Later, Ayiiia is playing pool with CJ. Also, she's getting on Joey's nerves. I really don't know what the hell it has to do with him, but all of the sudden he's telling her that he likes her better with her mouth shut. Then he meets with everybody's gay bestie Derek to first brag that he's gotten Ayiiia to hate him, and then to confess what a "no drama" kind of guy he really is. Meanwhile, Ayiiia is telling the battle story to Jasmine, and telling us how she "doesn't deal with sarcasm". She and I are so not going to be friends.
That night out at the club, Joey has managed to stay awake long enough to have a bit of cigarette drama with the girls. They all go outside to smoke, and when Joey offers a match to Ayiiia, she snubs him and uses Jasmine's already lit cigarette instead! Major scandal! Joey of course makes a big deal about it, Ayiiia pretends like it's no big deal at all, which of course makes it look like an even bigger deal. Either way, it's trouble brewing and that's a good thing.
Joeiiiagate
The next morning they are awakened to a ton of sunshine and a package from Student City Tours. And it's kind of bad news - now they have a job. It is a spring break related one though. Later on, Christina the program director comes over to brief the roomies on the new gig. I see where she's going with the hairdo, but she didn't quite make it all the way. She looks like she plays softball.
Farrah Fawcett can't be ok with this.
The job is to provide a service that's "fun and hassle free". Fun and hassle free for the spring breakers means a big pain in the ass for everyone else. Oh, but it gets worse. There are rules. First - no fraternizing with the students. Joey's not too concerned. Over eighteen's not really his crowd. Christina tells them that the students are identified by an orange wristband. Um, good luck with that, cause CJ's already planning on finding a honey with a real delicate wrist.
Next rule - no drinking. No smoking. Even when not in uniform. "So basically, no being intoxicated in public at all," Mistress Christina continues. Telling our Real Worlders not to drink and hook up? Who does she think she is? And there's more and more and more. They can't be in contests. They can't violate the rules or they will be sent home. Concluded with, "This is going to be the best experience of your life!" Really? You're assigning a bunch of attention whoring twenty year olds babysitting duty in Cancun? During spring break? Best experience of their lives, huh? Thanks for ruining everything, Christina.
After the total downer with Christina, "snuggle buddies" Rihanna and CJ are curled up in a hammock. From the way she's pressing her butt into CJ's body, you can totally tell how much she misses Boyfriend. So much so, that she dislodges herself from CJ to call him back home and remind him how he's the only one.
Let's not get drunk and not f right now.
While she's gone, Brawny decides to teach CJ the "dangers of unprotected snuggling". He's going to crawl into the hammock with CJ so he thinks it's Rihanna. Rihanna's totally onboard with the whole thing, and even lends Brawny a wig and some perfume to make it totally authentic. Brawny slides into the hammock, and CJ puts his arms around him and gets comfy. It lasts a few seconds before he looks up, and the look on his face is priceless. I confess I laughed my ass off. Brawny tumbles off the hammock laughing, and he's not even up off the floor before Rihanna is climbing back in there with CJ. What better way to remind her how much she loves her boyfriend who she just got off the phone with?
That looks more expensive than Rhi's weave.
In bed that night, Ayiiia and Jasmine are talking about Rihanna. This is a catty group! I'm really enjoying it. Anyway, they don't think she's especially friendly with the girls, but she's super flirty with the boys. Then they gossip about how she's probably going to cheat on Boyfriend.
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Comments (10)
"CJ respects me! CJ respects Boyfriend! As soon as she gets home, she's back on the phone with Boyfriend, who sounds like he's about to die without her. This is so boring. And who does she think she's fooling?"
yeah, no kidding!!! i've been watching this shit since 1991!!! lol! same formula from the early 1990's, who knew?
1 of 10 | Posted by mrngstar | Posted on July 2, 2009 5:25 PM
sorry but aiiiyahhiaiai really annoys me. "i don't like sarcasm whine whine." deal with it? it's called, a sense of humor, and she doesn't have one. if she was screaming "herpes on your lip" at me at the top of her drunken lungs i'd be pretty pissed, too, even if it was true.
i feel bad for the roommates because their job SUCKS. i can understand not being able to drink and smoke while on the job, but the whole time they're there...? it's a little ridick and doesn't sound like much fun at all.
2 of 10 | Posted by kmh5125 | Posted on July 2, 2009 5:43 PM
A few comments:
Chickbomb, didn't we have girls versus boys in Brooklyn last season and do you remember how vomit inducing that was?
