TVgasm Recaps - Real World: Pose for FHM? No Svet.

For only $85 a night, you can support this poor girl's drinking binges. Please give.
or
Jeez, this sauna is making me Svet.

The first from her cast to go from reality star to "15th minute holder-on'er," Svetlana Shusterman, can currently be seen at FHM online or undoubtedly in some future issue of the magazine. For more photos you can go directly to the FHM site.

Hopefully, FHM has gotten past their last little cease and desist order they sent us and will let us continue to use the photo, which promotes their fine publication that I encourage each of you to subscribe to.

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Posted by madeyoulaugh on May 1, 2006 1:28 PM

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Omigod. What an abudance of grease and no audio will hide.

Posted by: holyterror | May 1, 2006 1:32 PM(#1 of 19)

^ LOL. "abundance of grease". That was very funny to me. I am so tired...

Posted by: stacyrocks | May 1, 2006 1:59 PM(#2 of 19)

Maybe not exactly model material, but she is pretty!

Posted by: Ash | May 1, 2006 1:59 PM(#3 of 19)

Svetlana's a pretty girl, but that picture is not very flattering. There is an "abundance of grease" and her stomach looks hairy or something. Her face looks off in some way too.

Posted by: antebellum | May 1, 2006 2:18 PM(#4 of 19)

Whatever, she looks like Robert Downey Jr. meets Shelley Duvall.

Posted by: m_ruv | May 1, 2006 4:07 PM(#5 of 19)

I do like Svetlana but there is no way those are 34DD's like she says in the interview. I have 34DD's and even when I was 19 there was no way they'd fit in those little teeny bikini tops...even with all the spillage, etc...

Posted by: susanarosa | May 1, 2006 4:12 PM(#6 of 19)

I hate it when models look greasy and asthmatic (the gaping mouth).

The coloring is weird (looks like she has an aspiring beard), and her crotch is hidden in too much fabric and shadow. Get a wax.

Stacyrocks: I have myself profited from an abundance of grease. Luckily, no one will be looking at her face.

Posted by: holyterror | May 1, 2006 4:16 PM(#7 of 19)

I forgot to add the most important phrase "unless they're fake" to my comment above...

Posted by: susanarosa | May 1, 2006 4:18 PM(#8 of 19)

A quote from FHM interview: "Are there any good punch-ups in the series?
There aren’t any physical fights, because I wasn’t allowed. There were certainly moments when I wanted to rip someone’s head off. If you really piss me off, I don’t take the intelligent route—I’d rather beat the shit out of you. I couldn’t do that, though, because I signed a contract with MTV before filming started. There were times when I was like, “If only I could choke you for 10 minutes, I’d feel so much better.” But, of course, I couldn’t do that. "
Yes, she couldn't choke someone because she signed a contract and not because that would be the wrong thing to do. What a "lovely" human being!

Posted by: zevonia | May 1, 2006 4:22 PM(#9 of 19)

susanarosa,
I agree those are definitely not DDs, fake or real.

Posted by: hannahthehun | May 1, 2006 7:01 PM(#10 of 19)

If she asked me I would definetely insert my penis into her vagina.

I wouldnt be proud about it though.

Posted by: EdHill | May 1, 2006 7:11 PM(#11 of 19)

commie cooter!

Posted by: copygodd | May 1, 2006 7:37 PM(#12 of 19)

I'd do her...but i'd tape her mouth first.

Posted by: Firecat | May 1, 2006 8:04 PM(#13 of 19)

haha firecat... but in true niptuck christian troy style, it would be a paper bag.

this picture is horrible.