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Maria asks Dunbar why he always has a girlfriend whenever he comes on these shows but never acts like he does. He said that he and his girlfriend were fighting every day before he left and they didn't have a relationship like Tori and Brad. You know, one where they like each other and love each other. If you're holding up Brori as the bench mark of a healthy relationship, you should probably invest in a good therapist.

Paula and Dunbar admit they had sex but not on the Challenge (so I care why?) and Paula explains their complicated relationship by saying she wants to hug Dunbar and stab him at the same time. Kimberly agrees and says Dunbar will say the most hateful, mean and derogatory things to you and then he'll hug you and apologize and then it's all okay. Hateful, mean and derogatory? I think Dunbar is kind of a dolt but that's giving him far too much credit.

Kimberly and Paula team up and beat on Dunbar who snaps. He feels like he's being attacked and he never hit on Paula and never hit on Kimberly. Kimberly has an aneurysm. He says he never did anything but stand up for Paula and fall in love with Kimberly. I know I'm supposed to swoon but Kimberly's voice makes me want to smother her so I can't believe this statement. Again, for those of you dying to know, Dunbar and Kimberly saw each other in Mississippi after the show and tried to make it work but they both realized they were too immature to maintain an adult relationship and they're just friends now.

Maria asks what it's like to walk into these shows and realize you hooked up with half the cast? Mark says it's like summer camp. They're not allowed to go out and meet New Zealanders to hook up with so you get what you get and have no choice. Why is Mark the hook up spokesperson? When was the last time he got any on these shows?

Breaking News: Paula and Brit kissed. It was Brit's first girl kiss. She liked it. Good. Stay away from Landon.

Then we flashback to Paula and Evan screwing each other over. As far as I can tell, during one duel selection, Paula was supposed to pick MJ but she went rogue and chose Dunbar. As a direct result, Evan's impeccable reputation for trustworthiness was brought into question and no one could rely on him. Yeah, because Paula picked MJ. Not because you're a snake. In retaliation, in the next duel selection, Evan picks Kimberly (Paula's nemesis!) and not Paula.

Maria tried to get Paula and Evan to clarify what happened but they just ended up screaming at each other for seven minutes and I'm no closer to figuring this out. And I could have used that seven minutes for more important things - like anything else. Paula says their alliance is over and Evan shows that he's a teeny bit human by sort of apologizing. He knows he did Paula wrong on the Challenge and he doesn't feel good about it, especially since Paula showed her boobs to his younger brother who's going through puberty. Thursday was probably a rough day for Evan's brother.

So are they friends now? Paula says it's just whatever (ah, it's all clear now) and she wouldn't trust him if they were on another show together. How about real life, crazy lady? Oh yeah, they're not friends because he lives in another country. A mysterious, far away land called Canada. Not possible to maintain a friendship there. Maria forces them to hug and I cringe.

Losing my respect, Landon congratulates Evan on playing the game well. Shady or not, he wouldn't have won if he didn't play the way he did. And then we get a montage of actual physical activity. They don't call it a "challenge" for nothing. Mark and Landon thought the challenges were easy. I can't disagree but Landon slides in a comment that the other players were weak and I know I'm supposed to hate him but . . .

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