The next day, Joey, Brawny and Derek are still carrying on about the guitar. And indeed, they agree that the herpes spit was far worse than the water on the guitar! That he could have walked away from at any time, I feel compelled to add again. "I could reimburse them for a meal. They can't reimburse me for my guitar," he laments. Oh, please. Like you were ever reimbursing anyone for that herpes ridden taco.
Later on, Joey gets on the phone with his Mom who asks him if he made himself look bad. Mama knows her diseased boy. She tells him it's a no go, and he has to make it right. He agrees. Well, sort of. He says that he needs to make amends with the people he doesn't have problems with, but he's still going to ignore the person he doesn't like.
He goes to Insecuritee first. But he's still playing victim. You broke my guitar, I would never damage anyone's personal property, waaah waaah waaah. Insecuritee's not really buying it, but she does agree to make up with him. She's "super glad" about it. And glad that "he's a person and not just this asshole all the time." Don't speak to soon, sweetie.
And it's another night out in Cancun. Rihanna and CJ are dancing. On a stripper pole. There's grinding. It's all just a show of love for Boyfriend, I'm sure. And as they leave the club, CJ tries to kiss Rihanna. "I have a boyfriend, remember?" she says. CJ respects me! CJ respects Boyfriend! As soon as she gets home, she's back on the phone with Boyfriend, who sounds like he's about to die without her. This is so boring. And who does she think she's fooling?
The next day, Jasmine, Derek, Joey and Ayiiia are on the beach. Derek and Jasmine slip out of the picture, and Joey asks Ayiiia out on a walk. He tells us he doesn't like bad blood. Just as much as he doesn't like drama, right? He tells her he knows he did wrong, and he knows he got what he asked for. She gives him a pretty hard time, but in the end all's well that ends well. Big hugs, cheery pop music and promises of new tacos all around.
So that guitar isn't ruined? Back to the drawing board.
And then it's time for another practical joke! They decide to go back into the house and act like there was a big blowout between Ayiiia and Joey and that she hit him. They do their prep in the elevator. And they pull it off! It is not a bad performance at all. The most interesting thing about it is when they report to Rihanna, she flippantly comments, "She's going home, then," and snickers. Not a girl's girl, and I don't like it.
And that's it. Next week, Ayiiia and Insecuritee go from what looks like some kind of sex to a "Everyone hates you!" and "You're a waste of life!" fight. I have no idea how it happens, but it looks pretty caliente. Til then...
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"CJ respects me! CJ respects Boyfriend! As soon as she gets home, she's back on the phone with Boyfriend, who sounds like he's about to die without her. This is so boring. And who does she think she's fooling?"
yeah, no kidding!!! i've been watching this shit since 1991!!! lol! same formula from the early 1990's, who knew?
1 of 10 | Posted by mrngstar | Posted on July 2, 2009 5:25 PM
sorry but aiiiyahhiaiai really annoys me. "i don't like sarcasm whine whine." deal with it? it's called, a sense of humor, and she doesn't have one. if she was screaming "herpes on your lip" at me at the top of her drunken lungs i'd be pretty pissed, too, even if it was true.
i feel bad for the roommates because their job SUCKS. i can understand not being able to drink and smoke while on the job, but the whole time they're there...? it's a little ridick and doesn't sound like much fun at all.
2 of 10 | Posted by kmh5125 | Posted on July 2, 2009 5:43 PM
A few comments:
Chickbomb, didn't we have girls versus boys in Brooklyn last season and do you remember how vomit inducing that was?
Also, did anyone catch the confessional where Joey was talking how much he hates girls? My boyfriend was like, "Is he gay?" because his behavior was textbook homo (I'm a gay man, before anyone takes offense)
He promotes himself as drama-free, creates his own problems, and then plays the victim.... not cool!
Also, I like Jasmine more now too. Although, Derek suffered this week in my book. I don't get him saying he's neutral aka "Canada," but having an opinion and expressing it to everyone! I call Bullshit.
