Maria introduces the cast of the Most. Extreme. Challenge. Ever. I wasn't impressed. As I recall, there was a lot of hanging from stuff suspended over various bodies of water. Not that I would ever think of getting my butt off this couch and doing anything physical but a spelling bee thirty feet above a river is still just a spelling bee.

Landon is back with a cute haircut. Aneesa tries the same and fails miserably.

Evan and Rachel look douchey and mean, respectively. Brittini is confused by the camera.

Kimberly, Dunbar (what's wrong with his hair?), Brad (what's wrong with his eye?), Tori, Diem, Mark, Jenn and Paula round out the group. Paula shimmies and I weep.

First, we're tortured by a flashback of Rachel beating everyone to the finish and asking "Did I ween? Did I ween?" and Evan racing to victory in a manthong. Yes, I know it's a mike pack but "mike pack" is rarely as funny as "manthong".

Maria asks Rachel if it was that much sweeter to beat the boys and Rachel is gracious enough to mention that the boys had to wait for the girls at one of the checkpoints so it evened out. Maria, whose listening skills are severely challenged, asks the boys how it felt to be beaten by a girl. Reading my mind, Mark asks Maria if she missed the part where Rachel said the guys had to wait for her. They could have picnicked in the time it took the girls to catch up. Of course, I would have mocked incessantly if this had come out of Evan's mouth, but I let Mark get away with a lot. Because he's like a dad to me.

Evan's excuse was that he intentionally ran behind Rachel.

Asked what they did with the money, Rachel says she's been enjoying herself, buying drinks and going to Hawaii. Evan is saving it, waiting to meet the right girl and is ready to be a housedad. Reality check, money bags: $100,000 (before taxes) does not a sugar daddy make.

Then we flashback to the CT/Adam beatdown. Mercifully, I wasn't recapping when this episode initially aired but word on the street is that CT lost his mind after finding out that Diem was talking to Adam and assumed Adam was telling Diem that CT slept with Chauvon. (Is that a real name?) Personally, I think CT punched Adam in the head for wearing pajamas.

The cast talks about what an animal CT is (as though the video didn't speak for itself) and that even production was too scared to do anything about it. Sorry kids, but this is the "real" world. Man up and break up a fight. Maria says that it looks like it was Diem's fault. Diem says she cares about CT as a person and she's worried about him. She loved him with all her heart and honestly thought she was going to walk down the aisle with him (because when I think of CT, I totally think of marriage material).

She then tries to convince us (read: herself) that she and CT broke up because she is SO career-oriented. She is not getting married until she's 100% where she wants to be in her career. Yeah, that was the problem.

At the time, Chauvon denied she had sex with CT but Aneesa (the black Susan Powter) says Chauvon knew what was going on because you know when things are going into your body. At least I think that's what she said. MTV bleeped it out but I can't figure out why. Kimberly's sedative wears off and she announces that Chauvon is just a dirty, dirty whore. Which, of course, is un-bleeped. Kim goes on to say she was woken up by sex noises (which she felt compelled to reenact) and not the nice ones like "oh that feels good" but the dirty, dirty whore ones like "ow, you're fucking killing me."

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