We knew right off the bat that something terrible was going to happen this episode when the "Previously on The Real World" segment focused on Tyler's notorious anti-Svetlana Burn Book. For those of you who may have missed it, the Burn Book was a growing archive of Svetlana's most annoying moments, at least according to Tyler and Janelle (with a little help from Jose, but not really). The very creation of the book seemed hurtful and immature, and we all knew it would lead to bad things. Judging by its placement in the pre-show recap, we knew that tonight would be the night when the Burn Book would rear its ugly head again. I could not wait.

After the opening credits, we then found the kids holed up in a small hotel room in Orlando where they eagerly awaited a return to Key West. In case you forgot about last week, the gang had to flee the islands when Hurricane Wilma came to town, and unfortunately, their retreat to Ft. Lauderdale just wasn't quite good enough. The storm managed to kick the city in the nuts, nearly destroying the roommates' hotel in the process. Well, we assume it was the hurricane that caused all the damage. There's still a large chance that it was merely Keith busting down walls in search of Paula.

Nevertheless, from their cozy outpost in Orlando, Zach told us there were rumors of Key West being totally devastated by Wilma -- water had submerged cars, rains had flooded all the island, and giant pieces of styrofoam were still flying about the Home Depot parking lot. Sadly, Zach did not then share one of his Very Deep introspective musings with us, which meant we didn't get any dumb comments like, "It's ironic to me that a hurricane would hit us when all we were trying to do was live without a hurricane."