Well, something tells me we'll be returning to this drama at some point, but for now we tag along with Scotty for some more modeling pictures! Today's high profile photographer is a chubby bearded guy who calls Scotty "man pretty". And they put makeup on him for some of the pics. Really pretty! Scotty kind of seems like he knows what he's doing. But I reserve final judgment until I see the contact sheets.

Uh oh K. Competition.

Back at the house, Katelynn and Scotty are giving each other massages and talking about how much they love each other and their friendship. That means it's doomed. And then the postman comes! It's an official invite to watch the MTV movie Pedro. I know it's serious, and I'm sorry to be wrong, but for some reason, I start thinking Pedro! The Musical might have been an entertaining way to go.

Surprise, surprise, JD, this season's gay, Cuban guy from Miami identifies with Pedro. Perhaps he was cast for this reason. They go to the screening, and some MTV lady gets up in front of the group and very self-importantly tells the group a little bit about what a pioneer Pedro was and a lot about what a pioneer MTV was for putting him on television.

Then they watch the movie. Everyone's moved and sad. Then we meet Pete, an MTV suit in a suit and a baseball cap. That means he's just gotten hair transplants. It's the lamest look ever. Shave your head and be proud, Pete. "What's your reaction?" he asks them smugly. The girls giggle and talk about needing a tissue box.

Let's focus on this season's tragedy.

But there are interesting reactions. Ryan points out that where he's from, HIV is just a big city problem. And JD thinks that it's perfect timing for the film, because people are starting to think it's okay to have unprotected sex. I think he's totally right and it's pretty scary. But enough of the message, Pete wants the roomies to throw a screening!

Pete decrees that there should be two hosts for the screening. Chet immediately leaps at the opportunity. And then he tells us about it in an interview he's done in a black vest, again with nothing under it. It doesn't have the same shock factor as the lavender naked vest look, but I am shocked that he'd duplicate the look. Did he really think it was so successful the first time?

But forget about the wardrobe for a second, Chet's got bigger problems. Well, I still think the naked vest look is his biggest problem, but he's all upset because the roomies don't want him to be the host! What? Are they serious? Don't they know that's what Chet does? He is a host! The host! He's hosted web videos on unknown bands! What do they want, some amateur?

Well, they don't want Chet because he's never had sex. See, virginity really is good for nothing. Chet thinks it's nonsense, but he's an island. That's right, even his boyfriend Ryan thinks he's the wrong dude for the job. So Chet bitches about it all the way home, and then goes down to the gym to sulk about it.

Dear diary, I lost my CHET hat and am now going to kill myself.

Luckily, he has a sweet and caring boyfriend in Ryan, who comes downstairs to find out what's wrong with Chet. Chet whines like a little a bitch, and Ryan tells him he's being overly sensitive and it's about the movie's message, not their careers. "I know it's about the message! But all of you telling at me 'You can't do this, Chet' was really offensive to me!" Chet yells back, showing a very clear understanding of the whole message thing.

Back upstairs, the planning session is in progress. Ryan is presiding in the enormous cowboy hat, which makes it the best Real World meeting ever, in my eyes. The battle over who gets to be the host continues, and actually, we were so busy listening to Chet cry about it, I didn't even realize that the two other people who wanted to do it were Katelynn and JD.

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