Mark and Landon agree that Spot On is a puzzle game. Mark tells him to keep his head in the game, but Evan is just shitting his pants thinking about it. You should always trust your elders, Evan! Back in the days, Mark had to go into the Duel with one hand tied behind his back and a blindfold on. (get it? Because he's OLD!)
Evan, taking a lesson from Confrontation 101, decides to approach Davis about his vote. Davis tells him not to get his panties in a wad, it was nothing personal. But Evan ain't picking up what Davis is throwing down.
Davis says he was always going to pick Evan and thought he knew it. Evan is sounding like an insecure little bitch and complains about being in this "wierd petri dish social experiment." Seriously, who gives him these lines? And you SIGNED UP FOR THIS, plus you have a chance to win lots of money if you stop being such a bitch! The whole point is to get called into the Duel so don't act like such a sissy when it happens.
Neh is regretting picking Paula (oh, don't we all), since he knew she was going to pick Dunbar, and he and Davis are down. Well, if you knew she was going to pick him, why did you pick her??
Brooke is prepping for the Duel by curling her hair....lovely.
Davis is prepping for the Duel by stirring up more drama. He very loudly says that no matter who was going to be the last picked, him or NeH were both going to call Evan to the duel and Paula knew it. Evan overhears and Davis tells him he doesn't like bullies. Prolly reminds him too much of school.
Evan is huffing and puffing around and just generally acting like a weenie. Davis is totally getting into Evan's head and I totally love it!
Cut to the next day and everyone standing around for the lady Duel. TJ takes his lips off the bong long enough to tell us the rules: two hooks are on their back, take off your opponents hook and hang it on another hook. Do it twice and you win.
Brooke can't even deal with the bite guard in her mouth, which is a not good sign of things to come. TJ rings the bell and typical sissy slapping ensues until Brooke pretty much gives Brittini her hook.
Round 2 is all of 3 seconds, and Brittini wins in the most anti-climactic duel ever. I don't think either of them broke a sweat. Bye, bye Brooke. Let's hope you get a better send off then Shauvon.
Time for the guys duel! Spot On is a new one. In between bong hits, TJ tells us that it's a puzzle climbing wall. There's 16 puzzle pieces all over a really tall wall, and they'll have to put the right pieces into the wall to win. They're all circles with a random pattern on them.
Evan is climbing the wall and getting frustrated. Davis has 3 out of 16, Evan has 0. Lamest duel ever. It looks like Davis is making good progress while Evan is whining and being a bitch, but we all know how much the producers love to fake us out.
Evan starts to catch up, and eventually takes the lead and wins by a decent margin, 9-16. Well, shit.
Evan is upset that Paula now hates him. After all, she met his family and showed her boobs to his younger brother so she really is a "true friend". I once accidentally showed my tata's to a friend's brother (it involved a tube top and platform shoes) and we still talk about it 15 years later, so I kinda get where he's coming from.
Evan tries to tell Paula that she's making it worse then it really is. Yeah, because the best thing to say to a girl is that she's being irrational.
Brad says he cant back the evil game that Evan is playing and starts partying with everyone, while Evan reads alone in his bed. Any guesses to what he was reading?
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Comments (14)
Oh my gosh yes that would be awesome if Rob hosted the next challenge!! I love him!
1 of 14 | Posted by akgirl7 | Posted on April 28, 2009 3:47 PM
As much as I don't really "enjoy" Evan, Paula is even worse with her b*tching and complaining. Enough. We get it, you showed ya boobs to his brother,did you guys also have a creepy threesome? (shudder)Otherwise, chill out. It's a game.
Also, I agree with the "Make Rob Dyrdek the Host" campaign because TJ and his bong gotta go to the faraway land of Dave Mirra and Johnny Mosley. Although I do love me some Dave Mirra...
2 of 14 | Posted by congratsmeathead | Posted on April 28, 2009 4:38 PM
I'm an Evan fan, but I'm not even sure why because I don't think he's even a real RW/RRer, just a fake one they brought in for Fresh Meat and then decided it would be cool if they kept coming back.
But yeah, Dunbar and Kimberley are annoying. And so is Paula. And Diem. And Ryan was, so I'm glad he went home. Maybe I should stop watching this show...
