Back from commercial and Neh announces his pick: EVAN! Ruh roh. He also gets in a good dig, calling him the "sneakiest bastard of all." Hee hee hee hee. Evan calls him gutless, and Neh tells him to go fuck himself. Excuse me while I put down my drink to do a real evil laugh. Mmmmwwwaaaahhhhaahahaha!
Evan, why are you so special that you can't get called in to the Duel? Just because you got your MBA from a reality school does not make you exempt from the duel! If anything, you should be thanking Neh as this will give you more Dramatic One Liners for the camera. Anyone want to start a count of how many more there will be this season?
Jenn ends up picking Katie, saying its not because she's weak or small but because they'll have a good time in the duel. Isn't that like saying you're not fat, you're big boned, but I still won't be seen with you in public?
Now it's time for them to pick their duel games. Neh picks The Elevator, Jenn gets Push Over. With a bum shoulder. Who wants to bet that she quits before the duel?
Evan was of course hoping that it was a truly physical challenge so he could send Neh home in a body bag, and says "I'm afraid." Me too. I'm afraid I'll throw something at my beautiful flat screen TV if you keep saying this stupid shit.
Katie practices her Push Over technique with E and Ruthie. It's kind of cute to watch all 90-lbs of her try and slam into Eric. He almost ricochets her back to the United States.
Jenn is packing up her shit when Rachel comes to see if she needs anything. Rachel tells us she has a weakness for Jenn. Come on and give us the sexy wrestling MTV promised on the peviews!
Paula talks to Evan, who is alrady making excuses about how his arm hurts from the last duel. Cry me a river you freaking baby. He keeps calling Neh a coward. Uh, why exactly? There's no rule that says you can't call someone into the duel consecutive times. Sure it might not be the most ethical thing to do but lord knows that Evan has played a sneaky game one or a million times.

Paula keeps saying she knew Neh was going to call Evan into the Duel. Um, yeah, because you spent all last episode telling Neh what a shitty bastard Evan is.
At the duel, Kim has her retarded beret on. Before you berate me in the comments section for using that word, I hate it too, but come on, look at her:
We get the Guy Duel first. In the Elevator game, the guys are in a cage suspended from a chain. They have to pull themselves up by a chain/lever thingee about 30 feet, and the first one to the top wins.
Evan is upset that he doesn't "get to beat anyone up, (he's) just sitting in a cage and pulling a chain." You can practically see where they cut out him stamping his feet and crossing his arms like a baby.
Not-Rob starts the Duel. I'm rooting for Neh, who I don't particularly enjoy but is the lesser of two evils.
Neh does the slow and steady pull (teehee) while Evan takes a slightly different approach:

Neh's slow and steady approach appears to be paying off, but Evan quickly gains ground and they are neck and neck. Both are pretty dang close to the top but sadly, Evan wins.
Evan tells the camera "I hope you all get the message. I'm here to win and as soon as I get something physical, I'm sending someone home in an ambulance." Oh, you're such a man Evan! I seem to remember someone wearing a unitard and trying to fuck a sheep.
Neh walks away very oddly. I think he's trying to do a pimp walk, but it comes across as a pimp with MS.
Time for the Girls Duel, which I almost forgot about. They do a weird clappy thing before, which I totally don't get.
Our girls are playing Push Over, and best out of 3 wins. Jenn quickly wins the first round, and Not-Rob tells Katie that she needs to pick it up. Thanks, we all know how 2 out of 3 works, now go back to your bong and kill more brain cells.
Katie wins the next round and the game is now ties. The girl rush at each other and Jenn is pretty ferosh, and ends up winning, sprainded shoulder be DAMNED!
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hey-- Lay Off Evan!!!!--
And Nehamiah probably DID call Evan into the duel because he knew he would still be tired from the last duel. The wierdo! I always knew he was a few fries short of a happy meal when he hooked up with that old girl-- what's her name?? The one that nobody can stand.....the one that wears bright blue eye shadow.....
And yeah!! Jenn called Katie into the duel because she's small and Jenn thought Katie was the only one she could beat. We all know it Jenn!! Own it!!!
1 of 20 | Posted by LisaMay | Posted on May 1, 2009 10:59 AM
LisaMay: you're thinking of Beth. She's gross. Moving on...
1) I enjoyed the creepy but fun beastiality remarks about Evan and the sheep. What was that all about anyway?
2) Who is Jen? And is she a lesbian (well, duh I guess) or like bi?
