Another hilarious recap - thanks again. I'm dreading the end of the season, not so much for not being able to watch it anymore but more so because I won't be able to read these recaps every week!

NeNe was out of control this episode and it showcased how big her head has gotten. She doesn't KNOW that Kim's song wouldn't sell without her on it. Lots of people like Kandi and like what she did with the song. They might buy it because of Kandi alone. I heard the song and it's catchy. I wouldn't buy it, but someone else might. I don't know what NeNe could have brought to the song. NeNe is a jealous hater and she needed to just let it go with her original response of "Okay" when she found out Kim wanted to do the song alone. It wasn't that big of a deal in the first place. Grown women?!

With Sheree and her fits about this party all season and the "me,me,me", I couldn't figure out if it was her Independence Party or if she was one of the brat's from "My Super Sweet 16"! Blech!

As for NeNe, I liked her last season, but she has gone from telling it like it is to telling it like she makes it up to be in her crazy "I'm a Bravo TV star" land! Double Blech!

Now hold on you guys. I can't kind of see NeNe's frustration (though she did go over the top at the wrong location).

1. There wouldn't even BE a song if NeNe hadn't started singing it to Kim.

2. Kim has promoted that she and NeNe would do it together from day 1. Now we all know that she did that because she was hoping that NeNe's vocals would save her. But the minute she heard her doctored vocals weren't that bad, she turned on NeNe.

3. The fact that Kandi (and Kim) kept saying that it was "just a song" was absolute bullshit. Let me ask you, LL, HisRoyalHighness and thatswhatshesaid, if someone said to you that they were going to take you to Hawaii on vacation. And talked about it for months, making plans of what you would do etc. And then you saw them making the arrangements to go to Hawaii, but at the last minute they told you that they were going by themselves, you'd be hurt, right? It wouldn't be "just a vacation." It would be about betrayal and trust. And really my example wasn't very good because doing a song together can have lifetime implications not just a holiday (unless on that holiday in Hawaii, Ed found LL and they ran away together leaving Lisa crying on the beach, but I digress).

I think that NeNe would have reacted totally different if Kandi had said to her, "NeNe, what Kim is doing is a bit fucked up, but there is nothing I can really do. I'm sorry you aren't being included." or something like that. After all, we KNOW that Kandi DID think it was fucked up that Kim flipped on NeNe once she saw it might be all about her. But for her to just say "it is just a song" was a second slap in the face.

Oh! And I forgot to mention the crutches. Why didn't we see them at any other point? I am calling major bullshit on that one! It is probably how she manipulated Big Papa to start paying her bills again.

OMG I love and live for your recaps!!! I'm always anxiously checking out this site after a show airs to see if you put a recap up.

Now onto Nene, Nene has dropped the ball this season. I really don't know what's going with her jealousy, envy, the fact that Kandi has become the most popular one this season. Now about this song essentially it is Kim's song so she really doesn't need or have to put Nene on it. I can understand Nene getting upset about Kim telling her she wants her on it and then chaning her mind but damn she looked like she was getting ready to kill Kim and no ones come for our dear Kandi.

Oh and Leia, I think Bravo has been looking at these recaps because on bravo.com what do u know there's a scene with Ed in nothing but a towel on in a sauna closeups and everything, yes their listening! lol

NeNe hasn't said or done one nice thing to Kim since this season started. When telling Lisa what Sheree had done to Kim she acted like it was nothing, like Sheree just "touched" Kim's hair. She gossips and badmouths Kim at every opportunity. WHY should Kim let her be on this song? I think Kim and Kandi did a great job and NeNe doesn't deserve to be on it.

One poster said there wouldn't even be a song if NeNe hadn't started singing it to Kim. Then NeNe turns around - and this is still when she and Kim were "friends" - and mocks Kim's singing in front of Gregg, Lisa and Ed. Again, I say, she doesn't deserve to be on the song.

I am sorry Snootchy, I can not co-sign that. If you said you would take me to Hawaii, but everytime you turned around you heard I was talking smack on you to anyone who would listen and making fun of you, would you still want to take me with you? I don't think so.