3 of 14 | Posted by kelsey | Posted on April 28, 2009 9:25 PM
I think PopPrincess should start a petition for MTV asking for Rob. I'd sign. I love me some Rob and his crazy ideas. (Shark Attack has been the best Fantasy Factory episode yet.)
4 of 14 | Posted by fluffy | Posted on April 29, 2009 6:52 AM
The only thing better than Rob Dyrdek hosting the next RW/RR challenge?
Rob Dyrdek and Big Black hosting the next challenge!
I'd love to see CT try to start his bullying ways with Big Black around.
5 of 14 | Posted by angiemarie | Posted on April 29, 2009 7:28 AM
I absolutely agree with getting rid of TJ as host and replacing him with Rob!
I'd like to see Ruthie win; she's always been one of my favorite RW cast member.
For the men...Brad or Landon.
By the way, how old is Mark? and didn't he "retire"?
6 of 14 | Posted by tngirl06 | Posted on April 29, 2009 8:22 AM
Hold on...is Mark old???!!!
7 of 14 | Posted by nashuaf | Posted on April 29, 2009 8:46 AM
nashuaf, to answer your question, Mark is 37 years old, which is very old to these challenges.
Anyway, I was happy to see Landon and Ruthie win, I'm rooting for Diem and Mark though.
I was mad that Evan won, because I hate him and was glad to see Brooke go home, she is useless.
Can't wait to see Rachel and Jenn together tonight and the next challenge, which looks awesome...
8 of 14 | Posted by Blakelovesthechallenge | Posted on April 29, 2009 1:03 PM
Does anyone else find Nehamiah as extremely annoying as I do? I thought the Austin season sucked and then from what else I can remember of him he hooked up with Beth and then tried to say she was gross or something but to me he's pretty unattractive himself. I think what bugs me so much about him though is he over dramatizes EVERYTHING. He finds ways to insert himself into situations that have nothing to do with him. I think most of them do this but it seems to me he does it more than most. Does anyone else notice this?
9 of 14 | Posted by ReiRay | Posted on April 29, 2009 2:24 PM
Damn, I love these blogs...the constant TJ Bong refferences and the Old Man Mark jokes are great!
Why is this still RW/RR Challenge? When the hell was the last season of RR on anyway?
Isac is a f-ing crack up!
Cant stand paula and dumb-bar.
Also am getting really sick of all of these people that go on show like these and get pist a others for playing shady! It is a game, they are all there to win, it is all part of the friggin game. so quit your ditching and enjoy your vacations!
10 of 14 | Posted by v_cap | Posted on April 29, 2009 2:43 PM
PopPrincess!
Girl, I love your work! I agree about the opening, it just screams "DILDOES" to me every time I see it. At least these kids are marginally smarter (and prettier) than your average VH1 Ho/Skank/Manwhore/Dumbass. I'm personally a big fan of Big Easy, mostly because I'd like to fuck him in half.
Wow, I don't know where that came from... it must be because I feel very bold and centered today!
Awesome job! Love to you!
J-Mo :)
P.S. All this love for Landon puzzles me... wasn't he the one who has been in some serious troubles with the law over his drunken stabby behaviors? He's cute, but i remember seeing his mugshot somewhere on the netterwebs somewhere, and it was very "Sleeping With The Enemy"...
11 of 14 | Posted by J-Mo | Posted on April 30, 2009 11:53 AM
So I just read an article that Evan says that Robin was 3 months preganent but still the popping pills. Then he also says that he is leaving to do another challange April 25th.
12 of 14 | Posted by rone72 | Posted on April 30, 2009 9:42 PM
Hate MJ and Eric with a passion. I would enjoy seeing them both castrated with no anesthesia. They annoy the hell out of me. Although I have to laugh at the fact that J-Mo said he wanted to fuck E in half. What the hell?!?!?! I don't care what you do to him as long as i never see him again. My favorite challenge ever was when that fuck thought he was going to die. I literally my ass off through that whole episode.
13 of 14 | Posted by ReeseWitherspoon | Posted on May 1, 2009 12:47 AM
ReeseWitherspoon...
I like fat guys.
love, J-Mo :)
14 of 14 | Posted by J-Mo | Posted on May 1, 2009 7:39 PM