Back at the house, Ayiiia's sobbing about how she can't live like this. In the kitchen, Joey's telling everyone's gay bestie Derek that if you make a joke about him, he spits in your food. That's just the way it is with him, he says smugly. Of course it's perfectly fine for him to make a joke about anyone else, and if they spit in his food, I'm sure there would be a whole new argument - "If someone spits in my food I...pee on their toothbrush!" It would be a never ending cycle. "Please don't spit in my food," Derek tells Joey. Joey assures him he's safe. Just don't say anything about the herpes on his lip. Oh, ewww! He has herpes. That makes the spitting even grosser. I shudder.
They all meet up in the kitchen, all except Ayiiia who wisely stays out of the way. But Jasmine and Insecuritee fight her battle. They explain to Joey that spitting in people's food is not nice. I can not believe there are really people in the world who need that explained to them. "You know what you said, and you know what you did!" he tells them. Oh, we've reached drama of LC/Heidi proportions. From the no drama guy, no less. He defends his "sunburn" but he never denies herpes. Far too defensive for me to declare him disease free.
"If you spit on her food, who's to say you won't spit on my food someday?" Jasmine wants to know, "And I'll be damned if it happens to me, cause I'll be sent home real quick, real quick." And I'll be damned if she isn't growing on me. Just maybe less than an inch.
The girls go outside to eat their hard won tacos, to the tune of Joey yelling idiotically at them. They're kind of laughing at him at this point. Rihanna makes her way outside to pick up her taco - Rihanna, who spend the entire time ignoring what was going on while she snuggled with CJ, and ignoring what was going on while she ate ham and cheese on the bed with everyone's gay bestie Derek. Now she wants one of the prized tacos. The girls tell her none left, cause they got spit on. And Rihanna's pissed. "Don't tell me you're going to give me a taco and then not give me one," she bitches. Then she complains to Derek about how childish they are.
Back outside we're still rehashing the Joey drama. "I didn't deserve what happened," Ayiiia whines. Insecuritee reveals the real reason she's onboard with the whole fight - she's happy other people are finally seeing Joey's true colors. The true colors that make fun of Hooters. And speaking of, that asshole's back. He comes outside with his guitar and starts singing some obnoxious song about how nobody cares about them.
The water will now break out in sores.
The girls retaliate by throwing water all over him and his guitar, and still he won't leave. Insecuritee just screams really loud. But the water finally does it, and he's ultimately chased away. He retreats to some other part of the balcony where he looks out at the ocean...and cries? Well, now. Shoe's not so comfy on the other foot, is it?
Derek, who else, comes over to console him. And to blame everything on the girls! "They ruined my guitar," Joey sobs. "They're just bitches!" screeches Derek. Oh, of course. The herpes spit was a show of friendship, but the water on the guitar - and Joey could have walked away from that splashing party anytime he wanted - that was just plain wrong.
"I own very little. I have my guitar and some clothes. That's my stuff," Joey tells us, making a full play for the sympathy vote. Derek comes back to the girls to accuse them of ruining Joey's $ 1,000 guitar, but they're really not feeling too bad about it. "He could have walked out at the first splash," one of the girls says. My point exactly. Then Derek pulls the inevitable, "This has nothing to do with me" that people sticking their noses in business that has nothing to do with them always say. "Then don't get involved," they tell him. Another good point! I'm totally on the girl team.
Don't cry out loud.
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Comments (10)
"CJ respects me! CJ respects Boyfriend! As soon as she gets home, she's back on the phone with Boyfriend, who sounds like he's about to die without her. This is so boring. And who does she think she's fooling?"
yeah, no kidding!!! i've been watching this shit since 1991!!! lol! same formula from the early 1990's, who knew?
1 of 10 | Posted by mrngstar | Posted on July 2, 2009 5:25 PM
sorry but aiiiyahhiaiai really annoys me. "i don't like sarcasm whine whine." deal with it? it's called, a sense of humor, and she doesn't have one. if she was screaming "herpes on your lip" at me at the top of her drunken lungs i'd be pretty pissed, too, even if it was true.
i feel bad for the roommates because their job SUCKS. i can understand not being able to drink and smoke while on the job, but the whole time they're there...? it's a little ridick and doesn't sound like much fun at all.
2 of 10 | Posted by kmh5125 | Posted on July 2, 2009 5:43 PM
A few comments:
Chickbomb, didn't we have girls versus boys in Brooklyn last season and do you remember how vomit inducing that was?
