Evan tells us he's worried about "E shaking me to the moon" and also worried that if E falls first, there will be no mud left for him. Oh, Evan, you slay me! Did they teach you that in your Advanced Confessional One Liners class?
Easy falls which Evan tells us sends "shockwave" down the rope and causes him to fall too. Neh wins.
On to the Final Dude Heat, which should be a good one with MJ, Landon and Neh. Landon is pretty comfortble on the rope and is shaking MJ and Neh around. MJ stumbles but recovers, then falls again into the pit. Huzzah!
Neh and Landon are left to go into the next phase, but decide once again to skip the one-handed bull shit and go right into the battle. Landon does his sneaky spider attack and takes Neh down just like he did with Mark.
Landon and Ruthie are winners! I'm finding Landon endearing and want him to make it to the finals. I don't remember him being this cute on his season at all...
None of the cast is quite sure what these two are going to do and who they will save. Landon and Ruthie meet to discuss, and say they have 30 minutes to decide "the whole list." It's just one name, right? It's not like we're deciding if we should release the names of CIA agents or anything.....
Landon wants to save Brit, Ruthie wants to save Isaac and 2 others. Ruthie, I like where your head is at.
Landon suggests they make their decision in the same way that humanity has made all important decisions since the beginning of time - Paper, Scissors, Rock.
We don't get to see the PSR fight, which I'm sure was a scorcher, but they end up saving Brit. Brit saves Mark (she must like old), who saves Rachel, who saves Brad, who saves Tori (natch), who saves MJ (why, oh, why?), who saves Aneesa, who saves Isaac (yay!), who saves Katie, who saves Easy (still with me?), who saves Diem, who saves Evan.
Evan knows he has to, or at least is supposed to, save Paula, but she also knows she will pick Dunbar. Flashback to Brad throwing his lawyer logic on him. What's a homey to do? Break out some PSR or Eenie-Meenie-Miney-Mo?
He ends up picking Kimberly! Paula is pissed and so am I, and we both give him the finger. I think she does it because he didn't pick her, I did it because I don't like Kimberly. But the message is the same.
Kimberly saves Derek, who saves Jen, who saves Neh, who has to choose between Brooke and Paula. Dun-dun-DUNH! All 4 people left are part of his alliance so he's not sure what to do. He ends up picking Paula, who of course picks Dunbar, meaning Brooke and Davis are going into the Duel! Gasp!
Now Davis and Brooke get to pick who they want to compete against. Davis picks Evan to go into the Duel. What?! Dunbar does a stupid meathead dance in the back. Can't argue with his logic: Evan is annoying. And screw you MTV for making me agree with Dunbar, Kimberly and Evan.
Brooke picks Brittini because of her rookie status, proving my point that it doesn't really matter what order you get picked in. They pick their cards. The guys get Spot On, and Evan is practically wetting himself because he thinks its a puzzle challenge.
The girls will be playing Back Off from the famous Man vs Beast challenge of Episode 1.
Paula runs up to Davis and says I knew you'd pick Evan, not aware that Evan is standing right next to her. Aaaawkward. She plays it off like a fourth grader, saying she knew he was there the whole time. Right, Walnuts, not buying it. Just like you are over the whole Johnny Bananas backstabbing incident.
Evan tells us "I'm alone in a cruel, NZ world." Little know fact about Evan: he wrote his senior thesis at Reality Training School on Dramatic One Liners.
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Comments (14)
Oh my gosh yes that would be awesome if Rob hosted the next challenge!! I love him!
1 of 14 | Posted by akgirl7 | Posted on April 28, 2009 3:47 PM
As much as I don't really "enjoy" Evan, Paula is even worse with her b*tching and complaining. Enough. We get it, you showed ya boobs to his brother,did you guys also have a creepy threesome? (shudder)Otherwise, chill out. It's a game.
Also, I agree with the "Make Rob Dyrdek the Host" campaign because TJ and his bong gotta go to the faraway land of Dave Mirra and Johnny Mosley. Although I do love me some Dave Mirra...
2 of 14 | Posted by congratsmeathead | Posted on April 28, 2009 4:38 PM
I'm an Evan fan, but I'm not even sure why because I don't think he's even a real RW/RRer, just a fake one they brought in for Fresh Meat and then decided it would be cool if they kept coming back.
