Isaac tells Trasha and Cow that there is a possibility he will be flying back to the states in the next day or so, but just for a few days. Trash asks if everything's OK, and Isaac lies and tells her it is. I want to reach through my screen and give him a hug. I don't like deep stuff like this on my Real World. Trash knows he's lying, and shows some insight, and her Christian side (the real one, not the "gay people are going to hell" one) as she tells us that he's a private person, and pushing him to talk only pushes him further away.
But back to the really important stuff, Dumby and his dirty, smelly trucker hat are on the phone with Dunbar's Girlfriend Julie. The conversation basically consists of Dumby calling her "babe" about a million times, and DGJ telling him she's stressed cause she misses him so much. Dumby's counting down the days til he gets home and sees her, he says. What a loser, and what a waste. He gets one chance to do something a little different, live in an amazing foreign country, so what does he do? Sits on his ass in the house counting the days until he goes home to Mississippi, from where I doubt he'll ever leave again. No wonder the ladies love you, Dumby. You really know how to live life to the fullest. In the words of Ashli, "shut up and go away." Not for flirt, for real. Just go.
And as soon as Dumby's done telling his girlfriend back home how he's just as miserable without her, she tells him to tell his penis hi and he gives her vajayjay a shout out. I'm not making that up. The second he hangs up, he's heading over to Ashli to complain that he only called DGJ to say goodnight, but she was upset and it took forever to calm her down. Conferederate. Gentleman. Prince. That's our Dumby. Naturally, Ashli is loving it. She imbues Dumby with her words of wisdom that long distance relationships "suck ass".
Later that night, they're at some club (Cargo Bar, I'm sure) and Dumby is being groped by a bleached blonde with awful black roots who Dumby introduces to as an "exciting little temptress" named Greer. Ashli's annoyed. And unlike Parisa, she doesn't make excuses about being upset for Dunbar's Girlfriend Julie back home.
If anyone gets to slip their tongue into those pointy yellow teeth, it's gonna be Ash.
And she confirms that theory, as she tells us she loves a challenge, and how good it feels to know you're better than the other person and how when it comes to guys...she usually wins. We know honey, and you're the prettiest and the most popular, and all your friends are too. It's the Super Sweet 16 generation.
Cameras are flashing while Ash and Dumby are dirty dancing (I'm sorry, it's catchy, alright?) and Greer and her tacky black roots stand by, knowing she's toast. Ashli rubs herself all over Dumby and tells him "This is bad! You're bad!" Dumby says that it's hard to not kiss her when she's aggressively trying to kiss him. I'll give him that, she really is trying to get on him. What a bitch. Loves it madly.
Tacky Greer (who sounds American, do these Real World people know how to insulate themselves in a foreign country or what?) comes back to tell Dumby that she's mad that he told her he couldn't flirt with her, but he could flirt with "that other girl." Sweetie, you lose. Make your peace with it and don't be a desperate ass on camera.
But then comes the best part of the episode, as Ashli literally wedges herself between Dumby and Greer and says to her "What are you doing?" Greer says nothing. "That's what I thought, yeah, just making sure," Ashli nastily continues, "you're being a slut, you know that right?" Oh, this is one psycho bitch. Loving it madly times a million! Do you think she has any interest in has been 80's hair banders? Ashli would be a-mazing on Rock of Love.
Is there a pole at Cargo?
There's some more talk about Greer wanting to have sex with Dumby, Ash says to go ahead and do it and slinks off. I love the girlfight, but must we make Dumby's head any bigger? He's always saying it, and now here we are, two girls fighting over him. He tells Greer he's sorry about Ashli, and then hits the bar to agree with Ashli when she tells him there's something about Greer that she doesn't like. Why is he getting all the girls?
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Comments (13)
Recap's so much better when it isn't Parisa-centric.
I haven't seen the show in awhile, but it seems like over half the original cast of the show will be gone next week. How long has it been since filming started at this point?
I like Isaac. Kinda cute, funny AND psychic? Dreamy.
1 of 13 | Posted by blahblah | Posted on November 16, 2007 9:19 PM
i, too, missed isaac's little leapfrog jump at the beginning. i hate to say it, but i really like him better than all the others.
thx for the recap!!
2 of 13 | Posted by ajkc41 | Posted on November 17, 2007 5:36 AM
I can't wait for Trasha to get kicked out.
3 of 13 | Posted by joeydoll | Posted on November 17, 2007 2:19 PM
It's nice to see someone like Isaac on Real World. He's not so predictable. He has layers. You kinda get the feeling his roomates barely know the guy.
4 of 13 | Posted by bakismaki | Posted on November 17, 2007 7:58 PM
recap was too easy on Ashli. I hate that chick. They couldn't have cast someone a little less out of the dumb sheltered white girl mold.
