Rachel smartly states that CT should never be allowed on the show again and I hope the MTV execs are listening. That guy is a lawsuit waiting to happen.
Back from the break and Maria says she's the cruise director of sorts of this reunion. "Speaking of lesbians. . . Oh, I wasn't? Well, I am now. Someone thought she could rock the boat with two hot ladies but that boat went down." Oh, I get it. You're the cruise director on some lesbian row boat. And it went down. Which is like, sexual. That makes perfect sense. There are so many things wrong with this but it's clear that there is a desperate need for script writers at MTV. Hi MTV! I'm right here!
We flashback to Rachel and Jenn and the wrestling that brought them together. Wouldn't it be nice if any of these kids ever evolved from their days on the school playground? Maria asks Rachel about the Aneesa/Rachel/Jenn love triangle and didn't she know it was a bad idea to hook up with both of them? Rachel says she wasn't talking to Jenn when the show started and didn't expect anything to happen. When it did, she stayed with Jenn.
Aneesa wants to protect Rachel's privacy and says she won't mention that Rachel hooked up with her and then went down the hall and slept with Jenn. When Maria asks Aneesa and Rachel how they kept their hook up under wraps, Aneesa said she also wouldn't accuse Rachel of being the one to keep it under wraps and wouldn't complain that Rachel refused to admit that she ever hooked up with Aneesa. Rachel tells Aneesa that she really cared "about 'cha" (which is like signing your girlfriend's birthday card with "love ya" and means you're breaking up as soon as she finishes opening the present) and she's willing to admit she's human and has emotions that change. Yeah, that's what Aneesa was getting at.
Jenn complains that this love triangle isn't really a love triangle since she's not so much involved. I'm sure that if I was on a reality show and had the opportunity to keep my sex life private, I would. Jenn and I are dissimilar in this fashion.
Jenn knew Rachel hooked up with Aneesa and that Rachel was denying it but she didn't care. Rachel will deny it until the day she dies and that by not talking about it in order to protect Jenn's feelings, Rachel just stirred up a lot of drama. I think Rachel may be pathological.
In an attempt to be relevant, Brit defends Rachel by asking what anyone else would do if there were two people in the house that they cared about? Was Rachel not supposed to talk to Aneesa? Um, that's not the point at all. Go away.
So the first half of the reunion is about an almost-relationship that Aneesa and Rachel had while NOT on the show and I'm desperate to hit fast forward. I'm glad I didn't because I would have missed Rachel telling Aneesa that they didn't live together but that Aneesa moved in with her (which makes me question my understanding of the concept of 'living together'), Evan swearing at Aneesa for saying she had more hair than him (further evidence of good with the dishing but not so much the taking), and Jenn saying that Evan is completely up Rachel's ass (which is the ass I would choose if given the option).
Thinking that anyone cares, Jenn asks where she fits into the love triangle which gets a laugh from the boneheaded cast for the second time. For those of you on the edge of your seats wondering about Jenn and Rachel's relationship, they are just friends. And they don't have sex. Now you know.
Then we flashback to an even less interesting love triangle: Paula, Dunbar and Kimberly. Even though Dunbar had a girlfriend, he spent a good deal of his time flirting with Paula and making out with Kimberly. Paula got jealous and territorial because Dunbar wasn't focusing on the game. Dunbar says trying to have a stable relationship with Paula is like trying to balance on a pin on a thousand feet in the air. Terrible analogy but the bottom line is that Paula is bonkers. We knew that.
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Comments (8)
Loved that you pointed out the randomly irrelevant Brittani comment that had me yelling at the tv.
Diem and CT were actually taking a break at the start of the challenge, because she wanted to focus on her career. They actually did break up because of her career.
1 of 8 | Posted by tv freak | Posted on June 19, 2009 5:12 PM
Haven't read the recap yet, but...
"I Digged!!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!
2 of 8 | Posted by sweetleaf | Posted on June 19, 2009 7:57 PM
CAN YOU DIG IT, SUCKKKKAAAAA?!
3 of 8 | Posted by kissmymanolos | Posted on June 19, 2009 8:46 PM
You rule tinyelvis.
The best part is that I no longer have to watch this show...the worst part is that I'll miss your spot on callouts of Evan. Really, what a douche.
If I'm not mistaken, prize money is uber-taxed...like 25% or something. So dipshit isn't even walking away with enough cash to buy a small house, but that would buy a LOT of Taco Bell in Canada. Aim for the stars Evan old pal. Glad your whole life led up to THAT.
4 of 8 | Posted by k37744 | Posted on June 20, 2009 8:06 PM
Brad's eye got messed up while they were filming the new challenge (The Ruins). He got in a fight with Alton.
5 of 8 | Posted by blairwaldorf | Posted on June 20, 2009 10:00 PM
By Alton I meant Darrell.
6 of 8 | Posted by blairwaldorf | Posted on June 21, 2009 7:43 AM
OMG FR - Blairwaldorf how do you know this and is there a site I can find that info? Not much of an exciting life here :(
7 of 8 | Posted by oldmomoftoddlerboys | Posted on June 21, 2009 12:06 PM
I can't leave an URL so go to vevmo dot com and go to MTV then the challenges. There are forums there with spoilers and discussions about the shows. :)
8 of 8 | Posted by blairwaldorf | Posted on June 24, 2009 10:07 PM