This week's episode began the way so many Challenge episodes begin: with the cast doing shots at a local bar. Yay impending liver failure! We then saw Johnnie and Tonya talking about better ways to work as a team, and no, doggy style was not an option (although, I'm sure Tonya was thinking that. Johnny Fairplay better watch out. Once Tonya goes black, she might never go back. And by "back," I mean "crab-infested, syphilitic dirtbag").

Elsewhere in the bar, Wes was on the phone, speaking to his main squeeze Johanna. Actually, it wasn't so much that he was speaking. It was more like hostile complaining. You see, Wes was now the only member of the Austin cast left in Australia, and it was dawning on him that like the viewers, no one else on The Challenge really liked him.

"No one cares if I'm back. No one gives a shit," he whined. Sadly for Wes, he often says this -- at family reunions... class reunions... pretty much any sort of reunion. Let's face it: no one likes him. Still, he was confident that even though he was unpopular, he would still dominate the whole damn game. "I'll just keep plucking people off on at a time," he said. Yes, it's hard for anyone to defeat Wes and his unbridled FrecklePower!

Meanwhile, the next day, we spotted Evan hanging out in a production van for some odd reason. He explained, "I've got a growing pain in my abdomen." For a moment, I thought he meant the Seaver Family had taken up residence in his stomach, but apparently the growing pain was actually a sports hernia (as opposed to the couch potato hernia that I suffered through seven years ago. No joke). Now Evan was worried about how this medical ailment might undermine his chances at fame and riches. Aw, don't fret Evan. Show me that smile again. Don't waste another minute on your cryin'. You're nowhere near the end. The best is ready to begin. Ohh ooooh ohhh. As long as you and Coral got each other, you got the world spinnin' right in your hands. Baby you and she, you gotta be, the luckiest dreamers who never quit dreamin'. Okay, taking the Growing Pains thing too far. I'll stop now.