So finally, Outward Bound has been completed. Thank God, because we all know how boring those episodes are, right? This week we get back to a Colie-centric episode, and you know what that means. Light on the self-respect, heavy on the promiscuity. We also get to learn various things about the other members of the show. For example, did you know that Tyrie collects stamps? Or did you know that Stephen has killed dozens of hobos but he hasn't even been arrested for it one single time? And I bet you didn't know that Jenn keeps a spreadsheet on how far she's gone with every single guy she's ever been with, did you? Ok, I made those things up, and I actually think Jenn's thing is feasible. Regardless, it was a much more interesting episode this week, so read on to find out what happened.
This week starts out with the crew returning from Outward Bound. Colie gives everyone hugs (she had to leave early, remember, because she "caught mono again"), and she tells everyone that she just had strep and she's no longer contagious. She didn't mention anything about her outbreak of the clap though. Everyone tries to keep their distance from her. Then she gives us the line about her thinking she's a serial dater, and we see a montage of all of the guys she's made out with. Not as many as Jenn I guess. She says she won't hook up with Alex again and that she doesn't understand their relationship. Seems to me like Alex understands it pretty well though. No emotions whatsoever.
Davis gets a call from his sister, and she's going to come out to Denver with his mom for his birthday. His mom hasn't really talked to him in months since he came out, and he's only heard from her one or two times since he's been in Denver, so he was really touched and excited by this.
Following that, Adam, one of Colie's previous makeouts, came over and picked her up to go out somewhere. They head Cru, and Colie makes some joke about stalking him. He laughs very nervously. They get back to the house, and I can't tell if Colie is drunk or not, but she's totally putting the moves on Adam, trying to get him to sleep over. Whatever she's selling, he's not buying. She makes out with him as hard as possible as he leaves, but he still won't give in. It's at this point she tells us that Adam doesn't put out enough for her (or at all), so she's probably done with him. Well, it was something along those lines, but it probably didn't sound that slutty.
Meanwhile, everyone else was out at some bar, and they were getting pretty drunk. Alex says he doesn't really know what's going on at this point, and when he gets home, he's giving Colie the eye. She tells us that she's horny, so she's just gonna hook up with Alex. So her and Alex go to his bed, and she tells him that she's "a very talented girl." President Clinton said oral sex wasn't sex, and she takes her sexual advice from President Clinton. No word on if she takes her cigar storage advice from him though. Seriously though, kudos to Colie if she is supposedly "talented." I cannot make fun of her for that.
The next morning, Alex wakes up, possibly naked, most definitely wondering what the fuck he did last night. He's not sure what happened the night before and if he had sex with Colie or not, but he manages to piece it together and remember that nothing really happened. Then he sees Ty, who said that Colie wasn't at the house, and Alex just smiles. Ty then calls Alex a son of a bitch and he tells Alex and Colie that he hates them both. GODDAMNSHIT!
Later, Davis and Alex are hanging out at the pool, and Davis asked what happened. Alex says that Colie gave him head, but he didn't want it to go any further. Apparently, something has made him think that if things went further, then Colie's feelings would intensify. Alex gets the award for taking the longest to recognize obvious things. Up next he reveals that water is wet.
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Hey Colie, try not to suck any d!ck on the way through the parking lot!
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Posted on May 11, 2007 5:55 AM