This week's episode began where the last one left off: the punch heard 'round the world (or at least the TVgasm offices). We once again witnessed Tina clocking Beth in the face, and thankfully, this time we got to see it at full speed (none of the slow-mo crap from last week). As a result, we were able to appreciate the full force of this strike, which, sadly, was not that great. Still, it was enough to make Beth walk away as Tina mocked, "Nice face!" Ooh! Good one, Tina! The "nice face" bit always tortures people for years!

Tina then explained to us what it felt like to slam her fist into Beth's blotchy cranium. "Punching Beth is like punching a frozen piece of pig," she said, implying that she's actually punched a frozen piece of pig before (which is not totally out of the question). She then added, "But I know you didn't feel it because that Botox has gotten your face all frozen." C'mon, Tina. Don't act like you won't be injecting all sorts of stuff into your forehead ten years from now.

Nevertheless, as per the rules, punching is not allowed, and so Tina learned that she would be going home. "That was worth $150,000!" she proclaimed. Um... no, it wasn't. You could have punched Beth any other time. For free. However, at this point, now that Tina was actually going home for the punch, she had to justify it as best she could, and so she babbled on as if it was the most liberating catharsis of all time. "Honestly, it's like I just came back from a spa." she confessed to us. Yes, a spa that cost you $150,000.

Of course, Tina may have been all proud of her actions, but everyone else could see she'd simply been played by Beth. Even nimrod CT could figure out what was going on, saying, "Beth played her like a flute." Or fiddle. Flute or fiddle. I guess they both work (except, of course, that "flute" sounds idiotic).

Meanwhile, as Tina was escorted away by TJ, Beth puffed out her chest and talked about how tough she was. "She's fuckin' intimidated by me," Beth said, and she was right. Not everyone can be so good at putting on makeup terribly. Beth then boasted, "I could clock the bitch too, you know what I'm saying?" Yeah, Beth. You keep it real! Clock that bitch upside the head! All your homegirls from da streez will get yo' back!

"Save my beautiful face!"

As much as Beth probably wanted to continue clucking around, she had to eventually visit with the medics who tended to her gaping, bleeding wound (read: it was a tiny scrape). I have to say, I was quite annoyed -- not at Beth, but at a person I met at a random party back in June who told me about this incident and then claimed that Beth had a black eye for like the next few episodes. What a bruise-tease. I was really hoping to see a battered Beth. Of course, as bruised as she may have been in my hopes and dreams, I knew she could never be as glorious as Trishelle was during those first few days after her mysterious "bike accident" several seasons ago.