Next morning brings us the most peaceful shot of the ocean ever, followed by the ubiquitous sound of a phone dialing. DO THESE PEOPLE EVER DO ANYTHING ELSE??? But, then I see it's Parisa doing the dialing, and Trasha opens the door to ask her if she's going to be a long time, and I know what's coming, so dial away, honey!
Parisa tells Trash that she doesn't think she'll be too long. But after the last phone drama, you can tell she doesn't care. Trash tells Parisa that she needs to talk to her parents, because they're leaving on vacation. Conveniently, Parisa's parents are just about to leave on vacation too. With her sister. On a road tip cross county, she hastily throws in, for good measure.
So Parisa tells Trash that she'll take her request under consideration. Parisa starts her conversation, she's gesturing animatedly, and I am 99% sure that she's wasting yet another trans-continental phone call with Mom and Dad bitching about Trasha, and then we break into the phone room to eavesdrop, and sure enough, I'm right. This time, Dad drew the short straw back at Casa Parisa in NY. While Mom's out front loading up the RV for the big road trip, no doubt.
Sorry we will be out of touch for a couple of days. We will be out of town. In a car. Without cell reception. Please don't call the house while we are away. For ten days. I mean five. Four? Click.
KA prances out in a towel with what looks like a big burn mark on her shoulder...so, Country likes it kinky, huh? Trash recounts her version of the story (calling Parisa "unclassy" in the process, which I find hilarious, partially cause "unclassy" isn't even a word, and partially cause it came out of Trasha's mouth) KA jumps on the bandwagon, and tells Trash to "get in there and say something!" Trash says Parisa won't listen, cause it's coming from her. True, very true, but if the tables were turned, Trash wouldn't listen either.
KA tells us that Parisa's always on the phone and she's tired of it. I'm confused. Parisa says Trasha is always on the phone. KA says Parisa's always on the phone. Why doesn't someone get up Dumby's ass about this? He's always on the phone too, you know. Anyway, KA marches into the phone room, and stands up for Trash. Parisa tells KA, "she wants me to be considerate of her when she wasn't considerate of my Mom when she was calling me". Busted, Marge. Trasha did get off the phone for you. Yes, she was a total jerk about it, but she did get off the phone for you.
KA makes the same argument. "But she still had to go out of her way to be rude and bitchy about it!" Parisa responds. Yeah, but different argument, you know? Trash makes the scene again to inform Parisa that she has now been on the phone for exactly one hour. Parisa finally gives in, and asks her Dad when is a good time to call back. In the morning, says Dad. Hey, what about that cross country road trip with the imminent departure? Blew that one, Dad.
Parisa rings off, and now it's Trasha's turn on the phone. But Parisa's not done. She goes to KA to continue to plead her case. I don't know what's up with her makeup, but her eyelashes look really clumpy. When I mention this to Flippy, he looks at me like I'm nuts and tells me, "with everything going on there, you're worried about eyelashes?" Whatever. Dior Show, Marge. Learn it. Go.
Parisa bitches about Trash being on the phone with Jarrod all the time, but then a moment later tells KA that who Trash is talking to is none of her concern. Exactly. It's none of Parisa's business who Trasha is talking to when she's using the phone. So stop fucking judging already. But, the plane's off the gate, and these walls are really thin, and next thing you know, Trasha interrupts the sacred conversation that she had been waiting all morning for to slam down the phone and go flying down the hall to Parisa!
OMG with your hair like that you're almost in style!
Trasha comes charging toward Parisa like an angry little bull, yelling something that I don't understand, and in a split second, she pushes her, pushes her hard, and Marge is down! Marge is down!
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Comments (19)
Oh ChickBomb, I have been waiting for your recap. Bravo!!! Job well done. I too was surprised to see RW on after The Hills. While Parisa has done some things I don't agree with, nothing comes close to how rude and aggressive Trasha has been. Would love to be a fly on the wall when her parents and boyfriend see her antics. Can't wait until next week to see Miss "As a Christian" have the door hit her on the way out!
1 of 19 | Posted by IndyHillsAddict | Posted on November 21, 2007 6:42 PM
I official re-christen him Dumby Bear as well.
2 of 19 | Posted by Sweetleaf911 | Posted on November 21, 2007 6:46 PM
Hilarious recap! Of course, the episode was AWESOME!!! I played back the shoving scene about 3 times to try and hear what Trasha said before she knocked Parisa. It was something about "I can't talk to them because of their work and church and....."
What I find utterly ridiculous is that after that little diatribe about being Christian and that church stood in the way of her talking to her parents, she had the nerve to lay her hands on someone. She may need to get back to church and brush up a little.
For what it's worth, though, she didn't look like she hit Parisa hard enough to knock her down. I thought it was a well-maneuvered flop. Parisa should play for the NBA.
3 of 19 | Posted by texasgal75 | Posted on November 21, 2007 8:40 PM
What she says is my family is busy with work and church and can't talk, so don't say I pick Jarrod over them. Or something to that effect, according to my captioning. I beg to differ on the fact that she didn't push her hard enough. I think she did, but it probably wouldn't have been so bad except for the fact that Parisa fell into a doorway and then over something, it was more than just a push.
I was a little disappointed that they've shown us the push for weeks now, but we can all tell the fallout is what'll be good. Happy Thanksgiving.
4 of 19 | Posted by bentley1101 | Posted on November 22, 2007 11:18 AM
Dammit, I need to start watching this show again instead of just reading the recaps!
From the recap:
"He's turning it around and making HER the cheater so he won't feel guilty about banging house whore later, Flippy notes. I'm starting to wonder if I should be watching with Flippy. He's more insightful than me."