I agree it could have been handled differently, but Nene is so blinded with either jealously of Kandi or how big her head has gotten, she is difficult to even conversate with. For all we know Kandi would have said those things to her, but Nene was so aggressive and in her face, I don't blame Kandi's reaction. She was a lot more lady like than I would have been. Love Nene season 1 but now I can't stand her.

I dunno... there are few on that show who aren't talking smack about the others. Kandi is probably the one least guity of it. But she is also the most level headed one so I would have expected her to recognize why NeNe might be hurt by Kim's backstabbing. And lets be honest here... nothing NeNe said either to Kim or behing her back had ANYTHING to do with the reason Kim decided to do the song on her own. That was 100% wanting to be the center of attention. I could see it if Kim had been hurt by what NeNe said and had changed her mind as a result, but that girl's duck lips were talking just as much smack about everyone else on the show.

I forgot one clarifying thought in the above post:

Kim wanted NeNe to sing on the song because she knows she can't sing and wanted to use her to make the song good. When Kim realized that they could mix her vocals until they sounded almost human, she wanted all of the glory. Kim is more of a user than any other person on that show.

Not finished lol-ing at your recap. Dwight was talking about his "toolbox", not tuba, lol. And I totally agree with the poster's upthread, NeNe's head has gotten way too big, and Kandi is officially now my favorite howife!! She is the only one with any class left and it took great restraignt on her part for walking away from MeMe at Sheree's party.

I'm still shocked that Kim used such a big word as "supercede", and correctly!

Um..snooty bootches, I seem to remember Sasquatch, I mean NeNe, started all this when she made fun of Kim's song in the limo on season 1. Khandi said Sasquatch didn't want to be included UNTIL she heard how great the remix sounded. Sasquatch need to STFD and STFU.

I'm Team Kim on this one. Khandi and Kim need to get FAR, FAR away from these freaks.

I have had it up to here with the fucking Tardy for the Party song. Kim has had nothing to do with the song. She didn't write it, she barely sings on it and Kandi and her producers was responsible for the hook and the music mixing. Kim won't even sing the song in public because she can't. Oh I am so sick of these women getting "famous" off the backs of other people and for not doing shit. I guess that is the way of celebrity these days- you can be famous for doing nothing. When are their 15 minutes going to be up? I can't watch this show anymore.

Oh and I don't know how it took me so long to notice, but Dwight has one of the worse face lifts. Oh it is bad.

And me too: I was shocked that Kim could use the word supercede. She had to have picked it up from one of her smarter friends because no way she would have known that word all by herself. She of the infamous- KAT spelling.

And Kim disgusts me with the lessons that she is teaching her children- that all you need in life is a sugar daddy. She said that she spends money like the bill isn't ever going to come- very responsible. If Big Poppa isn't serious about her then she shouldn't go on vacation with him and her children. They probably think that he is going to end up being their dad and that is just fucked up.

And oh my god woman. Put your tits away. That red dress that barely covers them just makes her look plain weird. And enough with pink lip stick- girl needs a stylist.

shantigirl, I'm of the mind that Kim is actually very smart yet for some bizarre reason, plays dumb. she seems to have a lot of layers, and not just of the plastic variety.

Kim is just an awful person. Does she not see herself at all? She calls herself independent but has no job and has her bills paid for by a married man! She says she is the best mother in the world but has nannies (which I have no idea how she pays for) with her children all day when she has no job & just goes from one spa appt to the next drinking wine all day! And the shopping habits she is teaching them are going to get them in a lot of trouble later in life. She has the most whacked out priorities of any mother of have ever seen!!!

I did LMAO at your comment Leia about her showing the phone pix of the necklace to BP tho.

Please, why does everyone keep saying this is "Kim's song". Let's be real, this is Kandi's song. Not only did the song not need Nene, it didn't need Kim either.

