Welcome back to what I'm calling the Perfect Real World Storm in Cancun! We've had fighting, flirting, sex, drinking, herpes, destruction of property, tears...the list goes on, and that's even before tonight's lesbian roommate lovers who become arch enemies before episode's end. And we're only in the third week! We still have swine flu to look forward to! Ready for mas?
Either close the gap or shut your mouth at least part of the time. You're making us uncomfortable.
So, Rihanna is a hairdresser. She's even got the small town hairdresser ensemble, rag around the head, tight shirt. I bet you anything there's a pair of Jessica Simpson heels on under those jeans. She's styling CJ's hair, by the way. Jasmine - remember her? I think I wrote her name once last week - tells us that Rihanna is very sweet to the boys and pretty much ignores the girls. That's definitely what it seems like.
Brawny's up next. And he's letting her shave his head! Insecure Emilee comments that Rihanna's probably not used to having girlfriends. No, and she probably doesn't care about getting any either. If she wanted to be friends with your ass, she's be hanging out with you. If she wanted to be a ho, she'd be giving all the boys haircuts in a low cut shirt.
I rest my case.
That night, they're out at the club and Rihanna's dancing up a storm with the boys and none of them are paying the slightest bit of attention to the other three girls. Ayiiia tells us she feels jealous. Because Rihanna is "able to open up to the boys, and she can't open up to the girls". And then Ayiiia goes missing. The rest of the roomies are ready to go, and she's nowhere to be found. They hunt and hunt for her, and then they find her. Okay, so she got separated. Does this pass for a story?
I guess it does because we're still on it when we get back to the house. Brawny's telling Ayiiia how they looked everywhere for her. And for reasons unknown, she's mad about it. She was at the exit. They should have looked at all exits. The roomies tell us how stupid it is. But they try to move past it with a resolution that when out as a group, they will all stick together. Who cares?
Ayiiia cares. She's really upset. She's taken to her bed and is now venting to CJ. I'm not bothering to jot it down though, because it's nonsense. CJ thinks so too. And you'd think maybe she'd sleep it off, but nope. Sure enough the next morning Ayiiia's still pissed off. Now it's over the messy house. Get a grip sweetie, you live with seven other people. She cleans the whole kitchen with Jasmine, and then starts griping about Rihanna, who of course cleans nothing. Rihanna just looks dirty. I think it's her hair. With or without weave, it's always kind of gross.
Brawny should return the favor.
Ayiiia is trying to get Rihanna to mop the patio, but Rihanna just ignores her. Wait, don't they live in a hotel? Where's the maid service? Rihanna is wearing a t-shirt printed with I Heart Jason. Who's Jason? Is that Boyfriend? I could have sworn it was Matt? Damn, this girl gets around. Rihanna is furious that Ayiiia is trying to order people around during her cleaning initiative. Joey, of all people, tells Rihanna to just ignore her. Which was hard to do with someone sticking a mop in your face, and will be even more difficult after Ayiiia sticks a big orange note up in the kitchen saying something like if you can eat, you can clean.
At the beach, the boys talk about how annoying Ayiiia is and how Rihanna's just one of the guys. Back in the house, the girls are kind of running around like idiots, all except Rihanna. The boys come back and talk about how much they love Rihanna and hate the other three. Then they pick Rihanna up, take her to lunch and continue to brainwash her against the other three girls.
Hair wash her, then brain wash her.
Or maybe they're calling it like they see it. While the boys are busy telling Rihanna that all the other girls do is talk about her, the other three girls back at the house doing just that! The girls are at the kitchen table talking about how they're going out that night without Rihanna. Ayiiia's bragging about how she dis-invited Rihanna. They head out for girls night, and back at the house the boys and Rihanna make fun of them.
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Comments (8)
Wait! You forgot to mention that Ayiiiiiiiia got dumped a week before her abortion and *that's* why she's such a bitch.
1 of 8 | Posted by jules128 | Posted on July 9, 2009 12:40 PM
Thank you MTV viewing audience for voting Aiiiiiiiya onto the cast. Anyone notice how her bf keeps trying to convince her to stay in Cancun? He wants no part of that drama either.
ALL the girls (except Jonna) are hella annoying. Jasmine included. She's managed to involve herself in every fight too.
I think Jonna is just a sweet girl and more forgiving that I would be. Besides if her behavior so far makes her a slut than I would have been the queen to all whores by now cause CJ would have permanent Uglycutie breath...hehe.
2 of 8 | Posted by uglycutie | Posted on July 9, 2009 1:06 PM
I was with the boys up until they were going on "gay" night and didn't wait for the girls who were in the bathroom. I do agree with them that it was extremely rude to invite people somewhere and not wait for them to go, although it seems to me that the girls would have known which club to go to and could have went if they really wanted to.
Christina, the boss, is actually Ice from I Love Money 2. LMAO.
Also, I kept thinking this episode that Ayiia had to be a plant because no real person could be this socially inept. Sydney's Parisa was a virgin and sexually awkward and Hollywood's Greg was just an asshole who got mistreated, but Ayiia has no redeeming qualities, all under the guise of "being real." What a fake, phony bitch scheming to get airtime.... how many challenges do you think we'll see her on?
I put the over/under at 4.
3 of 8 | Posted by slutty_whore | Posted on July 9, 2009 7:22 PM
Any paragraph where Ayiiia's name is repeatedly mentioned is so difficult to read because of the letter I overload. Three consecutive I's in one word is visually overwhelming...
4 of 8 | Posted by aljal | Posted on July 9, 2009 7:47 PM
I totally see why Rihanna just hung out with the guys! I usually love the Real World, but these biotches get on my nerves so damn bad I have to change the channel. I find myself yelling at the TV!! Thank God for your recaps!! LOL!
5 of 8 | Posted by brattygrl | Posted on July 9, 2009 11:36 PM
Ayia is just part of a long line of RW crazies, see recipe for her creation below:
To get that perfect gap-tooth/crazy grin: Start with the female version of Theo from Road Rules and countless challenges
To get that "I'm crazy as shit but it's not my fault because I have a disease or some other excuse": Throw in some Tonya from RW Chicago
To get that "I love the sound of my own voice so I just yell nonsense at the top of my lungs": Throw in some Melissa from Miami
To get that faux-lesbian hookup: throw in some Brooke from RW Denver (this also helps increase the crazy quota exponentially!)
And my personal favorite, to get that, "I don't care if anyone likes me, I'll just sit outside alone, drinking wine and talking to the plantlife": throw in a dash of Lisa from ANTM!
And there you have it: Ayiiiiiiiiiia!
6 of 8 | Posted by carmelicious | Posted on July 10, 2009 11:30 AM
I know this is the wrong episode im talking about this in, but damn, ok. No one in my book deserves their food to be spit on, but i really think she might be the only person ive seen that deserved that shit! shes that wretched. when i was watching i was like "what an asshole!" (for spitting) and my boyfriend is like, "why? she deserved it he tried to be nice to her and she continued to be a bitch for nothing" so hes right...people like that have it coming whether it be spitting or an ass whooping, which she needs. also, i am pro-choice, but i think that if you are going to scream "at least i wasnt adopted!" at someone, you might not wanna be someone whos had an abortion cause it just makes you look like, stupid! and really immature. anyways im bored and that bitch was annoying me and her teeth are jacked for reals.
7 of 8 | Posted by loves2play05 | Posted on July 10, 2009 3:27 PM
how come no one is saying anything about how Aiiya has a boyfriend but hooked up with Emilee? I know it's girls hooking up but isn't that still cheating??
8 of 8 | Posted by winks523 | Posted on July 14, 2009 2:17 PM