The next morning, Isaac is packing up. Dumby opens one eye from his sleep, and sees him doing so, but despite Isaac moping around the house the past day, Dumby just figures if anything was wrong, he'd say so. So Dumby goes back to sleep. And a caring friend to boot. What a great guy. But Isaac doesn't want to talk. He just wants to go. With a roommate like Dumby who can't even be bothered to take a moment from his slumber to ask if his friend's OK, I don't blame him. Isaac cabs it to the airport, and eulogizes Grandpa on the way. It's sweet.
Back at the ranch, Trash and Dumby are reading the "I've faxed myself to China" note - which in addition to not making any sense, has a lot of bad spelling errors. Trasha wants to know if he said anything before he left. Dumby, who watched him leave says no.
Illiteracy or too much acid?
Cow fills Dumby in with the news that Isaac may be gone for three or four days. "He told you that?" Dumby asks, seeming slightly affronted. Really, now. Cow and Trash were the only ones he told. KA and Ashli conference as well, and nobody knows what's going on.
The next day, Dumby recounts the Greer story to Parisa in the kitchen. Apparently, Greer told Dumby that his girlfriend is back in America, and he should do what he wants to do now, and live with it later. Too bad what he wants to do isn't Greer. Now, I want to love it, I want to want Dumby to cheat, and DGJ is such a needy whiner on the phone, but in person she seemed like a sweetheart, and I can't wish it on her. Although losing Dumby would be the best move for her. So maybe I do hope he cheats.
Ashli tells her part of the story, how she called Greer a slut (which the other girls loved), and how she hates "that girl". Then she says that doesn't normally do things like that. Sure she does. It's all the doing of "things like that" that earned her the backup slot on the Real World.
That night, it's KA, Trash, Ash and Dumby at, where else, Cargo Bar. Actually, I just noticed it's called Cargo Lounge. But anyway. Dumby sits in a booth, and Ashli, who's not at all slutty like Greer, slides in next to him. We could (should? I didn't catch the word) totally make out right now, Dumby tells her. "What? What? What?" Ashli jumps all over it, but Dumby wasn't really ready to commit to the makeout, so he buries his head in his drink.
Ashli doesn't like that Dumby has a girlfriend. She likes the challenge part, but the girlfriend thing is "icky". Does this mean she's grown morals? Hell no, cause back at the house, she's sucking on a lolly and telling Dumby that they should try every sex position that night! And I thought with Shauvon's departure, we'd lose the sunglasses at night in the house thing, but Ashli's bringing it back.
That I could have lived without.
Whatever sex position Ashli's talking about, Dumby informs her that DGJ hates it. But, Ashli loves it! No! Really? Dumby lies on the floor saying, "that's always a good thing." Ashli reminds us that she doesn't like that Dumby has a girlfriend. She says that she doesn't want to be the one to break up their relationship. Lies, lies, lies!
Parisa tells Dumby to stay faithful to Julie. He says he knows nothing's better than what he has with her, but it's hard. I don't know if that was a pun intended "hard" or not, but we close with Dumby literally trailing Ashli to her room. I smell trouble, and it smells delicious!
But who cares about that because next week Trasha hits Parisa! Or shoves her! I don't know! But Marge is down! And from all intel, Trash goes home! And Ash continues to ho it up on Dumby. See you then, lovlies...
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Comments (13)
Recap's so much better when it isn't Parisa-centric.
I haven't seen the show in awhile, but it seems like over half the original cast of the show will be gone next week. How long has it been since filming started at this point?
I like Isaac. Kinda cute, funny AND psychic? Dreamy.
1 of 13 | Posted by blahblah | Posted on November 16, 2007 9:19 PM
i, too, missed isaac's little leapfrog jump at the beginning. i hate to say it, but i really like him better than all the others.
thx for the recap!!
2 of 13 | Posted by ajkc41 | Posted on November 17, 2007 5:36 AM
I can't wait for Trasha to get kicked out.
3 of 13 | Posted by joeydoll | Posted on November 17, 2007 2:19 PM
It's nice to see someone like Isaac on Real World. He's not so predictable. He has layers. You kinda get the feeling his roomates barely know the guy.
4 of 13 | Posted by bakismaki | Posted on November 17, 2007 7:58 PM
recap was too easy on Ashli. I hate that chick. They couldn't have cast someone a little less out of the dumb sheltered white girl mold.
5 of 13 | Posted by bakismaki | Posted on November 17, 2007 8:06 PM
Bakismaki, I totally agree with you. Ashli should have been on Real World: Whore Island. That little stunt she pulled coming up in between Greer and Dunbar was ridiculously childish and bitchy. HATE.
