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With Wus finally gone, I was hoping the Champions would get their act together and finally force the goons to prove themselves in the Ruins but no such luck. Fortunately, and sorry to ruin the suspense, most of the scapegoats will be gone by the end of this episode and some of these guys are going to have to step up. Dare I dream?
I think if I sit here long enough I can totally feel the hair growing back in this spot.
Sadly, it looks like exchanging sex for votes is failing miserably in Phuket, Thailand. And it also looks like we're going to have to listen to at least 42 minutes of the Cohutta - Kellyanne - Wus - Johanna love trapezoid. I'm over it. If any one of the four is the focus of any other episode - except the episode where they injure themselves in a challenge or where one of them beats the other with a baseball bat - I quit. And I mean it.
Left nipple. Right nipple. Oh phew. They're both here.
MTV owed us since we suffered through last week's total snoozer of an episode and I'm happy to say that they delivered. There was drunk-yelling, plunger-beating, head-smacking, trash-talking and even fly-eating. Another popped boob implant and I would have nominated this one for an Emmy.
And maybe Ibis will invite us to whatever party she keeps getting dressed for.
Sincerest apologies for the delay! I've been sidelined with an evil virus that not only resulted in this very tardy recap (clearly of the highest priority) but also had me calling in sick on the second and third day of my brand new job. Clearly, I am allergic to employment and am in the process of convincing the government that this qualifies as a disability. I'll let you know how that goes. But speaking of disabilities, let's see what our favorite team of mentally-challenged monkeys are up to. Shall we?
Previously on The Ruins: Wombat was a drunk, Wus was a maniac and Kellyanne was a slut and a whore. I think that pretty much covers it. Oh, wait, and Evan was an ass.
A gentle reminder.
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Welcome back my Real Worlding and Road Ruling Gasmii! Here's this week's recap: Twenty eight cast members from previous seasons of the Real World and Road Rules contaminate Phuket, Thailand and compete in the newest Real World/Road Rules Challenge/Clusterfuck. Landon is not one of the cast members. The End.
Seriously, MTV. I'm far too old to be watching this crap and would appreciate a little eye candy. Shauvon's boobs can keep me interested for only so long and from the sneak peek of things to come, I don't think they're long for this world. So sit back, get your spreadsheet to keep track of who gave chlamydia to whom, and enjoy.
Herein lies patient zero.
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Maria Menounos is given the task of getting to the bottom the Duel 2. Unfortunately, she spends more time talking about things that didn't happen on the show and about people who aren't at the reunion. I sat through it anyway (a decent amount of Landon face time didn't hurt) to bring you all the dirt. Except it's more like dust. Not much happened kids. I'm just warning you now.
Am I really doing this?
****Please welcome back TinyElvis with The Duel Finale!! The reunion will be up shortly.
Previously on the Duel: Those of you expecting a competition were sadly disappointed when all you got was a Dr. Phil episode. Tori and Brad got un-engaged, re-engaged and, just when you thought you might never see any physical activity again, they both ended up in the duel.
***PopPrincess got busy with a real job, but you are still owed two more recaps! So please welcome your Auditiongasm winner, Tiny Elvis!!
Previously on The Duel: Stuff happened that I didn't see but I'm willing to bet that Landon won something, Rachel didn't smile, Jenn was annoying, Diem wore pink, and Tori and Brad called each other 'babe' sixty-seven times.
I will cut a bitch. Or just flip my hair.
Last time on the duel: Lando and Brit won the challenge, Dunbar was busted making out with Kimberly, and she went home packing. Jenn kicked Kimberly's ass and Derek sent Big E home, and a recapper fell way, way, WAY behind. Cue the tribal chants and stupid facial expressions that will go down in history as the Worst. Opening. EVER.
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