Evan can't let her leave without being a douchebag and tells us he's going to miss her, but not really. Why does MTV ever allow a camera to point in his direction?
Kellyanne is happy that she won and proved herself but she's worried that her bank account makes her a target. On the other hand, she doesn't think that either Jo-nada or Susie would want to go against her so maybe she'll be okay.
Then Slim Jim has a REALLY good idea. He's going to wait for Chin Pubes to pass out then he's going to pour syrup on him and stick feathers in the syrup so Pubes will look like a bird.
Pubes tries to beat the crap out of Slim because the syrup and feathering happened way too close to Pubes' family photo shrine. Everyone else sits back and watches and Slim can't understand why he's getting blamed. Maybe because you actually do the shit you're accused of doing? Once again, he decides he's going to keep his mouth shut except he promised us that last week - taped mouth and all. I'm reluctant to do this but in Slim's defense, there was a second featherer:
I would have paid a dollar to see Pubes pummel Kimberly. I know that's not P.C. but it's true.
So next week looks like we get a lot of Casey (boobs included) and maybe a reappearance by Darrell? Dare I dream?
Until next week,
TinyElvis
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Comments (6)
Is that a tattoo on Casey's inner right thigh? And if so, what the hell is it?
1 of 6 | Posted by aholic | Posted on November 8, 2009 6:38 AM
I would have also liked to see a Kimberly pummel.Actually,if it had been me,I would have pretended to still be asleep just long enough to get her within reach then (while I was still sleeping, ahem)kicked her hard in the face.They can't throw you out for hitting someone while you are "asleep" can they?
Whew glad I got that out of my system...that was like therapy.Thanks TE :-)
Great re-cap.Love your snark.
Robin
2 of 6 | Posted by Robinez | Posted on November 8, 2009 10:59 AM
Tiny
First thx so much for renaming Hoey - oops Joey. I am sooo bored with the same boys bullying there way to the finals and the same whore's riding their skidmarked undies to the end as well. Just like Survivor this season - it is the Evan show and heaven help whoever is in the way. Also how is this going to end as it seems the bullies/ho's never get to be dismissed as MTV randomly decides when the final is. Do it like survior and have a FINAL where it is taken to a vote or at least a final ruin/runs to determine a male female winner. Time 4 A CHANGE.
3 of 6 | Posted by Considerthis | Posted on November 9, 2009 9:05 AM
I LOVE Kenny, Evan and Derrick. I'm just hoping they can beat out Darrel.
4 of 6 | Posted by LisaMay | Posted on November 9, 2009 1:31 PM
Right now I'm focusing all my hatred on Johnny Bananas, I hope he goes home next...and Johanna, or Susie, either one would make me happy. Great recap once again :)
5 of 6 | Posted by MichyPR | Posted on November 9, 2009 11:04 PM
Am I the only one who thinks that Johnny Bananas' (aka "Slim's") hair is making him a dead-ringer for Heat Miser from "The Year Without a Santa Claus?" Here's a link in case you don't believe me: {I'm kind of a novice about HTML tags and URL's, and this site keeps blocking my link, so just Google "Heat Miser," and it will all become very clear...}
Seriously, somebody needs to get that guy a mirror! :P
6 of 6 | Posted by jerzgrrrl72 | Posted on November 10, 2009 1:40 AM