3) The Mark joke with the moonshine and such killed me.
and finally 4) (sorry for the long ass post)
ROB DYRDEK + MEATY+ LOSERS COMPETING OVER AND OVER AGAIN FOR MONEY=BEST.SHOW. EVER.
2 of 20 | Posted by congratsmeathead | Posted on May 1, 2009 11:05 AM
Favorite line "MJs hair is extra whack today-like Carrot Top and Sideshow Bob had a freaky blonde love child." Awesome. Thanks for the great recap. And Landon is looking cuter and cuter. I totally thought of the Miami season where Flora broke the window slat and creepy little Joe had that amazon girlfriend.
3 of 20 | Posted by newcastlefan | Posted on May 1, 2009 11:14 AM
Agree w/you on Evan - 100%!
I kept thinking to myself, remember during one of the duel/gauntlet challenges when the coward guys put Ryan in the duel like 8 times in a row - and Evanna is crying like a girl that he gets put in twice?? F that - I hope they pick him again next week! Ass
Ya know, why do the guys NEVER pick BigEasy? Yes, I know you all will tell me it's because of his size, but frankly he has ZERO athletic ability and we all remember what happened last time he made it to the finals (ambulance ride, anyone?) The only duel he would even have an advantage on is the one Jen and Katie did, but he is so uncoordinated, he'd probably be pretty easy to beat anyway! (I like Eric, but c'mon - )
Long Live RR/RW Challenges!! WooHoo
4 of 20 | Posted by carmelicious | Posted on May 1, 2009 12:00 PM
I really despise stupid fresh meat Evan. Why the sense of entitlement? Also, he already used that "sending home in an ambulance" phrase at least once. I suppose it was in one of his textbooks for RealityDouche University.
Who is Brit and why is she suddenly one of the first girls to get picked?
I find these newer kids indistinguishable with the exception of Isaac, who's cute, funny and has tons of personality (but no screen time, natch.)
5 of 20 | Posted by spacevenus | Posted on May 1, 2009 12:15 PM
Awesome recap PopPrincess! There were so many laugh out loud moments! Evan is seriously ridunk. And I couldn't stand Diem after they lost. She was like..."it's so not fair since we totally had the lead into the puzzle!" Yes, it's not fair how races work, that if you don't win all parts of the race, you lose. These people are so ridiculous, but the fact that they get paid for this makes me want to reevaluate my life.
Also, I do agree with you about Buster being the new host. Although...he's had his fair share of the green too if you remember correctly. :)
6 of 20 | Posted by TWSS | Posted on May 1, 2009 1:20 PM
lisamay,i don't think that it mattered that evan had been in the last duel. last week, davis mentioned that nehemiah would have chosen evan if he had been the last picked. no doubt that nehemiah would have picked evan regardless of whether or not evan had won the last duel.
evan annoys me greatly. i think it would be great if he finally got a physical duel next week...then lost.
7 of 20 | Posted by tv freak | Posted on May 1, 2009 1:41 PM
I actually don't think it's in their favor to choose big easy to go into the duel (or whatever it is this season) this time around. Last time they were competing in a team, but this time it is all individual so it would be better to be going up againt him in the end bc he will suck!
8 of 20 | Posted by yankeesfan | Posted on May 1, 2009 5:52 PM
How is Neh "gutless" for picking Evan? He's a big guy and obviously good at challenges. I don't think 1 duel every few days would wear you out completely.
And just something stupid and nit-picky: In the elevator challenge, the goal is to raise your opponent to the top first, not yourself.
9 of 20 | Posted by leslie_pcc | Posted on May 2, 2009 9:29 AM
Not so much a pimp walk for Neh, but more so like George Jefferson.
I'm on the Evan hate train also. He is a douche bag who has become even more douchier over time.
10 of 20 | Posted by slutty_whore | Posted on May 2, 2009 10:04 AM
The reason Isaac picked Paula's dumb ass was so she could pick Dunbar. Isaac and Dunbar were roomies in Australia. And Paula swears she's going to get Dunbar's "funbar" so who knows. Yuck.
Let's just hope protection is used if not the poor kid is gonna look like a stepped on piece of putty...with about the same personality .
I never thought anyhting of Evan either way but he is really working on my nerves. Why is he the Godfather? Cause everyone wants to off him? Cause the people who smile in your face are the same ones who will stab you in the spine bone? Idiot!
11 of 20 | Posted by uglycutie | Posted on May 2, 2009 2:58 PM
Ok, Evan is now my official worst challenger ever.
I was happy that Landon won again and Brittini is cool.
