Shauvon is a sex columnist for her school newspaper in Sacramento. I am amused that the sex and the city columnist thing has trickled down to school newspapers in small town state schools, but I suppose everything becomes hack at some point or another (except reality-show recaps, which will always be relevant and cool). Shauvon tells us it's fun to flirt with Isaac, and she wants to kiss him, but she has no feelings for him. Which means she'll be crying over him by the third episode. We'll see.
And last, we have Trisha. Trisha is cute in a trashy way. She tells it like it is. She loves to party. She starts fights. She's loud. She's a Christian, but she's no virgin. She's only 19, so she's been raised on the Real World. That means she knows how to dominate camera time in the house, so I'll stop talking about her now. I predict a lot of Trasha performances in our future.
And that's the Real World Sydney house! I think there's potential for scandal and drama, and I think that after trapping us on that stupid mountain in Denver for eighty million episodes, MTV really owes us that. See you on move-in day, mates!
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Comments (14)
ChickBomb are you recapping this one?
I think your the bee's knees.
1 of 14 | Posted by Krizzatch
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Posted on August 7, 2007 12:22 PM
Is there a casting-call rule that states a *maximum* of two Real World cast members per season can have real, normal names, and all others must be named via Word Jumble?
2 of 14 | Posted by mandymax
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Posted on August 8, 2007 6:06 AM
I'm with Krizzatch on this one, are you recapping RW this season? If so I'll definitely be reading the recaps.
3 of 14 | Posted by bdos88
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Posted on August 8, 2007 9:07 AM
chickbomb is very confused by the commenting system here, but yes, she is recapping this show for the season! rock on, lady! also, she says to tell you she loves you.
4 of 14 | Posted by Flipit
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Posted on August 8, 2007 10:10 AM
Does this chickbomb character truly exist? Or is it simply Flipit's weekend disguise?
*I'M ON TO YOU FLIPIT!*
I was going to give up on the RW after the debacle known as "Denver", but if the recaps are all this funny I will have to keep watching. :)
5 of 14 | Posted by here4beer
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Posted on August 8, 2007 6:39 PM
Does this chickbomb character truly exist? Or is it simply Flipit's weekend disguise?
*I'M ON TO YOU FLIPIT!*
I was going to give up on the RW after the debacle known as "Denver", but if the recaps are all this funny I will have to keep watching. :)
6 of 14 | Posted by here4beer
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Posted on August 8, 2007 6:43 PM
Does this chickbomb character truly exist? Or is it simply Flipit's weekend disguise?
*I'M ON TO YOU FLIPIT!*
I was going to give up on the RW after the debacle known as "Denver", but if the recaps are all this funny I will have to keep watching. :)
7 of 14 | Posted by here4beer
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Posted on August 8, 2007 6:45 PM
Does this chickbomb character truly exist? Or is it simply Flipit's weekend disguise?
*I'M ON TO YOU FLIPIT!*
I was going to give up on the RW after the debacle known as "Denver", but if the recaps are all this funny I will have to keep watching. :)
8 of 14 | Posted by here4beer
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Posted on August 8, 2007 7:11 PM
OMG sorry. Kept getting an error and so I thought it wasn't posting.
Next time I shall keep the mouse away from that pesky refresh button.
9 of 14 | Posted by here4beer
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Posted on August 8, 2007 7:15 PM
For real, MandyMax. I have never heard of some of those names. They are totally made up. I have always thought that about those REAL WORLD bitches.
10 of 14 | Posted by ClariceStarling
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Posted on August 8, 2007 8:42 PM
OMG! ChickBomb - I totally love you! I'm so happy you're recapping this!
11 of 14 | Posted by jennm926
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Posted on August 9, 2007 6:27 AM
I know this has been said countless times, but after watching the first episode last night it must be re-stated. Why must they only have catty, barbie doll types whose only purpose in life is to denegrade other women and hae as many men like them as possible? I realize they're young, but isn't there any chance that these young women will start to evolve past this? I know not all women their age are like this, but they are setting the worst example for the teens and pre-teens watching this show. The only one who seems to have brain one in her head is Parisa, but this is only the first episode. Here's hoping she can stay sane.
Also, what the hell is with the blatant bigotry of Trasha? Is this some tacky way for RW producers to introduce current events regarding illegal immigration? That and putting her in the house with someone of middle eastern descent? Suttle, guys, really suttle.
12 of 14 | Posted by kuddlezz
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Posted on August 10, 2007 12:33 PM
Oops..subtle..damn. I blame my grammatical error on the fact that it is about 105 degrees outside and I think I left half of my brain in a puddle on the sidewalk outside...or that just some kids ice cream. Ew!
13 of 14 | Posted by kuddlezz
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Posted on August 10, 2007 12:38 PM
I think this season of RW looks promising especially after the suck-fest that was RW-Denver.
There's someone to hate (Trisha), someone to root for (Parisa), and I love how a rivalry has already been set up between Kelly Anne/Trisha and Parisa/Shauvon. The males are all so radically different that they didn't even need to cast a black guy!
I miss B-Side so, but judging from this hilarious post, ChickBomb can do much to fill the void in my heart. Can't wait for the first recap!
14 of 14 | Posted by BonaFide
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Posted on August 13, 2007 7:30 AM