The CJ/Jonna relationship is annoying. Bring on Ayiia and Emily's insta-lesbianism next week!
3 of 10 | Posted by slutty_whore | Posted on July 3, 2009 4:09 AM
How does someone with 3 I's in their name not "get along" with sarcasm? When it comes down to it, I'd rather hang out with Joey than AyIIIa anyway. Actually, I'd rather hang out with Bronne because he's hilarious.
I'm really liking this season so far. It reminds me of Australia.I'm one of those dorks who has seen every season, too. For some reason I was randomly thinking of the Amaya / Colin relationship the other night. Weird, I know.
4 of 10 | Posted by sardini | Posted on July 3, 2009 7:23 AM
Ok, so first, just wanted to add the roommates getting on a bus isn't so weird bc in cancun there is a bus that runs up and down the strip for all of the drunk spring breakers to take instead of sketchy cabs.
Anyway, I think I actually dislike Derek the most. He is entirely too neutral...how could someone agree that spitting on someone's food was ok bc it was provoked?
I also really dislike Jonna and I don't really think she is as pretty as everyone says. I hate girls who can't get along with other girls.
Joey seems like he could be ok but has a lot of maturing to do. And the others seem ehh to me. They are all growing on me a little.
5 of 10 | Posted by yankeesfan | Posted on July 3, 2009 10:41 AM
Real World Cancun >>>>> Real World Brooklyn
I'm actually enjoyin this season so far...I had a few chuckles when Broone pretended to be Jo and ended up sacking up with CJ and the fake fight btw Joey and Ayaii was quite entertaining. I'm on team Joey from the whole altercation but he was shit outta luck when he started singing around the girls with his expensive guitar in hand.
I cant wait till next week when we see faux-lesbian hookup btw Ayaii and Emilee. The whole situation reminds me of the line Issac said about Rachel. "I think Rachel is a real Lesbian, not those, my dad didn't pay any attention to me, so I kiss random girls in club Lesbian."Issac def. deserves all the love he gets from us. That quote still gives me chuckles.
6 of 10 | Posted by lydecah89 | Posted on July 3, 2009 2:46 PM
Did anyone notice, during all the gratuitous cuddling, that it looked like Rihanna didn't have her "promise piercing" in? It looked like she had it off, then it would show her with a band-aid on.
I also tend to side with Joey, even though the whole thing was pretty stupid. Who doesn't like sarcasm? Sheesh.
7 of 10 | Posted by HandyManda | Posted on July 3, 2009 4:11 PM
Awesome recap Chick Bomb. The screenshots of CJ and Rihanna had me laughing out loud.
I think when Derek is saying he's Canada, it doesn't mean he's neutral, it means he's boring. It's a subtle difference.
I always tell all my friends when they go to Mexico they need to take the bus at least once. It's kind of like public transportation meets The Road Warrior, and is the most excitement you'll ever be able to buy in your life for a quarter.
"This will be the best experience of your life." Really Christina, well what the hell about my life, huh? The only reason I had decided to watch this show this season was to see drunken Real Worlders go pinballing around a prime party location, and now that's been taken away from me. This is all looking like a bait and switch situation right now, and I feel violated. Please God, let these yahoos have enough common sense to just come home to the Real World suite and get trashed there.
Anyway, awesome recap and keep them coming.
8 of 10 | Posted by waffleboy09 | Posted on July 4, 2009 6:41 PM
Grrrrrreat recap Chickbomb!
I normally don't comment or anything, but I just had to let you know that everyone's favorite egomaniac Megan is getting her own show subtly titled "Megan Wants A Millionaire". Fail.
9 of 10 | Posted by mrawesome | Posted on July 4, 2009 8:55 PM
I can't believe no one's said it yet -- My first impression of Emiliee was "OMG - Colie 2.0!!"
10 of 10 | Posted by jennm926 | Posted on July 6, 2009 10:27 AM