Great Recap! I just wanted to add:

Fuck You, Nene! Under normal circumstances, I wouldn't even consider purchasing this sort of horrible manufactured club music, but since the success of any song featuring Kim's voice will piss off Nene to no end, I'll happily buy as many copies as I can afford. If Nene had really been asked by Kim to help her with this stupid song, I might have had some sympathy for her, but AFAICR that's not how it happened. Nene volunteered herself to record the thing with Kim, or at least insinuated herself into that situation. And, let's not forget, that occurred at a time when Nene and Kim were still good friends. Plus, Kandi mentioned in this very episode that Nene herself had told her that she really didn't want to do the song with Kim. Even if Kim HAD asked for Nene's help all along, after the way Nene has treated Kim throughout this season (culminating in that painful-to-watch display Nene put on in her borrrowed blonde wig at Kim's house and right in front of Kim AND her friends), I wouldn't blame Kim one bit for dropping Nene. Of course I realize that Kim is a totally pathetic, annoying and delusional person in her own right (with the possible exception of Kandi, all these chicks are), but Kim is nowhere near as nasty & malicous as my former fave Nene. People who live in bad wigs shouldn't throw stones (at other people who live in bad wigs)...so please STFU, Ms. Bighead Leakes.

I do wish someone (anyone) would throw some stones at Sherayray though. Heck, she might even enjoy that because, technically speaking, any such stoning would be ALL ABOUT HER.

Wait, can someone please explain to me, cause I never watched season 1, why Kim had that demo in the first place? Was it given to her specifically by the guitar teacher, or did she just listen to it and started fooling around with NeNe? Cause if he didn't give it to her, that's his song not Kim's.

'NeNe might be hurt by Kim's backstabbing'

Are you freaking kidding? Kim's backstabbing? There is only one knife weilding maniac in Chief and that's Nene. Kim, at the beginning of the season clearly wanted to reestablish a relationship with Nene. It's clear that on Kim's part, she sincerely missed NeNe and their friendship. Meanwhile, Evil NeNe(as she should now be known)PRETENTED to want a friendship with her and used this LIE to set Kim up for the hair pulling Sheree encounter. That whole thing was a set up by NeNe. NeNe is the backstabber. Period.

Now, the song. The song would never exist without Kim. It was written by Kim's music teacher and KIM'S DAUGHTER. NeNe didn't want anything to do with a duet UNTIL the rewrite and the possibility it would be a good song. THEN and ONLY then, did she want to be a part of it. It was totally selfish and selfserving on her part. So, for her now to pretend to outraged that she's been dumped, when she clearly was the dumper initially, is total BS. Now, obviously, Kim wanted NeNe on the song at first for her own selfish reason-Fear. But, given that Nene has backstabbed her at every step this season, Kim had absolutely no loyalty to keep Nene on the song. Why should she? NeNe has done nothing but treat her like Shit this season. It's called Payback, Nene. And you so had it coming.

I need to thank Sheree’s mother for making my life fun again. Sure, her praises for her daughter were as delusional as Sheree’s own declarations about her self-worth, but I can now listen to it all, and to Sheree’s talking, and especially read the recaps and blogs about her, without throwing up in my mouth every few seconds. And what is this remedy that cured me of ‘Sheree-itis’, you ask? Why, only her sweet, loving mother sweetly and lovingly referring to her devil-spawn as Sheri !!!!!
I worried maybe it was just wishful thinking on my part, but after rewinding the DVR a few times I am completely secure in stating that this hell-whore is named ‘Sheri’ , meaning ‘Sheree’ is pronounced ‘Sheri’ (like that other moron on TV, Sheri Sheppard on ‘the view’, yuck).
Sheri’s demand of everyone to call her ‘sher-eh-eh’ must have been just one of the symptoms of her selfish, self-centered cunt-iness, but it is my favorite now. I can’t believe such a little thing can give me so much joy. It actually is now helping restore my sanity – until now this bitch could cause me to completely lose my shit just by showing up as ‘Her ALL-ABOUT-ME Highness’. Now, I all I see or hear is ‘Sheri’ and I’m all better right away.
Even this recap, although a full and complete masterpiece in itself, is so much more enjoyable and deliciously malicious if you call this obnoxious twat her real, mom-given name. Let’s all repeat after Mommy: ‘Sheri, Sheri , Sheri...’ Owww, I can almost forgive her cunt-ishness now that I know her name is not Sher’eh’eh’eh’’eh’eh. Almost....
Such a little thing, a yet such a powerful source of joy to me. Yep, I’m completely disturbed. And if you don’t like it, in the immortal words of Her Cunt-ess – ‘Eat me’!!!!!

