Hola, Gasmii! For all of you who were kind enough to share the origin of why Johnny Bananas is called Johnny Bananas in last week's comments, I thank you. And curse you, just a little bit. It's yet another image I will have to have surgically scraped from my frontal lobe.
Speaking of douchebags, I was walking on Madison Avenue and 53rd Street on Friday afternoon and, I kid you not, walked right past Kenny and Evan! It took me a few solid seconds to figure out how I knew them and I was momentarily insulted that they didn't stop and say hello to me. Then I realized who they were and burst out laughing. For the record, Evan is wide and hunchy and Kenny is much taller and much bigger than he appears on television.
It's Kellyanne's 38th birthday and everyone - except Dumbar - is celebrating by consuming excessive amounts of alcohol. Dumbar somehow thinks that by avoiding the booze now, he and Brad can be in better shape to beat the Champions. I'm sure that's going to happen.
Susie is a total instigator and tells Kellyanne that the best way to celebrate your birthday is in your birthday suit. Kellyanne, psyched that someone has finally stepped up to tell her what to do in Wus' absence, agrees.
Evan wants us to know that his team is as happy as pigs in shit and that it looks like the best-looking guys in the challenge are going to win the money.
Brad is flipping out over Casey and her inability and unwillingness to compete. Susie tries to explain to him that she is going to take out Casey in the next Ruins and that she's holding some sort of trump card. Her strategy is to tell the Champion guys that if they don't let her go up against Casey in the Ruins that she'll throw the challenge. Someone correct me if I'm wrong but can't the guys cross their fingers and just agree to that before the challenge and then out-vote her once they get to deliberation and put her in against Rumer or Kimberly? What am I missing?
Kellyanne is completely shmammered (thank you, crazy costume-wearing Ibis) and arguing with Dumbar over whether or not he has been telling people that he and Kellyanne had sex on the Real World Sydney.
Brad has assumed the role of douche in charge and decides to talk sense into a completely incoherent Kellyanne. She's just slurring her words and making me hate her. Then she calls out Brad for never going into the Ruins and that makes him hate her too. Good. We all agree. Oh, and then she starts sobbing like an animal.
And then I hate Brad. He's all worked up over nothing and calls Kellyanne "little girl" and a "young buck". I hope Tori is at home packing her bags right now.
Kellyanne is almost dry heaving from the crying and tells Susie, yet again, that she never slept with Dumbar. On the other side of the house, Dumbar is trying to convince Kimberly that Kellyanne wanted to have sex with Dumbar but the outcome is unclear. Really? Does anyone care?
Then it's Brad's turn with the bottle and he starts slurring some crap about the game and making money and declaring he can take anyone out. Dude - have you met your competition?
Since Brad is unable to handle his alcohol, he marches into the Champions' room and decides they should "just handle it" and puts up his fists.
Brad keeps demanding that Darrell "roll" and starts clapping and sort of throwing half punches around Darrell. Kenny and Slim Jim sit back to watch it unfold while Chin Pubes tries desperately to put an end to it. That doesn't work and Brad tells Pubes to chill the fuck out and throws a half-assed kick at him.
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Comments (13)
Well they had to do something to stretch it out considering they have no people left because of all those self eliminations lol. Great recap.
Also, is Kenny even hotter in person? I mean the fact that he's even taller and bigger can only mean he looks hotter. Jesus Christ he's a total douche but boy is he hot!!!
1 of 13 | Posted by MichyPR | Posted on November 22, 2009 9:49 AM
Also, kudos on the Derrick screencap, why is it that what little hair he has left always looks like crap? Do they not have mirrors in that house? I'm sure they probably have some over the beds lol
2 of 13 | Posted by MichyPR | Posted on November 22, 2009 9:51 AM
Call me insensitive. But when Brad got his beat down and you hear is voice talking about it, and THEN they cut to the image of his busted face,I was laughing my ass off. Darrell whopped his ass. It is shame none he other wuss' stepped up to difuse it.