I was so pissed that Nehemiah lost to EVAN the queer. I was hoping so bad Evan would win.
I completely agree with your views on Evan, he is a disaster and a LOSER!
I was also mad Katie went home, I liked her. Jenn won't last long though, she will probably be called out next Duel and lose.
The Jenn and Rachel sex scene was sexy and Mark is awesome still! GO MARK!
I can't wait for next episode, hopefully Evan will go home.
12 of 20 | Posted by blakelovesthechallenge | Posted on May 3, 2009 7:48 AM
Slutty_whore: LOLOLOLOL on George Jefferson!! Right on!!!!!!
Every year the same people that are on here, the sadder I feel for them. Have they no pride or should I say, no job skills?
And Paula is so pathetic. Women like her really do seek out abusers again and again. HOW did Dunbar get picked to go on either show, really? He is the ugliest thing ever, a dick, and definitely a wife-beater in the making. I wouldn't touch him with a 10 foot pole. YUCK.
All hail Isaac!!
13 of 20 | Posted by lola1971 | Posted on May 3, 2009 8:28 AM
I dont get all the hate for Evan. He really doesn't bother me all that much. I can't stand Big Easy. I think he is a total douche.
I totally thought of George Jefferson, too, when Nehemiah was walking away like that. And speaking of Nehemiah, when did he go crazy?
I loved that you commented on the crappy car that Jen drove away in. That was a total P.O.S. I actually giggled when I saw it.
14 of 20 | Posted by ReeseWitherspoon | Posted on May 4, 2009 12:31 AM
I'm indifferent toward Evan but I was really glad Nehamiah got sent home. I agree with Lola1971 on girls like Paula really seeking out abusive people like Dunbar. After what happened with her the last time you'd figure she'd have learned to not trust guys like Dunbar. I'm not sure what his appeal would be to anyone seeing as he's not cute and the whole girlfriend cheating thing. Also I kind of don't get why anyone would like Big Easy though either. I think he kinda sucks at most of these challenges and his size doesn't seem to help him really. I think I've kind of disliked him though since that challenge where he was arguing that he would never fall and how he had a lot of heart or whatever and then ended up costing his team the victory. I'm not blaming him but I just don't quite get how he's a threat or likeable.
15 of 20 | Posted by ReiRay | Posted on May 4, 2009 10:42 AM
Don't like Neh but at least he didn't punk out and not pick evan like he said that he was going to.
I am gettin greally sick of Evan going around like he is holyer than tho each time he is picked. Get over your self.
Cant wait for him to get ousted. I think that every guy going in from here on out should pick him just so we can hear him cry! PUSSY!
\I do like how the show is punking his ass and making him look like a bitch...the whole segment with the sheep was priceless. What a friggin douch nozzle.
I must admit though I do love this show. One of my guilty pleasures. And it is even better now because everytime I watch I think of TJ hittin his 4 foot bong and I just laugh my ass off.
16 of 20 | Posted by v_cap | Posted on May 4, 2009 5:00 PM
yeah, the line about mark in the 1920's hauling moonshine... i laughed for a good two minutes straight. isaac is definitely the best person on this show, he's funny and doesn't take himself too seriously like evan and most of the bags of douche on this show. rachel and jenn both suck. who gives a fuck about their psuedo-lesbian relationship? this show is such a guilty pleasure. can't wait for next week! great job on the recaps!
17 of 20 | Posted by jennylovesflowie623 | Posted on May 10, 2009 9:25 PM
Love the recap PopPrincess. I will echo what's already been said by several others- the reference to Mark running moonshine in the 20's was pure genius. Evan is the biggest douchebag on the show. The producers clearly know that, and are giving him extended facetime as a result. He's a nobody from Canada, period. I'm sure his attitude would be better if he didn't miss his boyfriend Kenny so much. Paula is a trainwreck as usual, Dunbar is a walking domestic violence conviction waiting to happen, and Kim couldn't be more annoying if she tried.
On a more positive note, I would absolutely love to fuck Katie in half . . . is that wrong?
18 of 20 | Posted by ScottyD | Posted on May 15, 2009 2:16 AM
WTF? Where are the next recaps? You are two weeks behind! Do I need to start recaping this shit? Com on I need a good laugh!
19 of 20 | Posted by v_cap_1 | Posted on May 15, 2009 4:21 PM
It's now the end of May...recaps?? Somebody? Please????
20 of 20 | Posted by brattygrl | Posted on May 27, 2009 8:52 PM