Is it possible that I hate Dunbar more then Evan? Could be. Evan is a douche, but Dunbar is an asshole. Big difference, people! One will pop his color and the other will pop you in the face. At least with Evan you won't have to make up a lame story about running into the door because you're so clumsy.
Paula's voice is all whiny and cracky as she talks to Dunbar and god I hate these two. Who fucking cares, you both suck.
Derek whines to Kimberly about how haaaaarrd it has to be in a pimp ass house competing for hundreds of thousands of dollars while the rest of us are slaving away 50 hours a week. Cry me a river, fauxhawk. And you're not winning any points with me by hanging out with Kimberly. She lived with someone from Blackville, you know.
Finally, it's Challenge time! I know because there's a montage, and Diem tells me. Let's find out how she's going to get DQ'ed this week, shall we?
This week's challenge is called Dangle Duo. Didn't we just do this one last week?
As predicted, they have to partner up in guy and girl pairs. And as expected, we have the same freaking partners like we always do. I think I said this before, but can we please have a rule next time where you can't partner up with the same person for two challenges in a row?
They have to climb a few stories up a huge ladder and then hoist up an ARMY flag. TJ smokes a bowl and tells us that this challenge is all about personal bravery, strength and endurance. And it's also sponsored by the ARMY.
You can get DQ'ed (cough, Diem, cough) by falling off the ladder or taking longer then 20 minutes to finish.
The Elders, Mark & Rachel, get to pick the order since they were last week's winners. They pick Derek and Kimberly to go first. Yeah Mark for hating her too!
The farther you climb up the ginormous sky ladder, the farther apart the rungs get. It looks pretty damn hard and Kimberly has to stand on Derek's shoulders to make it to the next rung. But they make it to the top.
Paula and Dunbar are next. She's terrified. Shocker. I forsee lots of Dunbar yelling...Paula uses Dunbar as a ladder and they make it up to the top in a pretty good time and he doesn't even have to give her a black eye.
Aneesa and MJ are next, which I find to be an odd pairing. She's whining on the first rung and they get DQed due to time. Nice pick, MJ.
Eric and Jenn go next. She's short, he's fat, so this should be interesting. Easy says he's "not an upper body guy". No offense but you're not exactly a lower body guy, or a middle guy, Or a face guy. They end up getting DQed. And laughed at, double suck.
Evan and the DQ queen are up. Hey, let's all do a shot everytime Diem gets DQ'ed and Evan says something from his speech as valedictorian of Reality School U. Evan says it up to him to get this "crying baby to the top of the ladder," and you know he feels like pushing her off. You picked her as a partner dude, deal with it. Although we might actually be friends if you did push her off.
Brad and Tori are next and are chugging right along. They seem to work good together as a team, which is good since they're engaged and all. They hoist their flag up in under 7 minutes! MJ says its in the bag for those two, but we have Britini and Lando next.
Lando is like Spiderman and Brit is totally holding her own. They make it up in FOUR MINUTES and I bet Lando could do this with one hand.
The Elders are the last ones to go. I dont know what their strategy is besides to move fast, but Mark finally admits that he'S OLD!!! I totally just had a TVgasm. My life is complete, I can stop blogging. But I won't.
11 seconds separate the Elders from Lando and Brit. Lando and Brit win! Evan is pissed, which makes it even more aweome-r. (Yes, that's a word)
Lando and Brit go off to decide who to "save", and they decide not to make a list, saying they "don't want to control it anymore." HOW DID YOU CONTROL IT IN THE FIRST PLACE? I DON'T GET IT? HAS MTV REALLY OUTSMARTED ME? I GRADUATED COLLEGE FOR FUCKS SAKE! I WENT TO THE UNIVERSITY OF FLOIRDA! TIM FUCKING TEBOW GOES THERE!
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Comments (10)
OMG. pop princess....I love, love, LOVE your recaps and give you mad props for polishing a turd.
today i love you even more for misspelling "Florida" in your rant about MTV outsmarting you. ;)
marry me.