3 of 13 | Posted by swendak | Posted on November 22, 2009 10:13 AM
Kellyanne is 38!! My lawd! How old was Mark 68? I mean 38 is kinda old for this show and seeing as Beth and Mark were always made fun of for their ages I just assumed all these "kids" were in their mid 20s to early 30s MAX.
Mark was on the very first Road Rules while Kellyanne's season of RW wasn't that long ago.
Changing the subject...MTV producers are a bunch of morons. Did anyone ever watch Paradise Hotel (first one) on Fox a few years back? Whenever it seemed that the audience favorite was losing a "surprise twist" suddenly came up like if it was planned as part of the show all along and it always saved the favorites. So those who had set themselves apart as the villians (like Evan, Kenny, and Johnny here) always ended up getting eliminated one by one but leaving the most popular until the end to battle it out with the most popular "good guy/girl". Man, now those producers knew how to work a show. These idiots just frustrate and piss me off!
4 of 13 | Posted by uglycutie | Posted on November 22, 2009 7:08 PM
lol uglycutie, KellyAnne is not 38, that was a joke. She's probably like 23.
5 of 13 | Posted by yummy | Posted on November 22, 2009 7:53 PM
oh.
6 of 13 | Posted by uglycutie | Posted on November 22, 2009 9:00 PM
Kenny refuses to make out with Rumer because: look at Rumer.
7 of 13 | Posted by LisaMay | Posted on November 23, 2009 6:16 AM
when KellyAnne was bawling, she looked 38.
8 of 13 | Posted by LisaMay | Posted on November 23, 2009 8:06 AM
Thanks for pointing out Kelly Anne's hairline. I thought she drank chocolate milk and didn't wipe. Dont they have waxers in Thailand?
9 of 13 | Posted by sbc123 | Posted on November 23, 2009 10:13 AM
@ ugly cutie. I keep waiting for the producers to bitch slap team meathead and it never comes. I don't know if the kids on the mtv message boards love Kenny, Evan, and Johnny so the producers set up every challenge for them to win. I hate Evan, Kenny, and Johnny and wish mtv would come up with some kind of twist to kick their asses or split up the teams and make them fight each other. Also Rumer isn't my favorite but what kind of a-hole goes all out to beat a girl?
10 of 13 | Posted by newcastlefan | Posted on November 23, 2009 12:06 PM
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Also Rumer isn't my favorite but what kind of a-hole goes all out to beat a girl?
I KNOW RIGHT!?! I was like, What the hell Derrick? Did he really think his team was in danger of loosing, so he had to like shake the crap out of her? I mean, it's one thing if it's a tight matchup and Casey wasn't on the blue team, but that was totally unnecessary and made Derrick look like a dick!
Also - WOW drunk Brad? I mean, WOW - I know a lot of people that go out of control when they're drunk, but he went from the most level-headed person on that team to like a fucking cyborg! And, gotta love how all those a-holes just sat around and didn't attempt to do anything - hey - by the looks of Brad, there probably wasn't much they could've done, but at least PRETEND to be a decent person. (yes, I realize that is asking too much of these guys!) I can't believe I'm even saying this, because I've literally despised him since I saw his red face first appear on my TV screen back in Austin, but I bet you $100 Wes would've tried to break it up...
11 of 13 | Posted by carmelicious | Posted on November 23, 2009 12:35 PM
I am officially done with this show. There is absolutely no way that the Champions can get screwed over after this episode. They threw out all their scapegoats and narrowing themselves down to everyone that I don't want to win. Evan and his gay boyfriends have proven themselves to be chauvinists, egoists, and ageists. They totally cheated everyone that were really fighting to be here out of the game. Worst of all, they were committing hit-and-run the whole time. The only way I will watch this show is if they do a season of old people vs. young people (and I mean like people over 30 vs. people under 30) real soon. Unfortunately, I doubt it will happen. Next season is "FRESH MEAT 2", and by the way it's looking, next season might be the last season of this show.
12 of 13 | Posted by nerrawllehctim | Posted on November 30, 2009 10:45 AM
I think Susie was talking about throwing the final challenge, not the ruin
13 of 13 | Posted by miss tint | Posted on December 6, 2009 2:04 AM