And CJ tells us that now that he's single, he's ready to go wild! We're going to see a much less guarded CJ, he tells us seriously. Then he gets cornrows in his hair. I don't see tying your hair in knots as much of a metaphor for freedom, but no denying it's a shocking and crazy move. And after those three long days of seeing him stifled by evil, jealous Danielle, I'm really happy to just see him cutting loose.
Doesn't do your ears any favors, but otherwise, cute.
That night, Insecuritee is told of the breakup and is all fake sad for causing it. "I'm a homewrecker!" she giggles. She discusses the sitch with CJ, and they're both very quick to say they didn't do anything wrong. Too quick. They totally hooked up. But Insecuritee wants to be dramatic and needy about it, so she crawls into bed with everybody's gay bestie Derek and tells him she has a crush on CJ and she feels guilty. Meanwhile, Rihanna's in the confessional calling CJ "Christian", which of course proves that she's the one who really knows him. Over in the bed, Insecuritee decides that the best way to handle her crush is to have a caucus with him, her and Derek in Derek's bed.
"I'm mad at you!" she whines as soon as CJ gets to the meeting at Derek's bed. CJ and Derek laugh at her while she acts self righteously devastated over causing a breakup. She finally sulks away and crawls in bed with her teddy bear while her slutty roommate Rihanna prances over to the phone in her bikini to remind Boyfriend how she's his forever and ever.
So, I think this is gonna be one enchilada of a soap opera! Will CJ have sex with every girl in the house? Will Rihanna do it with all the guys? Will Insecuritee have a nervous breakdown? Will Ayiiia and Jasmine have a "I was just telling it like it is!" fight resulting in one of them getting kicked out? Will Gay Bestie get a story line of his own? Will I run out of Mexican puns to spice up my recaps? See you next week for more...
That's her entire suitcase.
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Comments (14)
Fastest recap evah??
Thank you for getting me up to date, haven't watched the show yet......
Wow, a Mexico resort town and these fools?
Hilariosity is bound to ensue... ( at least in these recaps I am sure!)
Loved it!
1 of 14 | Posted by Sweetleaf | Posted on June 25, 2009 8:26 AM
You generally don't like short people?
2 of 14 | Posted by fineprint | Posted on June 25, 2009 8:30 AM
I'm sure CJ has completly blown his chance now of getting into the NFL. Because what every NFL team wants is a player who spends his off season being filmed by MTV getting trashed and hooking up with girls instead of conditioning and training.
3 of 14 | Posted by blazergirl | Posted on June 25, 2009 11:49 AM
"Although she does admit to the whole Napoleon complex, and I respect that cause although I'm not short, I'm definitely a dictator. "
: ) so funny
4 of 14 | Posted by irina0717 | Posted on June 25, 2009 3:09 PM
Yeah...explain why you don't like short people. Do you know what we (short people) have to go through to post a comment? I have to jump from key to key just to spell ONE word.
Moving on. I don't like that way young American tourists treat Mexico. I mean no one would go out and puke in public were they in Paris (France, that is). Of couse they puke if they were in Paris Hitlon. Usually the country is treated like a trash can.
I live in a border town and when I used to go down to the clubs down there, man those kids didn't give a f...care.
Besides, isn't anyone scared of all the kidnappings/killings down there? Some bad peeps are bound to think that MTV would pay a pretty penny for a liquored up/drugged up "bro" from the USA.
5 of 14 | Posted by uglycutie | Posted on June 25, 2009 5:13 PM
aaaaand does anyone elsed think they moved the show down there because legal drinking age is 18? This way the cast can be younger and dumber and we would avoid any pesky maturity or common sense.
6 of 14 | Posted by uglycutie | Posted on June 25, 2009 5:16 PM
actually im pretty sure everyone in the cast is 21+ or the majority anyways... and i work for a company that deals with the legal aspects of reality filming.. and even tho the drinking age their is 18... mtv can promote 18 year olds drinking so it actually wouldnt benefit filming in any other way...
anyways...
a ring piercing? yeah... right up there with tatooing someone's name on you...
7 of 14 | Posted by jthomps | Posted on June 25, 2009 9:24 PM
did anyone else watch the show endurance? probably not. well its basically survivor for teenagers. jonna was on the first season. i think she won the whole thing. i hated her then and i hate her now. she was that girl who would win and then would cry about having to send people to fight for their lives on the show. i always hate those people. but yeah cj is BANGIN
8 of 14 | Posted by preppyboy | Posted on June 25, 2009 10:18 PM
Bronne reminds me of Isaac a little bit. Btw, I think Isaac is the funniest real world cast member ever, his whole speech from the Duel 2, about "I think Rachel is a real Lesbian, not those, my dad didn't pay any attention to me, so I kiss random girls in club Lesbian." still gets a chuckle out of me.
9 of 14 | Posted by nflow | Posted on June 26, 2009 12:10 AM
Joey is a hoot. Even though he is probably a total ass, it seems funny to me. Also, did anyone notice the line in Rihanna's boyfriend's little list of things that he loved about her that said "you cleaning me"? Huh?
10 of 14 | Posted by texasgal75 | Posted on June 26, 2009 1:53 AM
Chickboooooomb! Welcome back, and I think this seasons has MUCH more promise to damage the image of young people in our country today than those snoozers in Brooklyn and their silly pranks and paeans to tampons. I'm so glad you're here to help us through it. Glad to have you back again!
love, J-Mo :)
11 of 14 | Posted by J-Mo | Posted on June 26, 2009 10:50 AM
I have decided that Joey is my favorite. And he's kinda hot in a skeevy way. Like you said, his excitement to get some "ass" didn't even bother me. I actually thought it was cute! I hope he hooks up with Jonna and wins his bet.
CJ is hot too, but he reminds me of a hotter version of the goober hillbilly from Australia. What was his name, Coda, or something? Anyhoo, my money's on him to sleep with a roommate first. Probably Emilee.
12 of 14 | Posted by jadestarla | Posted on June 26, 2009 5:44 PM
It seems to me that they took the Brooklyn casting template (token black girl, meathead jock, puerto rican gay man, etc.) and applied it to a locale that would be more amenable to drama. Not that I'm complaining... YET!
13 of 14 | Posted by slutty_whore | Posted on June 30, 2009 5:44 AM
Excellent recap as always! Against my better judgment, I have started watching AGAIN, even though I swore I wouldn't. I'm almost as old as CJ, and since he's too old to be on the show, I'm probably way too old to be watching it. Allllllso.....I do not find Joey endearing; I think he is trying too hard and I find him to be a douche. But that's most likely because cocky, skinny-jeans-clad musicians are not my thang.
And why do people with the theory that they're ohhhhhhh-soooooo-in-loooooove with their significant other back home, but they can have "cuddle buddies" of the opposite sex while away because it's completely "innocent" keep showing up on these shows? Good god, it is NOT innocent. Does MTV seek these people out?!........Oh, wait. Did I really just ask that? Of course they do.
14 of 14 | Posted by andreak1013 | Posted on July 1, 2009 6:57 PM