Swimming with SHARKS - 
by J-Unit
As one of the lead members of the "Why doesn't somebody take Wes behind the woodshed and put us all out of our misery" club, I have enjoyed the way that he has been targeted on Real World/Road Rules Challenge: Fresh Meat. That being said, I have to give Wes props for going into the Exile three times and coming back every single time. Although I am sure that Katie could relate to how Wes was feeling, Wes is now completely alone. His dumb friends are gone, his girlfriend is gone, his partner avoids him, and apparently even his sunscreen runs the other way, and the odds are strong that he was going to continue being sent into the Exile until he didn't come back.TVgasm: The Best Recaps, News and Gossip in Television:
After watching last week's episode, I think Wes is really missing the point of his partner. You can say whatever you want about her determination, her heart, her intelligence, etc., but the fact that this girl packed less than any other girl in the house obviously makes her the best partner to have. As much as he can't stand her, the reason why he gets to talk so much shit about sending people home from exile is because his partner such a "lightweight". Considering all of the people left in the game, is there any team that has packed less than the 100 pounds Wes and Casey have to lug around?
Every week, the producers seem to tease us with the possibility that Tina and Kenny are going to be going into Exile, and this week was no different. Tina has been in this game before, and is taking things VERY seriously. She has been complaining for a long time that her partner, Kenny, is not taking Challenge seriously enough. For some reason, she can't understand why Kenny refuses to acknowledge that the Challenge is more than just a game. This is one of the greatest parts about Fresh Meat. People like Tina, addicted to the fame and money that comes with being on television, but who do not actually possess any of the talent necessary to be on television, clash with people like Kenny who are still giddy over the thought on being on TV and still have hopes of an actual career.
Early on, the team to beat was Evan and Coral. It seemed like they were just rolling through the competition and nobody could stop them. They have been slowed down a little bit, and Coral is a little worried because there have been two competitions in a row that they haven't finished first. OH THE HORROR. I think that this team can bounce back, but they seem to have a problem with hernias. Evan has a sports hernia, and you know that it's only a matter of time before Coral has her own herniated disc from trying to keep those melons of hers upright.
I know tthey have to blur out pubic hair, but what sort of happy trail is Evan sporting there?
Evan is actually really worried that he is going to have a real problem with his injury. It's already past the point where simple rest can help him, and so he'll need surgery as soon as he gets out of Australia. Having suffered from a hernia myself at one time, I am sympathetic to Evan, but seriously, if this guy is in such bad shape, why is frolicking around with Wes? I know that as the Neo-Miz Evan must keep a certain level of meathead antics and Coral boob jokes or people will wonder what is wrong with him, but why waste time on beating on Wes? Can't you leave that job for a Kangaroo?
Fortunately for Evan, their next challenge wasn't too difficult. They only had to get in a pool WITH SOME SHARKS. The task, called Shark Bait, required the teams to finish a puzzle. Their puzzle pieces were spread around a tank of water. To make sure that none of teams had an unfair advantage, the other teams were sequestered before they had to jump in the aquarium. Oh, and did I mention that there were SHARKS?
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