The Diva is quick to point out that the Laurita/Manzo family has been there with Jacqueline all the way through her struggle with her miscarriages. Miss Thang takes the opportunity to ask if the momentarily impending birth of baby Andy Nicholas has healed their relationship. The Diva says that they healed because they are a family, but Jacqueline is looking a little less convinced. Of course, that might be because she has a baby swimming around in her tummy frantically looking for a way out of the darkness.
Bravo can wish all they want to, but this is a woman who's determined not to unglue her knees until she's far away from the cameras.
Miss Thang surreptitiously glances at his watch and decides that it's time to get back to the real drama. Specifically the troubled relationship between the Laurita/Manzo women and Nina Van Ho. The Diva offers that the viewing audience might be laboring under a misconception about their avoidance of Nina. Their reason for not hanging out with Nina doesn't have anything to do with her being a piece of garbage. After all, the Laurita/Manzo clan is friends with a lot of pieces of garbage. The real reason that they don't want to hang out with Nina Van Ho is because of what she's been doing to their family. You know, by being friends with Jacqueline and having that nasty book written about her.
Nina takes the opportunity to ask if she was the reason that the Diva and Jacqueline stopped talking, and Mama Manzo suddenly goes on the alert.
Yougoddasumthintosay yousayidtome!!
Uh Oh, this must be treading on some dangerous territory. Mama Manzo is working up a sweat in her rush to keep Jacqueline from answering any of Nina's questions. The official party line is that until Nina's arrival on the scene the Laurita/Manzo clan was one big happy exclusive club. However, since the advent of Nina Van Ho (AKA the Devil) everything has gone to Hell in a hand basket. Not only is the Diva on the outs with Jacqueline, she's also on the outs with her brother/Jacqueline's husband, Chris.
And then everybody got sick and locusts are crawling all over the house.
Jacqueline isn't quite buying into the whole 'Nina Van Ho purveyor of death and destruction' image. She manages to squeeze a sentence in between Mama's rants to say that she and the Diva's relationship had issues before Nina came along. I can't help feeling a little bad for Mama. She's obviously more of an old school 'don't air your dirty laundry in public' believer, which has to be quite a strain when your being filmed everyday for weeks on end, by people looking for scandal.
Miss Thang takes pity on Mama and turns to Low-Magnon reminding her of her comment that the Juice gets along with everyone, BUT what about that whole incident with the dance instructor? In case Low-Magnon has forgotten about her husband's totally despicable homophobic nastiness, she gets to see a flashback just to remind her. I totally love the irony of Low-Magnon saying that the one thing she can't past is Nina having disrespected her husband, when the Juice just disrespected the entire gay population.
Miss Thang asks Nina why she got upset about the Juice's anti-gay slurs, which should give Nina a moment to shine. Unfortunately, the wretched woman is unable to restrain herself from taking advantage of any opportunity to portray herself as a victim. She starts sniveling about how painful the Juice's nastiness was to her personally because her best friend is gay. Low-Magnon does her feeble best to come to the Juice's defense by starting to explain that the Juice wasn't calling the instructor gay, he was just calling what they were doing gay. Before she can finish her statement, she has the totally awkward realization that this doesn't make the Juice look that much better. Switching approaches, Low-Magnon starts gushing about how her husband grew up with gay friends, who knew they were gay, and he loved them.
C-L-O-S-E-T
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Comments (1)
I found the dirt about the fat man found in the truck of a car. Yep. Everybody wants to think about the day of their engagement with such beautiful memories. Maybe "Mama" should have a chat with the cops because they seem to have a completely different opinion about "her family".
I saw the Diva's wedding tv show but the split marriage info is a little vague. Would someone please post a link or post a hint to a good link?
I have a friend who pays for everything in cash but he has retail stores. Juicy and Cro have cash handy because......?
1 of 1 | Posted by Anonymous | Posted on July 5, 2009 11:00 PM