Also, did anyone catch the confessional where Joey was talking how much he hates girls? My boyfriend was like, "Is he gay?" because his behavior was textbook homo (I'm a gay man, before anyone takes offense)
He promotes himself as drama-free, creates his own problems, and then plays the victim.... not cool!
Also, I like Jasmine more now too. Although, Derek suffered this week in my book. I don't get him saying he's neutral aka "Canada," but having an opinion and expressing it to everyone! I call Bullshit.
The CJ/Jonna relationship is annoying. Bring on Ayiia and Emily's insta-lesbianism next week!
3 of 10 | Posted by slutty_whore | Posted on July 3, 2009 4:09 AM
How does someone with 3 I's in their name not "get along" with sarcasm? When it comes down to it, I'd rather hang out with Joey than AyIIIa anyway. Actually, I'd rather hang out with Bronne because he's hilarious.
I'm really liking this season so far. It reminds me of Australia.I'm one of those dorks who has seen every season, too. For some reason I was randomly thinking of the Amaya / Colin relationship the other night. Weird, I know.
4 of 10 | Posted by sardini | Posted on July 3, 2009 7:23 AM
Ok, so first, just wanted to add the roommates getting on a bus isn't so weird bc in cancun there is a bus that runs up and down the strip for all of the drunk spring breakers to take instead of sketchy cabs.
Anyway, I think I actually dislike Derek the most. He is entirely too neutral...how could someone agree that spitting on someone's food was ok bc it was provoked?
I also really dislike Jonna and I don't really think she is as pretty as everyone says. I hate girls who can't get along with other girls.
Joey seems like he could be ok but has a lot of maturing to do. And the others seem ehh to me. They are all growing on me a little.
5 of 10 | Posted by yankeesfan | Posted on July 3, 2009 10:41 AM
Real World Cancun >>>>> Real World Brooklyn
I'm actually enjoyin this season so far...I had a few chuckles when Broone pretended to be Jo and ended up sacking up with CJ and the fake fight btw Joey and Ayaii was quite entertaining. I'm on team Joey from the whole altercation but he was shit outta luck when he started singing around the girls with his expensive guitar in hand.
I cant wait till next week when we see faux-lesbian hookup btw Ayaii and Emilee. The whole situation reminds me of the line Issac said about Rachel. "I think Rachel is a real Lesbian, not those, my dad didn't pay any attention to me, so I kiss random girls in club Lesbian."Issac def. deserves all the love he gets from us. That quote still gives me chuckles.
6 of 10 | Posted by lydecah89 | Posted on July 3, 2009 2:46 PM
Did anyone notice, during all the gratuitous cuddling, that it looked like Rihanna didn't have her "promise piercing" in? It looked like she had it off, then it would show her with a band-aid on.
I also tend to side with Joey, even though the whole thing was pretty stupid. Who doesn't like sarcasm? Sheesh.
7 of 10 | Posted by HandyManda | Posted on July 3, 2009 4:11 PM
Awesome recap Chick Bomb. The screenshots of CJ and Rihanna had me laughing out loud.
I think when Derek is saying he's Canada, it doesn't mean he's neutral, it means he's boring. It's a subtle difference.
I always tell all my friends when they go to Mexico they need to take the bus at least once. It's kind of like public transportation meets The Road Warrior, and is the most excitement you'll ever be able to buy in your life for a quarter.
"This will be the best experience of your life." Really Christina, well what the hell about my life, huh? The only reason I had decided to watch this show this season was to see drunken Real Worlders go pinballing around a prime party location, and now that's been taken away from me. This is all looking like a bait and switch situation right now, and I feel violated. Please God, let these yahoos have enough common sense to just come home to the Real World suite and get trashed there.
Anyway, awesome recap and keep them coming.
8 of 10 | Posted by waffleboy09 | Posted on July 4, 2009 6:41 PM
Grrrrrreat recap Chickbomb!
I normally don't comment or anything, but I just had to let you know that everyone's favorite egomaniac Megan is getting her own show subtly titled "Megan Wants A Millionaire". Fail.
9 of 10 | Posted by mrawesome | Posted on July 4, 2009 8:55 PM
I can't believe no one's said it yet -- My first impression of Emiliee was "OMG - Colie 2.0!!"
10 of 10 | Posted by jennm926 | Posted on July 6, 2009 10:27 AM