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Real World Hollywood: Meathead Soliloquy

Hello dolls and welcome back to the Real Word Hollywood! On tonight's Pre-True Hollywood Story, a young man in search of fake reality show fame moves to Hollywood. He rides the heady wave Real World notoriety - VIP status at sparsely attended dive bars on Hollywood Blvd., women with weaves of synthetic yellow, drinking Brandy over ice in plastic cups with his worldly Ohio-bred roommate. But the harsh glare of the cameras following him 24-7 quickly begins to destroy him. Really quickly. Like, in three weeks. See how this brave, reality show actor broke barriers by bringing prepared, Oscar-quality teary monologues to his show. See how he almost lost it all over the pressures of being twenty-four and living rent-free. With a gym. See how it all began...

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You have so much promise! If only you could cry...

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Real World Hollywood: Making It Up As You Go Along

Hello gorgeous dolls, and welcome back to the Real World Hollywood! This week, no one has sex, no one has a fight, Prety insults a Hollywood has been, and things get really deep for Meathead. I'm on a plane back to LA right now, so pretend I packed you in my suitcase, and come along for the ride!

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Just be yourselves. It will be hilarious.

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Real World Hollywood: Got Ghet-to?

Hello dolls, and welcome back to the Real World Hollywood! We open with sights of the city - big buildings, the valley, and, oh, then there's the traffic. That's our signal that we're about to venture back in to the Real World compound. The house looks so crappy from the outside, and it's surrounded by what looks like temporary fencing. It's sad when you don't even rate real fence.

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Real World: Hollywood

It's the Real World Hollywood, baby! We open up with dramatic music, shots of people like Hugh Hefner, and John Mayer...and then cut to a bunch of people screaming in their houses as they hear the news that they're going to be on the next season of the Real World! Everybody wants to be a star...

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How could they not cast a girl who dresses to match her couch?

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Real World Awards: Best Waste of Time Ever

Hello dolls, and welcome to the Real World Roast! I've spent the last week babysitting my landlord's kids, and I am embarrassed to admit that both Miley Cyrus and those Jonas Brothers have managed to infect my iPod. I'm all Disney Channeled out, and in desperate need of some trashy, twenty-something behavior to snap me out of it. I realize it is wrong to subject a nine and eleven year old to the Real World, but I am absolving myself by trying to turn it into a life lesson for them. "Look at these people" I tell the kids sternly, "and do everything you can to never, ever act like this." At least when there's cameras around, I add to myself silently.

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Kids, Hanna Montana's a total slut too when she's not on Disney. It's just the way the real world is. GET USED TO IT.