As for Nene - I think it is hysterical that the woman who is her ghost-writer is named Denene. Anyone else? OK, maybe it's just me, but it cracks me up each time I see it. When I heard her say to Kim ‘You need me on the song! You can’t sell it without me, because of MY PERSONALITY AND WHO I AM, I almost spit all over myself. This bitch’s head has grown so huge, her lips have merged with her butt, and she’s totally talking out of her ass. What an idiotic thing to say, but more importantly – what an idiotic thing to believe! Does she not realize how fickle public love and sentiments are? She was a huge favorite last season, but this year she is UNBEARABLE!!! I find her comments, especially about Kim, absolutely obnoxious, and needlessly vicious. There is so much spite, venom and pure unadulterated HATE in this woman’s blood it is really disturbing. Where did it come from? Was it there before, and she just did a much better job of covering it up? Or, as I suspect, is it the fruit of her 15-minutes of reality-TV-fame? Can you even imagine her next season? Her head will probably be exploding every 3-5 minutes from all the hot air she’s so full of. Lawd, I HATE THIS COW NOW.

I can't be bothered to go look at the usernames, I'm assuming you know who you are :p

KIMS DAUGHTER did not have anything to do with writing the song. Kim's daughter had a music teacher who was teaching her guitar. Kim was talking about how she wanted to be a country singer so the music teacher (a kindly old man) gave Kim a tape of some songs HE wrote hoping that she would record some of them. The songs were VERY folksy and old fashioned along the lines of "Someone's in the Kitchen with Dinah."

THEN Kim listened to the tape and was laughing about it. She played it for NeNe to show how ridiculous the songs were. NeNe started making fun of the "Tardy for the Party" song and doing it in a different style and it started to sound better. UP UNTIL THAT POINT, KIM HAD DISMISSED THE SONG! She never would have even thought twice about the song if it hadn't been for NeNe's reinterpretation of it. So THAT is why I said that there wouldn't have even been a song if it wasn't for NeNe.

And, as I said before, I never said that NeNe didn't doing some shit to Kim. HOWEVER, that is NOT why Kim took her off of the song. If it was, she would have been justified. BUT even with everything that had happened between Kim and NeNe, Kim STILL wanted her on that song because she knew that NENE COULD SING AND KIM COULD NOT SING. KIM WAS WILLING TO USE NENE'S VOICE IN ORDER TO GET HERSELF A HIT SONG. Got it? So talking about all the smack talking really means jack all. Because that isn't why Kim did it. Kim only considered taking NeNe off of the album when she saw she could pull it off herself (with Kandi's help of course). Kim didn't need NeNe anymore so she cut her loose. Now if she had let NeNe know this AT ANY POINT, it might have been cool. But she was too much of a chicken shit piece of trash hooker to do so. She wouldn't even take NeNe's calls. She could have cleared the whole thing up and there wouldn't have been the big blow up at all. (Of course, blow ups are what make the show good)

I have never said NeNe was a saint. She has done some crappy stuff especially this season. But there isn't a person on this shop (with the exception of Kandi) who hasn't backstabbed and smack talked. And KIM? She is probably equally as bad as NeNe. At least NeNe is trying to raise her children right. What is Kim doing for hers?

Yeah, You have to go back to Season 1 for the history..for those that didn't watch or don't want to..here it is:
Kim's daughter wrote the lyrics to the song for Kim. The daughter's guitar teacher put music with the lyrics. Kim played it for Sasquatch and from that moment Sasquatch has ridiculed the song and Kim's singing. It's Kim's song.

As for why Sasquatch was blackballed from it...if you think Kim OWES that beast something then that's your perogative...but if I had a frienemy that treated me like Sasquatch has treated Kim then I would've done the same and more.

While I agree that Kim is never going to win a nobel peace prize or mother of the year award.. saying Sasi-Q is raising her kids right; well, that's debatable, since we hardly see her with her kids and when we do, it is GREG pointing out that they need guidance.

The trilogy of evil and destruction: Sasi-Q, She-Ray and Lisa are petty, immature, jealous, vindictive backstabbers..didn;t any of you notice Lisa stirring the pot further while Sasi-Q and Khandi were talking..she's always whispering something in someone's ear to keep the arguement going.

Kim even though she has no morals; she is no where near as evil as the trilogy of evil and destruction.

Khandi is normal.

