We cut to a commercial where Evan does a promo for Fighting, and for some reason is dressed like an extra from Newsies in one of those stupid hat, leather jacket and scarf. Maybe CT left behind a few choice items after getting kicked off for wanting to EAT ADAM'S BRAINS! (I will always put that phrase in caps.)
Mark and Rachel get to pick who competes against who since they won the last challenge. I find this unfair but have no logical reason why. But I trust that Mark, with his many, many, MANY years on Earth, will make it as fair as possible.
In our first Chick Heat, the Dynamic Duo picks Diem, Aneesa, Brooke, and Kimberly to go at it. Hmmmm, butch scary lesbo against the three weakest girls? Maybe I have to re-evaluate Grampa Mark.
But wait! Aneesa is the first one down into the toilet water. The other three hold on for a two minutes, so now it's time to go to Phase 2, where they have to hold on with one hand. Kim is staying strong, but Brooke and Diem both touch the rope and get DQed. Kim wins.
Come on, DM! DQ'ed. Again?! Maybe that's her new nickname. We know how she feels about people with two letters as their whole name....
In Chick Heat 2, we have Rachel, Katie, Jenn, and Paula. Rachel starts swinging the rope pretty hard to the point where they are almost horizontal. Side note: Rach, the hair cut ain't working for you honey.
Katie ends up sitting on the rope, then falls. Jenn, Rachel and Paula somehow manage to fall all at the same time, but Paula hits the water seconds after the other two and wins. Nice strategy, Rach.
Chick Heat 3 has Brittini, Tori, Ruthie. Ruthie is shaking the rope pretty hard, but both her and Tori fall but keep on handing. Brittini is doing gymnastics on the rope while Ruthie navigates them look a monkey, and it's quite impressive. In the end, Ruthie ends up winning.
So it's our Final Chick Heat, which means Ruthie, Paula, and Kimberly are going to fight it out. I'm predicting Paula falls first.
Kimberly says her strategy is to just hold on and not try to exert herself by shaking the rope. Damnit, what kind of season is this where Evan and Kimberly are making sense?
All 3 make it through phase 1 and surprisingly phase 2. Time for the good stuff--in phase 3, you can use both hands and both feet, but you can also try and knock your opponent of through any means.
Ruthie goes in for the kill, and Evan yells out to kick her knee caps. I'm not 100% sure who he's directing it to or whose kneecaps he wants to be kicked, but he's talking about hitting a bitch, so I'm all right with it once again.
Paula falls (I love being right!) and Kimberly and Ruthie are holding on and battling it out. Ruthie is like a monkey, ninja, koala bar--something really adept with ropes and balance because homegirl has got mad skillz. She knocks Kimberly's bony ass off and wins.
Now it's the guy's turn. In Dude Heat 1 we have MJ, Isaac, Brad and Davis. Isaac is one of the first people to fall. Come on buddy, I know you can do better than that! Brad falls shortly after that, leaving MJ and Davis on the ropes together. But not for long, because Davis ends up falling and MJ wins. Woo-freaking-hoo. Who invited this guy again?
Dude Heat 2 is Old Man Mark, Dunbar, Landon and Derek. Interesting choice Mark, not sure what you were trying to achieve here when you put together this heat, but I trust you have something going on in that old, old, OLD brain of yours.
Anyways, Derek is the first one to fall but holds up, only to end up falling again. Dunbar's next to fall, and this makes me happy.
Mark and Landon are next to go to phase 2, but decide to skip it and just start battling. Love it! Landon attacks Mark right away and wraps his legs around him. Landon is kicking him in the ribs and Mark puts up a pretty good fight then falls.
On to Dude Heat 3, where Eric, Evan, and Neh are competing.
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Comments (14)
Oh my gosh yes that would be awesome if Rob hosted the next challenge!! I love him!
1 of 14 | Posted by akgirl7 | Posted on April 28, 2009 3:47 PM
As much as I don't really "enjoy" Evan, Paula is even worse with her b*tching and complaining. Enough. We get it, you showed ya boobs to his brother,did you guys also have a creepy threesome? (shudder)Otherwise, chill out. It's a game.
Also, I agree with the "Make Rob Dyrdek the Host" campaign because TJ and his bong gotta go to the faraway land of Dave Mirra and Johnny Mosley. Although I do love me some Dave Mirra...
2 of 14 | Posted by congratsmeathead | Posted on April 28, 2009 4:38 PM
I'm an Evan fan, but I'm not even sure why because I don't think he's even a real RW/RRer, just a fake one they brought in for Fresh Meat and then decided it would be cool if they kept coming back.