1 of 10 | Posted by k37744 | Posted on May 18, 2009 2:59 PM
@ k37744 : OK I totally LOL'ed when you pointed out my mistake and I'm NOT FIXING IT!
2 of 10 | Posted by PopPrincess! | Posted on May 18, 2009 3:54 PM
HEY, lay off Kimberly-She's been NICE and kind to everyone and didn't even get mad when Dunbar picked Paula. Who cares if she's racist, I'm sure there's more that are, they are just keeping it quiet. She's the ONLY one with GUTS to admit it.
And I was mad that both Isaac and Eric went home, I was hoping Derek would pick Evan and take him out.
Anyway, I predict Dunbar and Paula will go home next week.
3 of 10 | Posted by Blakelovesthechallenge | Posted on May 19, 2009 4:17 AM
I'm with Blakelovesthechallenge.....I know Kim made a dumb comment on her other show but she seems to be one of the most normal chicks in the house.
4 of 10 | Posted by Baxter | Posted on May 19, 2009 5:52 AM
Honestly, Bri herself has said that Kim was one of the people she was closest to in the Hollywood house and that she and Kim have talked about all the comments in that one ep. I couldn't stand Kim on her RW season, but on this challenge, she really hasn't bothered me at all -- I'll take her ANY DAY over Paula, for sure.
5 of 10 | Posted by LitChick35 | Posted on May 19, 2009 9:23 AM
I have to admit yet again, how much I love this friggin' show. And the recaps just make me like it even more, because I get to read about all of the things that I am thinking while I watch it.
But I must say that I get so friggin sick and tired of listening to these pansy ass guys talk about how others are playing the game shady. Same with survivor and pretty much every other reality game show. "They don't play the game with honor." "He lied to me." blah, blah, blah.
It is a game. They are all there to win. is there a right way and a worng way to win as long as it is within the rules?
Every time Evan has got called into the Duel he has bitched and moaned like a little ol' girl. Look at Big Easy and Landon. they get called in and they go in whithout a word to say and do their best to win. Landon took care of business without saying a word. Big Easy went home without a cross word to anyone.
If I wnet on one of these shows I would lie, cheat and steal to win. And even more importantly I would expcest everyone else to do the same to me.
I will say that the duels will be pretty interesting from here on out because all of the weaker players are gone.
6 of 10 | Posted by v_cap | Posted on May 19, 2009 9:26 AM
PopPrincess I LOL'd when I saw you spelled Florida wrong. I can relate though, I once posted a smartass facebook comment spelling genius wrong. Ah the irony.
Also, am I a total tool because I kept laughing at the fact that all the duelers had rhyming names? Eric and Derek and Kim and Jenn. Heee hee.
I think the answer is yes, yes I am a total tool.
Awesome recap!!
7 of 10 | Posted by twss | Posted on May 19, 2009 10:26 AM
Kimberly isn't half as annoying as she was on RW. Actually she's not too bad, but I still love your references to blackville. Kim should've picked Diem - what a total fake (she couldn't have picked Brittini b/c her and Landon won that challenge).
8 of 10 | Posted by hoboscooter | Posted on May 19, 2009 12:26 PM
Evan is totally the Danny Gokey of RR/RW Challenges!
9 of 10 | Posted by carmelicious | Posted on May 20, 2009 7:32 AM
You know I was really hoping Mark would win the challenge again just so he could yell "PRUNES!", grab onto his walker, and then wonder where the hell he is.
...Or maybe I will just leave all of the old jokes up to you PopPrincess.
Excellente recap, I was just as annoyed with Paula as you were. I never thought she was that bad until now. I mean, at the end of the Island she was a whiny snot, but now she is one of those clingy, whiny snots. WHAT WILL FIX THIS NONSENSE??
10 of 10 | Posted by congratsmeathead | Posted on May 20, 2009 9:23 AM