I totally don't remember Kim's daughter writing anything. I swear that the guitar teacher, knowing that Kim was going to do a demo with Dallas Austin (?), gave Kim a tape/cd with some songs he wrote.The reason he gave her the music was because she was yapping about dallas and he wanted her to play them for Dallas. I can't remember if Kim played any of the songs for Dallas or not.
I also wonder if the guitar teacher signed those songs over to Kim. From the beginning I wondered if the song still belongs to him.
How redonk that we even remember the history of this train wreck.

Eleni,
How can you possible call Nene Sasquatch?? She is only a size 10, she could be an eight, but she doesn't want to. HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

kloewent, I know right..LOL. There is no way Sasquatch is a size 10! If she is, then I'm a victoria's secret model. I mean just look at her hands and feet. Lawd have mercy, I bet they're bigger than Shaq's! A lot of people think she's a dude in drag.

Why do I call her Sasquatch? On the bravo board, they've nicknamed her Chewbaccah or the Purple People Eater (she evidently wore some hideous purple dress). I loved Chewbaccah, he was a loyal friend to Harrison Ford in Star Wars. So I decided to call her Sasquatch.. the uncouth version of Chewy. WHY? because she is big, loud, has no class and acts like an untrained animal. Plus, I can't imagine that Sasi-Q knows how to spell 'loyal' and she sure doesn't know what it means.

How Dreadful.

Okay, I have to chime in on the "Tardy for the Party" debacle. Now I know "Tardy for the Party" is not "Imagine" or "Respect", but there is no why in hell Brielle could have written the lyrics to that. That idea is just plain ludicrous. L.U.D.I.C.R.O.U.S. Seriously. I douby Brielle could understand "Tardy for the Party" let alone write it. It was her guitar teacher that wrote it. He gave Kim a tape with songs on it that she might record. One of those songs being future-Grammy winner "Tardy for the Party".

Great review, Leia. You have me howling every time. Sorry, I didn't comment on the last two, but this girl's been busy. Not to start anything more, but every other recap artist puts something about their personal lives in the posting, be it knowing drag queens or eating one of everything on the Dairy Queen menu (From one Oreo Blizzard to a Dilly bar), so if you want to talk about your former modeling career and your lovah's current one...DO IT, girl!!!

BTW... I'm waiting for Eve Ensler's pussy to show up outside of a performance of "The Pocketbook Monologues" and demand her cut. Come on. That is blatant ripoff if you call it "The Pocketbook Monologues" or "The Vagina Monologues" or "The Cunt Monologues". It's all the same, Miss Sharon. Betta watch out!

I have an easier time believing Brielle wrote the original lyrics for "Tardy for the party". Who the hell says "Tardy" but a kid that is constantly warned not to be tardy to school. Khandi even said she had to change some of the lyrics to make more sellable. You have to go back to season 1 and watch the episode where Kim and Sasi-Q are in Kim's house at her desk and Kim first plays the song for Sasi-Q. Kim tells Sasi-Q where the song came from. The original verision of the song was far more juvenile than what we are hearing now and it was set to that hideous country music, that is why everyone was mocking Kim. In its original form that song was HORRIBLE. Khandi and her team of very talented musicians turned it into a catchy club song. Kudoos to Khandi being a great producer/Songwriter, Dallas Austin didn't even ATTEMPT to remix the song. I downloaded to my Ipod. Sasquatch can just sit and spin on that one.

C'mon, it is Kandi's song. It is hard to believe she took that country "Dinah's in the kitchen" (LMAO Snootchy Bootches!!) song and made it a hit like that. Shows her talent, that's for sure. Love me some Kandi.
And Nene- I didn't see what the fuss was all about last season, but this season I have pure HATE. She is just a Mean Girl that needs to be taken down a buncha notches.

According to Mediatakeout.com Khandi's fiancee was stabbed and killed by someone close to him outside of a club he co-owned, they believe it was about money. Poor Khandi, she also lost her uncle last week, if the story is true my heart goes out to her and her family.

I read that too. Very sad. Apparently, they had already split up, but his twin daughters have been living with her since the split.

I think you all are getting way to serious over these reality tv "stars" and I'm using that term very loosely. Seriously, are they worth all the arguing? And it's all for entertainment anyways! Geez! I just have fun watching their craziness that is probably all staged anyways. OH and waiting for Kims boobs to just explode!