Leia!!!

Loved your recap. The day of the show, I ended up live-blogging the show on Facebook with a bunch of friends. It was totally by accident and totally fun. Anyhoo...

I am now firmly on Team Sheree. No matter how much of a bitch she is, you don't not pay child support for 19 months and just stop payment on their house, no matter how much you hate their mother. And that fight...

...Was the best thing I have seen on TV in a minute. I loved how after she "axed" him, "Who gon' check me, booo," that she looked at him over the top of her shades as if to say, "Not you!"

I am reserving judgement on Kandi. I couldn't stand Xscape back in the day and it's hard to call someone else ghetto when your hair is 5 or six different colors.

Those last moments of the show were pure gold! Thanks for the recap, labiblia.

There are pictures up on Bravotv.com of Sherre's fashion line. Most of the styles have gotten 1 or 2 star ratings out of 5 possible stars.

There are also pictures of Lisa's line up on another site, nothing special if you ask me.

I don't know if I like Sherree, I think she talked a lot of trash about her divorce that wasn't true and from what I gathered she didn't get the 7 figures she was expecting. Isn't her ex broke? Those are the rumors online, that and that he's probably hidding his money somewhere so he won't have to pay her zilch.

Anyways, thanxs for the recap!

Better than the "check me boo" line was when A said to S, "I eat bitches like you for lunch!" (or something along those lines) and in response S goes, "Eat me then!" That was funny on so many different levels and vaguely sexual....

I found it funny when Riley (Kandi's daughter) was telling her mom that all of AJ's kids where going to be her "friends" not her siblings. Girl needs a yearbook to remember all their names. She also was like "AND BJ is going to be my friend" like the kid was Satan's spawn or something.

Leia! I knew they'd give you a good show. I was going to start weaning myself off the Housewives series, but if you're writing the recap, I guess I'll stick around. :)

I have nothing of substance to add- I just wanted to say that this recap was soooooo funny and that I think "Kim, you ignorant slut" should be her legal name. She could go by Kyis for short. Or maybe K.Y.

@blkarkitect: How could you not stand Xscape? Just hearing about a member of the group on the show caused me to remember my favorite songs from 10+ years ago: Understanding, Who Can I Run To, Just Kickin It. Ahh, memories...

Thanks for the recap; I missed most of the show so I hoped that someone would fill me in.

Great recap Leia LaBiblia!!
I never really liked Sheree but this episode mainly the fight made me change all that. She held her own against the gay party who I didn't even realize way gay until he started arguing with her. "Who going check me boo" classic!!! lol

Can't wait to see more recaps of my favorite disfunctional show and is Atlanta just full of gay guys, I mean it should be called Outlanta! lol

Atlanta is full of gay guys and gals for a very good reason. Rest of the state isn't a very welcoming place unless it is six feet under for certain groups of people.

bigjr6633:

The party planner released some sort of statement in which he clarifies that he's not gay, he's married and assures us that he's into P***Y. Yep, he used the p-word and in caps. Great way of making everyone focus on something that not everyone was focusing on. I personally didn't think he came accross as gay, I kinda assumed it since he's a party planner to begin with but still I didn't find him in your face gay. The fact the he had to clarify...

Great job LL! Sooo many giggles in your recap, it was like watching the show all over again.

NeNe was making me seriously nervous in that interview dress...that woman has serious boobage. I am glad to see that she and Sheree have patched things up. I'm sure that this season will be "everyone-against-Kim" but you know, I'm ok with that!

The party planner scene was seriously messed up. Way to advertise your business...I don't doubt for a moment that Sheree can be a serious pain in the ass, but isn't the planner's job to make the customer feel everything is in good hands?

So far I think I like Kandi. She seems to be sweet but also no nonsense. Kim still annoys the crap out me, her boredom in the class was just typical Kim. And agree that Ed is just yummy yummy yummy!

Promises to be an interesting sesaon - look foward to having you recap the journey with us! xoxo

Nimabu:

If he had to clarify that he's straight then many ppl other than myself assumed that he was gay so what does that tell u? lol
No offense but he definately showed out like he was gay and I'm gay so that doesn't mean I have a problem with it!

Yeah, what I was saying is that I think most people where focusing on the fight itself and not on "oh this Dude is definetely gay" and then he comes out with a statement not saying "I may have overreacted" but basically underlying the fact that he's not gay.

Whatevs, it was freaking funny and he's still ridiculous gay or not.

Certain industries that are female dominated lend themselves to people "assuming" that men in that field are gay: flight attendants, bank tellers, ice skaters, party planners. I would agree that more than being "queeny," his behavior was way over the top and completely unprofessional.

Hi Leia, thanks for the great recap.

I can't remember how many years Kim was supposed to be a customer of Rose the psychic, but I couldn't help but wonder how many times Psychic Rose can read the same palm before new information stops appearing.

~FloO

Hahahahaha! Leia, your recap was fabuloso! Thanks for the midweek laughs!

Hi Leia,
I've been a fan of this site for awhile and can't remember not thoroughly enjoying a recap but this one left a bad taste in my mouth. I appreciate the time and effort that it takes for a recap of this magnitude (I produced recaps of large meetings for a well-known charitable organization), but as hard as I tried, I couldn't shake the feeling that this recap seemed rather racist: "black twat monologues, hood-rat manners, grab some Popeye's and Cristal, culturally dubious spectacle of African-Americans bidding on each other", and so forth. I’m sure it wasn’t intentional but in bad taste nonetheless. Heck, I believe that everyone should be able to laugh at themselves or their group, but when it's done by an outsider, there leaves too many questions as to the motive when too many colloquialisms are used. Please stick to using your own voice when commenting in your recaps.

Hola Gasmii--

Gracias for the love. I Heart Blkarchitect for being my first commenter and appreciating Sheree the "Axe"-Murderer's meltdown as much as I did.

Ellenorah-- Thanks for following me over from HARPER'S ISLAND. This will be even trashier.

Nimabu-- I love that Anthony the party-planner had to issue a statement confirming his heterosexuality. So now we know he thinks he's on the DL. Approach him accordingly at any public restrooms.

And now onto the Hata! Digitaldiva-- I'm sorry you were offended. You might be too culturally sensitive for REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA, let alone TVGasm. Whatever you do, DO NOT check the Gasm FASHION SHOW archive for Flipit's thoughts on Lady Miss Reco.

I find it offensive that you presume to know what my "voice" is. To quote many a Maury/Montel/Ricki Lake hood-rat: "you don't KNOW me!!!!!"

I'm a recap artist, not a racist. And honey, hang onto your weave cuz I am just gettin started!

Besos,
LLB

Leia:

"Kim driving her convertible Bentley. The car's just like her: white, hard to the touch and frequently topless..."

Probably the BEST line I have ever read in a review! And it's soooo true!

And has anyone noticed how this girl plays both sides? First trash-talking Sheree with NeNe and then doing exactly the opposite after the fallout. She is faker than that crap Barbie hair wig on her head. Love the review! Keep it up.

"And honey, hang onto your weave cuz I am just gettin started!"

That line is almost as funny as "Who gon' check me, Boo?" LOVE IT!!!!!!

And upon thinking about it more, Cristal and Popeye's sounds kinda good.

digitaldiva,

If you can't take snark, then maybe you shouldn't be reading tvgasm in the first place. These women call themselves and each other ghetto, Leia is not saying anything they don't say about themselves.