The two went at it, with Shavonda complaining that Shaun went out of state without telling her. So is she a parole officer on the side or something? Honestly, Shavonda has to put on a muzzle and go away for a few episodes. Later in the episode, Shaun called and asked for one more shot. One more shot at what? They're broken up. Shavonda just hung up on him. Finally, one of these people made a decisive move. Please MTV, let that be the last of that saga.

Meanwhile, back at the Wisconsin reunion, Becky and Landon and Mystery Friend continued to drink the night away. The three made their way over to a booze cruise (which appeared to be some hick with a speedboat). Around this time we discovered why Mystery Friend decided to remain a mystery as she let forth a torrent of red, watery vomit... for the rest of the night. Landon and Becky tended to their stumpy little friend as she waddled down the streets of Philly in a drunken stupor, and for some reason, this turn of events soured the lovey-dovey time Landon and Becky were having. Later, as the group waited on a stoop for a cab to arrive, Becky asked her friend "Are you really really sick?" Uh no, she's just wretching for comedic effect. In other news, Becky is an idiot.

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Becky's friend casts her vote on Election Night

Later, Landon found a cubby in the bathroom and cried. Sarah, wandering around in search of sexual gratification and/or... well, pretty much sexual gratification, found the big oaf teary-eyed and did her best supportive friend routine. "Let me open my vagina to you," her eyes seemed to say. Actually, Sarah's been proving herself to be a pretty solid friend to these people, so I might temper my usual attacks on her sexually promiscuous/desperate character.

Alas, the Landon sobfest wasn't over though. He retired to the confessional where he once again poured his heart out about Becky. Blah blah blah. One question though? Why did Landon seem so effeminate? That's right. It's Philly: gayest season EVER.

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Comments (3)

This episode had no M.J. and no Karamo. BEST EPISODE YET.

Katie:

I thought the episode was a good one, it was a pleasant change taking the focus off of Sarahs boobs all the time and her fricken bulemia.

I think Shavonda needs to go out and meet somebody in Philly instead of constantly fighting with Shaun and stop making Landon think she's just playing hard to get. I'm sure she could do better, but besides all the drama this episode was pretty good.

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