Also, did anyone catch the confessional where Joey was talking how much he hates girls? My boyfriend was like, "Is he gay?" because his behavior was textbook homo (I'm a gay man, before anyone takes offense)
He promotes himself as drama-free, creates his own problems, and then plays the victim.... not cool!
Also, I like Jasmine more now too. Although, Derek suffered this week in my book. I don't get him saying he's neutral aka "Canada," but having an opinion and expressing it to everyone! I call Bullshit.
The CJ/Jonna relationship is annoying. Bring on Ayiia and Emily's insta-lesbianism next week!
3 of 10 | Posted by slutty_whore | Posted on July 3, 2009 4:09 AM
How does someone with 3 I's in their name not "get along" with sarcasm? When it comes down to it, I'd rather hang out with Joey than AyIIIa anyway. Actually, I'd rather hang out with Bronne because he's hilarious.
I'm really liking this season so far. It reminds me of Australia.I'm one of those dorks who has seen every season, too. For some reason I was randomly thinking of the Amaya / Colin relationship the other night. Weird, I know.
4 of 10 | Posted by sardini | Posted on July 3, 2009 7:23 AM
Ok, so first, just wanted to add the roommates getting on a bus isn't so weird bc in cancun there is a bus that runs up and down the strip for all of the drunk spring breakers to take instead of sketchy cabs.
Anyway, I think I actually dislike Derek the most. He is entirely too neutral...how could someone agree that spitting on someone's food was ok bc it was provoked?
I also really dislike Jonna and I don't really think she is as pretty as everyone says. I hate girls who can't get along with other girls.
Joey seems like he could be ok but has a lot of maturing to do. And the others seem ehh to me. They are all growing on me a little.
5 of 10 | Posted by yankeesfan | Posted on July 3, 2009 10:41 AM
Real World Cancun >>>>> Real World Brooklyn
I'm actually enjoyin this season so far...I had a few chuckles when Broone pretended to be Jo and ended up sacking up with CJ and the fake fight btw Joey and Ayaii was quite entertaining. I'm on team Joey from the whole altercation but he was shit outta luck when he started singing around the girls with his expensive guitar in hand.
I cant wait till next week when we see faux-lesbian hookup btw Ayaii and Emilee. The whole situation reminds me of the line Issac said about Rachel. "I think Rachel is a real Lesbian, not those, my dad didn't pay any attention to me, so I kiss random girls in club Lesbian."Issac def. deserves all the love he gets from us. That quote still gives me chuckles.
6 of 10 | Posted by lydecah89 | Posted on July 3, 2009 2:46 PM
Did anyone notice, during all the gratuitous cuddling, that it looked like Rihanna didn't have her "promise piercing" in? It looked like she had it off, then it would show her with a band-aid on.
I also tend to side with Joey, even though the whole thing was pretty stupid. Who doesn't like sarcasm? Sheesh.
7 of 10 | Posted by HandyManda | Posted on July 3, 2009 4:11 PM
Awesome recap Chick Bomb. The screenshots of CJ and Rihanna had me laughing out loud.
I think when Derek is saying he's Canada, it doesn't mean he's neutral, it means he's boring. It's a subtle difference.
I always tell all my friends when they go to Mexico they need to take the bus at least once. It's kind of like public transportation meets The Road Warrior, and is the most excitement you'll ever be able to buy in your life for a quarter.
"This will be the best experience of your life." Really Christina, well what the hell about my life, huh? The only reason I had decided to watch this show this season was to see drunken Real Worlders go pinballing around a prime party location, and now that's been taken away from me. This is all looking like a bait and switch situation right now, and I feel violated. Please God, let these yahoos have enough common sense to just come home to the Real World suite and get trashed there.
Anyway, awesome recap and keep them coming.
8 of 10 | Posted by waffleboy09 | Posted on July 4, 2009 6:41 PM
Grrrrrreat recap Chickbomb!
I normally don't comment or anything, but I just had to let you know that everyone's favorite egomaniac Megan is getting her own show subtly titled "Megan Wants A Millionaire". Fail.
9 of 10 | Posted by mrawesome | Posted on July 4, 2009 8:55 PM
I can't believe no one's said it yet -- My first impression of Emiliee was "OMG - Colie 2.0!!"
10 of 10 | Posted by jennm926 | Posted on July 6, 2009 10:27 AM