Indeed. Flipit is invited to all upcoming Real World parties hosted at my house.
5 of 19 | Posted by blahblah | Posted on November 22, 2007 6:59 PM
... the producers SUCK!
This episode and the next should have been combined to make one glorious episode. Basically the previews already showed this entire episode... there was so little point in watching. I can't believe they left the push at the end and NEXT week we get the "I pushed a fat girl" thing... What the hell? Lame, lame, lame!
6 of 19 | Posted by shia0bundan | Posted on November 22, 2007 8:25 PM
Trasha is quite possibly the most disgusting piece of shit human being I have ever met and/or seen on a reality tv show. Her behavior, comments, rudeness, skunk hair, flaunting Christianity when it's convenient, distorted perception of reality, even her voice, just everything is such complete trashy shit.
Your screencap about "It rang twice! Who are you banging you slut?!?!" cracked me up. Dumby Bear is definitely on his way to the Spousal Abuse Hall of Fame.
7 of 19 | Posted by DP Hooker | Posted on November 22, 2007 8:53 PM
I second the opinion that Flipit needs to start watching shows with you. I really enjoyed your recaps at the beginning of the season ChickBomb, and finally about a month ago they degenerated to a point where I just refused to comment because it was adding fuel to the fire. Glad to see funny ChickBomb is back in the swing of things.
I hope that Trash-heap gets sent home. I watched that clip a few more times and decided that she did hit Parisa pretty hard. I don't care how angry you are, you just don't lay your hands on other people. Maybe our Christian princess was attempting some faith healing? It wouldn't be the first idea she got screwed up in that warped little mind of hers.
Ashli is one of the whoriest whores I've ever seen on the Real World. She makes Trashelle seem like a nice southern debutante.
And until Issac sits down and tells us who is on the phone the most, I call bullshit on all of them. Cow will work in a pinch.
8 of 19 | Posted by HereKittyKitty | Posted on November 23, 2007 8:03 AM
You forgot to include Trisha pinching Parisa! lol
9 of 19 | Posted by isharma | Posted on November 23, 2007 12:04 PM
pinching, is that what that weird interaction afterwards was?
10 of 19 | Posted by jesshloly | Posted on November 23, 2007 5:39 PM
If I was Parisa I would've rip Trasha's skunk hair out of its tracks. Honestly Parisa needs to grow some cajones and start fighting back and stop being so needy, because she really has potential.
11 of 19 | Posted by joeydoll | Posted on November 24, 2007 8:18 PM
HereKittyKitty,
WB! We missed you!
12 of 19 | Posted by Chee-Z-TeeVee Addict | Posted on November 26, 2007 4:43 AM
What was with Trisha yelling "i didn't hit you, bitch?" Uh, clearly.... you did.
And i wonder how Julie feels now watching this shit on tv? if i saw my boyfriend telling another girl that he would fuck her if he was single and cuddling in bed with some hobag you better believe i wouldnt keep him around.. regardless of whether he physically "cheated" or not!!
13 of 19 | Posted by Errrica | Posted on November 26, 2007 8:00 AM
These. People. Are. Awful.WOW.
I know I'm waaaayyy too old (28) to identify with the cast of this show, but is this truly what's going on with the late teen / early twenty set?! Sweet Jesus! I hope every single one of them gets sucked directly into hell without even dying first...and I say this "as a Christian..."
Ha! Great recap!
14 of 19 | Posted by Dramaqn15 | Posted on November 26, 2007 4:09 PM
These. People. Are. Awful. WOW.
I know I'm waaaayy too old (28) to identify with the cast members, but is this seriously what's going on with the late teen / early twenty set? I hope each one of them gets sucked directly into hell without even dying first. And I say this "as a Christian..."
Ha! Great recap!
15 of 19 | Posted by Dramaqn15 | Posted on November 26, 2007 4:12 PM
I found this episode really boring. The best thing was the dumby bear thing.
The much hyped Parisa/Trasha fight turned out to be a snoozer. Makes me think most of the other hyped stuff that's supposed to happen will turn out to be a snooze fest as well.
16 of 19 | Posted by bakismaki | Posted on November 27, 2007 10:24 AM
Parisa is a tattletale. She isnt nice to any of the roommates. No one likes her because she doesnt give s sh** about anyone else and just talks on the phone with her mommy. She is SO boring to watch. Singing or working out or trying to get on Dumby Bear. She is so annoying! I wish Marge would leave.
17 of 19 | Posted by arainbow | Posted on November 28, 2007 7:45 PM
I have been coming to TVgasm for the past couple of years and I’ve never felt the need to comment… until now. Chickbomb, you are WAY TOO EASY on the snobby sluts in the house (Trisha, Kelly Ann, and Ashli) and you are WAY TOO HARD on Parisa. The way you make fun of Parisa’s style, how you notice silly things like eyelashes, and how you barely make fun of the “pretty girls” makes me think it is because you are EXACTLY like Trisha, Kelly Ann, and Ashli: stuck-up, close-minded, and superficial.
18 of 19 | Posted by pinky1234 | Posted on November 29, 2007 7:50 AM
I agree, you could be way harder on those other bitches. I can't say that I blame Parisa for not giving a sh*t about any of them because it's not like they've been nice to her. I'm glad Trisha's going home cause she is the worst of them...well KA is really bad too. God I hate them, the only one I like is Isaac. All the others should "get sucked directly into hell without even dying first."- Dramaqn15
19 of 19 | Posted by MichyPR | Posted on December 1, 2007 10:15 AM