But yeah, Dunbar and Kimberley are annoying. And so is Paula. And Diem. And Ryan was, so I'm glad he went home. Maybe I should stop watching this show...
3 of 14 | Posted by kelsey | Posted on April 28, 2009 9:25 PM
I think PopPrincess should start a petition for MTV asking for Rob. I'd sign. I love me some Rob and his crazy ideas. (Shark Attack has been the best Fantasy Factory episode yet.)
4 of 14 | Posted by fluffy | Posted on April 29, 2009 6:52 AM
The only thing better than Rob Dyrdek hosting the next RW/RR challenge?
Rob Dyrdek and Big Black hosting the next challenge!
I'd love to see CT try to start his bullying ways with Big Black around.
5 of 14 | Posted by angiemarie | Posted on April 29, 2009 7:28 AM
I absolutely agree with getting rid of TJ as host and replacing him with Rob!
I'd like to see Ruthie win; she's always been one of my favorite RW cast member.
For the men...Brad or Landon.
By the way, how old is Mark? and didn't he "retire"?
6 of 14 | Posted by tngirl06 | Posted on April 29, 2009 8:22 AM
Hold on...is Mark old???!!!
7 of 14 | Posted by nashuaf | Posted on April 29, 2009 8:46 AM
nashuaf, to answer your question, Mark is 37 years old, which is very old to these challenges.
Anyway, I was happy to see Landon and Ruthie win, I'm rooting for Diem and Mark though.
I was mad that Evan won, because I hate him and was glad to see Brooke go home, she is useless.
Can't wait to see Rachel and Jenn together tonight and the next challenge, which looks awesome...
8 of 14 | Posted by Blakelovesthechallenge | Posted on April 29, 2009 1:03 PM
Does anyone else find Nehamiah as extremely annoying as I do? I thought the Austin season sucked and then from what else I can remember of him he hooked up with Beth and then tried to say she was gross or something but to me he's pretty unattractive himself. I think what bugs me so much about him though is he over dramatizes EVERYTHING. He finds ways to insert himself into situations that have nothing to do with him. I think most of them do this but it seems to me he does it more than most. Does anyone else notice this?
9 of 14 | Posted by ReiRay | Posted on April 29, 2009 2:24 PM
Damn, I love these blogs...the constant TJ Bong refferences and the Old Man Mark jokes are great!
Why is this still RW/RR Challenge? When the hell was the last season of RR on anyway?
Isac is a f-ing crack up!
Cant stand paula and dumb-bar.
Also am getting really sick of all of these people that go on show like these and get pist a others for playing shady! It is a game, they are all there to win, it is all part of the friggin game. so quit your ditching and enjoy your vacations!
10 of 14 | Posted by v_cap | Posted on April 29, 2009 2:43 PM
PopPrincess!
Girl, I love your work! I agree about the opening, it just screams "DILDOES" to me every time I see it. At least these kids are marginally smarter (and prettier) than your average VH1 Ho/Skank/Manwhore/Dumbass. I'm personally a big fan of Big Easy, mostly because I'd like to fuck him in half.
Wow, I don't know where that came from... it must be because I feel very bold and centered today!
Awesome job! Love to you!
J-Mo :)
P.S. All this love for Landon puzzles me... wasn't he the one who has been in some serious troubles with the law over his drunken stabby behaviors? He's cute, but i remember seeing his mugshot somewhere on the netterwebs somewhere, and it was very "Sleeping With The Enemy"...
11 of 14 | Posted by J-Mo | Posted on April 30, 2009 11:53 AM
So I just read an article that Evan says that Robin was 3 months preganent but still the popping pills. Then he also says that he is leaving to do another challange April 25th.
12 of 14 | Posted by rone72 | Posted on April 30, 2009 9:42 PM
Hate MJ and Eric with a passion. I would enjoy seeing them both castrated with no anesthesia. They annoy the hell out of me. Although I have to laugh at the fact that J-Mo said he wanted to fuck E in half. What the hell?!?!?! I don't care what you do to him as long as i never see him again. My favorite challenge ever was when that fuck thought he was going to die. I literally my ass off through that whole episode.
13 of 14 | Posted by ReeseWitherspoon | Posted on May 1, 2009 12:47 AM
ReeseWitherspoon...
I like fat guys.
love, J-Mo :)
14 of 14 | Posted by J-Mo | Posted on May 1, 2009 7:39 PM