JD tells Chet that he's a photographer and has done modeling, and he's hired! JD does a photo shoot in the house while Ryan flashes his butt at Chet. Then they head down to the gym so Chet can do the requisite against-the-brick-wall shot. "A picture tells a thousand words," Chet tells us. More, when you insist on being photographed in those ridiculous glasses.
Then it's time to catch up with Devyn. She loftily tells us that she's gotten this far in life - and let's review, "this far" is a fake job with a fake title, where she, by the way, sits at a desk in a ball gown. I'm not kidding. Anyway, because Dev pays it forward, she's getting tattooed Sarah a job modeling pageant dresses for $600 per day. Sarah's reluctant at first, cause she doesn't think her tattoos are good for modeling prom dresses, but Dev won't hear it and finally that plus the lure of the $600 wears Sarah down.
Every secretary should dress like this. The world would be a better place.
At the house, Chet is prepping for his big MTV audition. He's super excited. They told him not to memorize the script, but he did anyway. He asks the girls about wardrobe. Oh, I'm sorry, it's not girls, it's Sarah and JD. They advise wearing the whale tie. "You'll win!" JD promises him. Oh, it's a contest? Will there be other MTV reality cast members auditioning too?
Katelynn comes home, and Chet forgets all about his audition and circles back to the whole dilation thing. He prods Katelynn, wanting to know where she keeps the stints. Katelynn's getting pissed, and who can blame her? She confided in him because she thought he was interested, and all he wants to do is make a prank out of her medical supplies. What an immature ass. I know I already called him that but there's no better way to say it.
"Would you ask a diabetic for their insulin so you could play a prank with it?" she asks Chet, clearly annoyed. "That's different," Chet scoffs, "That's a disease." Way to empathize, jerk. Katelynn pounds her palm on the counter and tells him she needs it. "You're the one who pulled it out of left field!" Chet starts arguing. Then he tells Katelynn that she's just arguing for the sake of arguing. What the hell, jackass? Then he tells her to have a good night. Chet's kind of a big jerk.
The next day, Baya and Sarah are going to some dance studio for free hip hop classes. And Baya is doing a pretty good job! She's kind of got the moves down better than anyone else! Baya tells us that going to dance class has made all the difference for her. Sarah tells her she was the best in the class and I'm not disagreeing. The White Bread dream lives!
Back at the house, Chet is getting ready for his big audition. He's putting on a red bow-tie. Or is it pink? Or orange? He does a fashion show for his boyfriend, Ryan, who picks the vest with the lavender red baron type scarf. Ryan, typical boyfriend that he is, is fed up with Chet's wardrobe crisis. Really Chet, that's what the gay guy's there for. But Chet's really tormented about his big bow-tie or vest wardrobe crisis, so he calls in the big guns....Mama Mormon. She votes for the button down and bow-tie. She's going to be mad if he doesn't wear that. That's telling him.
Chet gets to the MTV offices and the first thing the cute blonde assistant tells him is that she likes the bow-tie. The producer lady, Christine, likes it too. And she says she likes his glasses too. Is "like" a code word for something else? I don't think the popcorn look is very rock and roll. "I don't even need glasses," he confides to her.
Christine wants to know why he wants to be a VJ. Chet thinks she's very nice. He compliments her on her dress. "Oh, thanks very much," she says, not really buying it. It's actually not cute. It looks like a tablecloth. Please Chet, you think you're the first wannabe VJ that strolled in there and sucked up to Christine and her dress? She leads him into the studio. "It's humbling," says Chet.
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Comments (11)
So I'm babysitting, and the young'n just asked me "Who's that girl in the purple shirt?" hahahahahahaha
1 of 11 | Posted by here4beer | Posted on March 10, 2009 4:08 PM
OK, while I think Devyn is gorgeous (in certain pictures), part of me hates her for having these connections and not having to work the way others do. She gets to interview with a Braodway-affiliated producer because of her cousin. Now, she gets the Jovani gig because of her Aunt. On the one hand, way to represent, but on the other, could she actually get a gig on her own? Admittedly, that would negate other MTV reality shows like the Hills, etc. But still . . . Lol to Chet for calling her out. But, double-lol to her for calling out Chet’s goofiness. While I doubt Devyn will hold onto the job for long, I’ll cross my fingers.
2 of 11 | Posted by anicho01 | Posted on March 10, 2009 9:01 PM
I have to say this: I find Chet to be the ugliest looking guy I've seen.
3 of 11 | Posted by realitytvwhore | Posted on March 10, 2009 9:42 PM
as a REAL p.r. professional, let me sum up devyn in one word: UGH!
4 of 11 | Posted by baymenxpac | Posted on March 11, 2009 9:23 AM
"A whole restaurant devoted to HoHos. Great idea!"
I loved this screenshot, but actually it's a freaking brilliant idea. I could totally see myself dumping 90% of my disposable income in a place like that
5 of 11 | Posted by waffleboy09 | Posted on March 11, 2009 11:45 AM
"A girl who looks like a boy tells Katelynn they want to do a presentation."
I think the recapper meant "ANOTHER girl who looks like a boy."
Real World nauseates me because you have to wonder how many naive teens watching it think that their dream is going to fall into their lap (or it will come find them as they're getting stupid drunk at the local bar.) You watch some clueless wonder chirp "I want to be an actress, or a singer, or maybe a clothing designer, or there was that time when I wanted to be a news anchor!" and the next day, MTV has set them up with a fake job. They never do a thing to earn any of these opportunities. Phew. Now that I've got that off my chest, I gotta go chase some kids off my lawn...
6 of 11 | Posted by NotWithoutMyTV | Posted on March 11, 2009 1:23 PM
my bf and i were eating dinner when kaitlynn started to talk about her "man-made-hole" and how she needs to dialate. my bf got so grossed out and made me change it. it ruined his din-din.
7 of 11 | Posted by loves2play05 | Posted on March 11, 2009 2:09 PM
I'm guessing Devyn's never heard of Cheesecake Factory? LOL.
8 of 11 | Posted by slutty_whore | Posted on March 11, 2009 3:51 PM
Well anicho01 sometimes it really is "Not what you know but who you know." Most people struggle to just get a break, but not everyone.
I dislike Chet and I am glad he is stuck with a name like Chester. The only funny thing about him is to see how much he is in love with Ryan but would never admit it to himself.
9 of 11 | Posted by dreamkeeper | Posted on March 11, 2009 3:56 PM
I can't believe nobody's said anything about Chet's mother's voice...so I will: nails on a chalkboard.
10 of 11 | Posted by heygirl | Posted on March 11, 2009 5:09 PM
I heard on the Innerweb that Kaitlynn has made an exclusive deal with Costco to distribute her book, entitled "It's Not A Dildo, It's a Medical Device!"
There's talk of a follow-up book, possibly titled "Crysalis: How Pretty Boys Become Ugly Girls".
11 of 11 | Posted by NotWithoutMyTV | Posted on March 12, 2009 7:07 AM