5 of 13 | Posted by bakismaki | Posted on November 17, 2007 8:06 PM
Bakismaki, I totally agree with you. Ashli should have been on Real World: Whore Island. That little stunt she pulled coming up in between Greer and Dunbar was ridiculously childish and bitchy. HATE.
Can't wait to see the throwdown between WWJD and Marge.
6 of 13 | Posted by DP Hooker | Posted on November 18, 2007 8:57 PM
I am also on the "We hate Asli" bandwagon. Ashli with an i. Psh!
The good thing is that there will still be someone left to hate now that circus tits went back to Sac Town and Bible Thumps-On-Your-Head goes home soon. But the up-coming fight isn't all that serious. C'mon people, have you NOT seen the last epi of Tila Tequila!?! That shit was the catfight to end all catfights.
Loves it when Trash tells whomever that she "hit a fat girl"...hahahaha! I saw her walking away from the camera during the epi that circus tits left and Trashy is hauling a big trailer back there. Bitch needs a commercial trucker's license or she gone get pulled the fuck over. And those little cheesy thighs were rubbing together something fierce. Good thing no dry brush was near cause Australia would have gone the way of So Cal. Oh, Trash, bless your heart.
7 of 13 | Posted by uglycutie | Posted on November 19, 2007 1:13 AM
ChickBomb, I have never seen an episode of Real World Sydney, but I faithfully read every one of your recaps. You had me hooked when Rock of Love was on :) I totally miss the trashtastickness of that show!
8 of 13 | Posted by kfishgirl | Posted on November 19, 2007 8:44 AM
Hey Chickbomb,
Would you hate Dumby less if he was from New York, L.A., Chicago and missed being home? Just something I've noticed about people from bigger cities is that someone from ur Town, USA is a total fing loser, non-worldly closeminded jerk if they want to move back to home but if they never leave their block in Brooklyn then it is okay.
9 of 13 | Posted by mattypopo | Posted on November 19, 2007 10:41 AM
Ashli is really annoying and I honestly don't think she is that pretty. She's kinda weird looking in fact. I've lived in Australia before and there just are a lot of Americans. Lots of students study abroad there and probably heard the Real World was taping so they made sure to go to those bars. Aussie's probably couldn't care less!
10 of 13 | Posted by yankeesfan | Posted on November 19, 2007 11:16 AM
"KA looks a bit nervous at this Ashli news too..., and you know KA's the kind of girl who doesn't want him, but doesn't want anyone else to have him either."
I don't think KellyAnne is that type of gal. I'd be interested in hearing why ChickBum thinks so. She didn't look nervous, and I doubt she would care.
"Aww, small town can be cute sometimes."
Aww, a false sense of superiority can be cute sometimes. mattypopo might agree?
"Isaac is fun, Parisa is responsible, and as for Trash, well she's fun AND responsible! And nice and bubbly and outgoing and not at all self deluded!"
Hahahaha... So funny!
"He says he knows nothing's better than what he has with her, but it's hard. I don't know if that was a pun intended "hard" or not..."
Again... LOL... Hilarious!
I agree with blahblah, ajkc41 and bakismaki. I love Isaac! I agree with yankeesfan, uglycutie, bakismaki and DP Hooker. I hate Ashli. It's like Coral said: If you beat another girl out for a guy, it means you're SLUTTIER not better than the other girl.
Good job, ChickBomb.
11 of 13 | Posted by BonaFide | Posted on November 20, 2007 5:38 AM
Thank God other people hate Ashli!!! I seriously thought I was alone on that one because I just cannot stand that girl. She is yet another girl who embodies everything I dislike in girls. Between her and Trasha, I just don't even know what to think about the real world casting anymore. And I actually kind of agree that KA is that girl who while she may not want the guy, she doesn't want anyone else to like him either. Actually, I don't like KA because I think she's that girl who is in the group of "cool girls", but only because she's the biggest lemming ever. From the grilled cheese fight when she just nodded like a crazy person after being asked if Parisa catered to the guys to the upcoming episode where she and Ashli are taunting Parisa.
I watched the Coral vision thing and realized how much I miss Coral because FINALLY someone comes in with the exact opinion I have of these kids. I don't really know why MTV has been hyping this "girl fight" up because #1 Vanessa & Brandi's fight was the girlfight to watch and #2 MTV aired the episode and really, the fight was kind of whack, but at least Trasha is going home.
And to end this ridiculously long comment, I adore Isaac!
12 of 13 | Posted by lalia | Posted on November 20, 2007 11:05 AM
Another Ashli hater here. God what a bitch! She's the kind of girl I hate and I Don't really think she's that cute, her head is weird and so are her eyes. As for Greer, I can't believe she backed down, she should've just punched her and make her think twice about doing that again to anybody else. Ugh, so far the only girl I like this season is Parisa and she's kind of pathetic.Come back Isaac!!
13 of 13 | Posted by MichyPR | Posted on November 21, 2007 12:21 AM