Did you hear Kim's voice when she was singing along? Yikes! It sounded like a wounded dog... who smokes a lot of cigarettes.

The minute I heard the song title "Tardy for the Party" I knew it would be featured prominently in the recap. I love it!! I actually kind of felt bad for the old guy because everyone was ripping his tunes on national television.

I also liked how we "conveniently" saw DeShawn's check for $15,000 at her church. Something tells me that when people tithe there not supposed to broadcast it.

i know that you are torn up by ne ne's dad situation. but i can't believe that you didn't remark on the way heart was spelled in the letter- the camera did a quick focus on it. it was spelled haert or hert to that effect. it was good times for me in the moment of ne ne's sadness.

i love how all the women mispronounce words all over the place- way to pick up on that chickbomb. it is good times. jewrly.

Everytime I hear DeShawn and/or Sheree say "AKS" instead of "ask" I die a little inside.

I love how DeShawn is like I LOVE GOD, I GIVE MY CHURCH TONS OF MONEY and then holds a huge gala that she'll write off on her taxes as a charity event for her sham foundation. She can be a big retard all the wants with her fake foundation, but don't make a mockery out of religion.

" love how all the women mispronounce words all over the place- "

It's how a lot of people in the south who happen to be in the ghetto pronounce words.

Shows that marrying into an athlete or a sugar daddy cannot remove the shitstains of the ghetto.

I just can't get over how someone's dying the old left over hooker wardrobe from deadwood bright colours and then selling it to Kim!
Must be laughing all the way to the bank!
Also Sheree looks right at home at a transgender event... NeNe is cool, and Deshawn kind of makes me sick....
Great Recap!

Wordo nthe street is that Big Poppa is Quincy Jones. Which makes absolute sense given the connection to Dallas Austin. Also listen carefully to his voice. Sounds like Quincy to me!!1

And Lisa is having a party of her own, it's called the Make-Up Bar. You basically get your make-up done, and get drunk. Hmmm, perhaps I'd mesh with her too. It's the new hot thing in Atlanta. Can someone please bring this to LA?

Look up the Beauty Bar, they have Martinis and Manicures.

how come most of the women that are picked for real housewives look like they are transgender? they only ones that didn't were the women from new york. kim looks especially like one.

reckless_saturn_11 I believe that these rich women equate giant hair and 3 inches of makeup to class. therefore the more money their husbands have, the more ginormous the hair and horrid the makeup.
(for example, DeShawn is so classy she even has her own hair studio)

Of course I want to know who Big Poppa is, but not as much as I want to know why Kim has a Big Poppa. She doesn't fit the profile, kwim?

She has a "big poppa" because she can suck a golf ball through a garden hose. You know she works hard for that money, taking care of "little poppa" in ways Mrs. Poppa won't

Awww, ChickBomb, you ARE beautiful (and I'm not just saying that because you gave me a shout-out in your recap... I'm saying it because I've met you in person and we had that awesome fight about whether or not Ne-Yo is gay, and now we're bonded forever and ever, m'kay?).

I have to say I totally agree with you when they come with the serious drama... it fucks up the powers of observation through my bitchy-goggles, and I may be a lot of things (fat, hairy, soul-killing day job, spends too much time around drag queens) but I will not rip on someone going through something incredibly painful dealing with paternity, it hits too close to home.

Shereé should stay far, far away from Miss Gay Continental or Miss Gay Entertainer Of The Year... seriously, I thought maybe I had seen her performing earlier this year at the national competition, that mug of hers is hard... I'd kill to be standing nearby when someone would ask her how she tucks her penis away so well...

As for DeShawn, well, if you're going to be helping young girls with their self-esteem problems, what better way to do it than to teach them how to be completely and totally self-centered and shallow? It's only people who pay attention to others and think below the surface level who have self-esteem problems...

Love to you ChickBomb, keep up your awesome work... I'm totally thinking about watching this episode the next time it comes on Bravo...

love & huggles,
xoxoxo

J-Mo :)

P.S. Doesn't it change the whole title when I add just one little apostrophe to 'tardy To The Party? LOL!

This was a sad one! I felt so bad for NeNe. I wanted to reach through the TV and give her a big hug.

Notice how Kim is going on and on about making an album, but she won't sing for the camera? Not once did we get to hear her sing. Hmm....

chickbomb, i heart your recaps oh so much. and i love nene, the world cannot get enough nene.

j-mo, i was totally thinking the exact same thing about 'tardy to the party. every time i read it i could only think of the *other* kind of tardy!!!

xoxox

Love the recap ChickBomb but you glossed over the best part sweetie. Not only did NeNe say "We gon' start this bitch off a $2.00" she then went on to do a mock auction saying "you got 2.00, I want 2.00, this bitch 2.00" O, where do I nominate NeNe for our next National Treasure. A democratic ticket with NeNe and ChickBomb, and Gregg as the Secretary of Awesome..I tear up at the thought

Hey chickbomb,
I'm still really confused about this whole 'weave' thing, im still a little hazy about what they are and how they work (id never even heard of them till I went to the states haha), would you be able to maybe point out next recap with a sweet ms paint arrow on a picture of Kim where her real hair ends and the weave begins? Im perplexed and intrigued!
Cheers!
Sam

The whole time i was hearing Tardy for the Party I seriously thought it was 'Tardy for the Party. It wasn't until I read the recap that I realized it wasn't meant that way.

I about spit my wine all over the TV when Kim announced that she's 29. Honey, you are at least 40, don't kid yourself.

Also, did anyone else notice the HUGE sweat stains sported by Sheree's hairdresser? It was like one of those Sure/Unsure commercials from back in the day.