But yeah, Dunbar and Kimberley are annoying. And so is Paula. And Diem. And Ryan was, so I'm glad he went home. Maybe I should stop watching this show...
3 of 14 | Posted by kelsey | Posted on April 28, 2009 9:25 PM
I think PopPrincess should start a petition for MTV asking for Rob. I'd sign. I love me some Rob and his crazy ideas. (Shark Attack has been the best Fantasy Factory episode yet.)
4 of 14 | Posted by fluffy | Posted on April 29, 2009 6:52 AM
The only thing better than Rob Dyrdek hosting the next RW/RR challenge?
Rob Dyrdek and Big Black hosting the next challenge!
I'd love to see CT try to start his bullying ways with Big Black around.
5 of 14 | Posted by angiemarie | Posted on April 29, 2009 7:28 AM
I absolutely agree with getting rid of TJ as host and replacing him with Rob!
I'd like to see Ruthie win; she's always been one of my favorite RW cast member.
For the men...Brad or Landon.
By the way, how old is Mark? and didn't he "retire"?
6 of 14 | Posted by tngirl06 | Posted on April 29, 2009 8:22 AM
Hold on...is Mark old???!!!
7 of 14 | Posted by nashuaf | Posted on April 29, 2009 8:46 AM
nashuaf, to answer your question, Mark is 37 years old, which is very old to these challenges.
Anyway, I was happy to see Landon and Ruthie win, I'm rooting for Diem and Mark though.
I was mad that Evan won, because I hate him and was glad to see Brooke go home, she is useless.
Can't wait to see Rachel and Jenn together tonight and the next challenge, which looks awesome...
8 of 14 | Posted by Blakelovesthechallenge | Posted on April 29, 2009 1:03 PM
Does anyone else find Nehamiah as extremely annoying as I do? I thought the Austin season sucked and then from what else I can remember of him he hooked up with Beth and then tried to say she was gross or something but to me he's pretty unattractive himself. I think what bugs me so much about him though is he over dramatizes EVERYTHING. He finds ways to insert himself into situations that have nothing to do with him. I think most of them do this but it seems to me he does it more than most. Does anyone else notice this?
9 of 14 | Posted by ReiRay | Posted on April 29, 2009 2:24 PM
Damn, I love these blogs...the constant TJ Bong refferences and the Old Man Mark jokes are great!
Why is this still RW/RR Challenge? When the hell was the last season of RR on anyway?
Isac is a f-ing crack up!
Cant stand paula and dumb-bar.
Also am getting really sick of all of these people that go on show like these and get pist a others for playing shady! It is a game, they are all there to win, it is all part of the friggin game. so quit your ditching and enjoy your vacations!
10 of 14 | Posted by v_cap | Posted on April 29, 2009 2:43 PM
PopPrincess!
Girl, I love your work! I agree about the opening, it just screams "DILDOES" to me every time I see it. At least these kids are marginally smarter (and prettier) than your average VH1 Ho/Skank/Manwhore/Dumbass. I'm personally a big fan of Big Easy, mostly because I'd like to fuck him in half.
Wow, I don't know where that came from... it must be because I feel very bold and centered today!
Awesome job! Love to you!
J-Mo :)
P.S. All this love for Landon puzzles me... wasn't he the one who has been in some serious troubles with the law over his drunken stabby behaviors? He's cute, but i remember seeing his mugshot somewhere on the netterwebs somewhere, and it was very "Sleeping With The Enemy"...
11 of 14 | Posted by J-Mo | Posted on April 30, 2009 11:53 AM
So I just read an article that Evan says that Robin was 3 months preganent but still the popping pills. Then he also says that he is leaving to do another challange April 25th.
12 of 14 | Posted by rone72 | Posted on April 30, 2009 9:42 PM
Hate MJ and Eric with a passion. I would enjoy seeing them both castrated with no anesthesia. They annoy the hell out of me. Although I have to laugh at the fact that J-Mo said he wanted to fuck E in half. What the hell?!?!?! I don't care what you do to him as long as i never see him again. My favorite challenge ever was when that fuck thought he was going to die. I literally my ass off through that whole episode.
13 of 14 | Posted by ReeseWitherspoon | Posted on May 1, 2009 12:47 AM
ReeseWitherspoon...
I like fat guys.
love, J-Mo :)
14 of 14 | Posted by J-Mo | Posted on May 1, 2009 7:39 PM