Be Still My Heart - 
by J-Unit
I am sure everybody hates being reminded about this every week I write about Real World/Road Rules Challenge: Inferno II, but I really, really, can't stand the Bad Asses. I honestly think that they are bad human beings. True, there was a time when I rooted for Beth, but only because the rest of her team hated her and she was hell bent on sabotage. She let me down, but I could muster up enough feelings to feel sorry for Dan and the lot that he had been cast. Then Dan was eliminated, which left me with exactly nobody to root for. This latest episode brings us the last competition and elimination before the season finale next week.
You could make the argument that I should root for Tonya because she was also hated by her team, and especially the three evil lesbians - Rachel, Veronica, and Tina. The level to which they despise Tonya is pretty high. Not content to make fun of her during the challenges for her poor performance, they decided that they had to mock her away from the competitions as well. Their latest complaint? They were upset because they thought Tonya masturbated too much and it was keeping them from sleeping.
I don't think they were upset about the masturbating as much as they were upset that Tonya might be imagining a man is touching her, and not the sapphic caresses of another woman. But think about that for a minute: if you were a lesbian and the only single woman around was Tina, wouldn't you look to alternatives? Shit, if you were a guy and Tina was the only single woman around you would look for alternatives, unless you're a pasty white whale, and then you can count on Darrell having a boner for you.
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