Can't wait to see the throwdown between WWJD and Marge.
6 of 13 | Posted by DP Hooker | Posted on November 18, 2007 8:57 PM
I am also on the "We hate Asli" bandwagon. Ashli with an i. Psh!
The good thing is that there will still be someone left to hate now that circus tits went back to Sac Town and Bible Thumps-On-Your-Head goes home soon. But the up-coming fight isn't all that serious. C'mon people, have you NOT seen the last epi of Tila Tequila!?! That shit was the catfight to end all catfights.
Loves it when Trash tells whomever that she "hit a fat girl"...hahahaha! I saw her walking away from the camera during the epi that circus tits left and Trashy is hauling a big trailer back there. Bitch needs a commercial trucker's license or she gone get pulled the fuck over. And those little cheesy thighs were rubbing together something fierce. Good thing no dry brush was near cause Australia would have gone the way of So Cal. Oh, Trash, bless your heart.
7 of 13 | Posted by uglycutie | Posted on November 19, 2007 1:13 AM
ChickBomb, I have never seen an episode of Real World Sydney, but I faithfully read every one of your recaps. You had me hooked when Rock of Love was on :) I totally miss the trashtastickness of that show!
8 of 13 | Posted by kfishgirl | Posted on November 19, 2007 8:44 AM
Hey Chickbomb,
Would you hate Dumby less if he was from New York, L.A., Chicago and missed being home? Just something I've noticed about people from bigger cities is that someone from ur Town, USA is a total fing loser, non-worldly closeminded jerk if they want to move back to home but if they never leave their block in Brooklyn then it is okay.
9 of 13 | Posted by mattypopo | Posted on November 19, 2007 10:41 AM
Ashli is really annoying and I honestly don't think she is that pretty. She's kinda weird looking in fact. I've lived in Australia before and there just are a lot of Americans. Lots of students study abroad there and probably heard the Real World was taping so they made sure to go to those bars. Aussie's probably couldn't care less!
10 of 13 | Posted by yankeesfan | Posted on November 19, 2007 11:16 AM
"KA looks a bit nervous at this Ashli news too..., and you know KA's the kind of girl who doesn't want him, but doesn't want anyone else to have him either."
I don't think KellyAnne is that type of gal. I'd be interested in hearing why ChickBum thinks so. She didn't look nervous, and I doubt she would care.
"Aww, small town can be cute sometimes."
Aww, a false sense of superiority can be cute sometimes. mattypopo might agree?
"Isaac is fun, Parisa is responsible, and as for Trash, well she's fun AND responsible! And nice and bubbly and outgoing and not at all self deluded!"
Hahahaha... So funny!
"He says he knows nothing's better than what he has with her, but it's hard. I don't know if that was a pun intended "hard" or not..."
Again... LOL... Hilarious!
I agree with blahblah, ajkc41 and bakismaki. I love Isaac! I agree with yankeesfan, uglycutie, bakismaki and DP Hooker. I hate Ashli. It's like Coral said: If you beat another girl out for a guy, it means you're SLUTTIER not better than the other girl.
Good job, ChickBomb.
11 of 13 | Posted by BonaFide | Posted on November 20, 2007 5:38 AM
Thank God other people hate Ashli!!! I seriously thought I was alone on that one because I just cannot stand that girl. She is yet another girl who embodies everything I dislike in girls. Between her and Trasha, I just don't even know what to think about the real world casting anymore. And I actually kind of agree that KA is that girl who while she may not want the guy, she doesn't want anyone else to like him either. Actually, I don't like KA because I think she's that girl who is in the group of "cool girls", but only because she's the biggest lemming ever. From the grilled cheese fight when she just nodded like a crazy person after being asked if Parisa catered to the guys to the upcoming episode where she and Ashli are taunting Parisa.
I watched the Coral vision thing and realized how much I miss Coral because FINALLY someone comes in with the exact opinion I have of these kids. I don't really know why MTV has been hyping this "girl fight" up because #1 Vanessa & Brandi's fight was the girlfight to watch and #2 MTV aired the episode and really, the fight was kind of whack, but at least Trasha is going home.
And to end this ridiculously long comment, I adore Isaac!
12 of 13 | Posted by lalia | Posted on November 20, 2007 11:05 AM
Another Ashli hater here. God what a bitch! She's the kind of girl I hate and I Don't really think she's that cute, her head is weird and so are her eyes. As for Greer, I can't believe she backed down, she should've just punched her and make her think twice about doing that again to anybody else. Ugh, so far the only girl I like this season is Parisa and she's kind of pathetic.Come back Isaac!!
13 of 13 | Posted by MichyPR | Posted on November 21, 2007 12:21 AM