I don't know what happens on girls night, cause all we see is them doing a shot and then stumbling home wasted. It's Hangover-esque. Very topical. And then we see Emilee and Ayiiia in the confessional talking about how much they love each other. And then kicking Rihanna out of the room with all their giggling. And then hopping into bed together naked and yelling "Lesbians!"
So what happened? The next morning, Emilee & Ayiiia are super casual about it. Yeah, we hooked up. Yeah, it could happen again. We're both bisexual. So casual! I love it. It's a total non-event. They spend the next day at the pool together bonding. Ayiiia tells Emilee that she was her first. Emilee tells Ayiiia she was one of her "minions". Dip her in honey and throw her to the minions.
Why do lesbians insist on hooking up and then immediately locking each other in cages?
Meanwhile the boys are playing football. CJ tells us of his has been NFL dreams. I don't know why he's even bothering, but he is making some half assed attempt to kick a football around on the beach. They're happy with the boy/girl separation. The girls are happy. They're in the hot tub talking about what strong women they are and how much they hate men. Um, hating men makes you not really bisexual.
The next morning, Joey answers the phone and it's Christina of the Farrah-do gone horribly wrong. Also known as their boss at the tour company. Bottom line, they're going to an island to practice being tour leaders and the bus leaves at 8:30 am the next morning. But that doesn't stop Brawny and CJ from going out with Derek to the gay bar that night. "Gay me!" yells Brawny as they tart up for the evening. "You'll definitely get hit on," Derek assures him. Brawny is delighted.
Didn't see that one coming.
Oddly, they talk Emilee and Jasmine into going with them...and then ditch them. Well, that's kind of funny. Emilee and Jasmine end up waiting around downstairs in their cheap Hooters girls on the town outfits, and then giving up and drinking wine back in their hotel room and talking about how cool they are. At the gay bar, Brawny is acting, well, totally gay. Derek tells him that the girls are in the house asked him if Brawny was gay. Brawny laughs it off and then struts it out on the dance floor. I don't know what that means.
The next morning, the boys are still a little drunk and the girls are a little hungover. And cranky. Now it's the boys turn to run around the house like idiots and the girls to talk about how annoying they are. Emilee threatens to smash a mirror. Honestly, it would be a bigger event than the lesbian hookup. Then she gets pissed, and decides she's not going. Then there's swearing. Then the boys are making fun of Emilee. And now Emilee's upset.
"She gets upset at the littlest things," Ayiiia tells us. Oh hello pot, kettle's on the line for you, dear. And Emilee's throwing things and screaming. Again, there's a girl upset and I'm not really sure what about. Anyway, they all end up on a boat together going to some island for the day. The boat's serving breakfast, and it's making me hungry. I could really go for some I Hop right now. Sorry, back to Cancun. The boys and Rihanna all sit together, but Emilee and Jasmine sit at a different table. Even though Rihanna tells them she saved chairs! It's the Real World - Grade Five Class Trip.
Once they're off the boat, everyone's ready to have fun except Emilee. Of course. Even Ayiiia's hanging with the boys. Emilee does make a point about Ayiiia though, when the battle of the herpes spit taco was going on, Emilee did take Ayiiia's side. And Ayiiia expected her to. But when Emilee was in the battle of...the battle of...the battle of getting ready in the morning? Anyway, Ayiiia sided with everyone else.
You've enflamed your muffin top. Calm down.
So Emilee pretty much decides that she's not going to hang with the group, because she's not friends with them and she doesn't like them and they don't like her and now she's going to go eat worms and have a horrible day. The end.
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Comments (8)
Wait! You forgot to mention that Ayiiiiiiiia got dumped a week before her abortion and *that's* why she's such a bitch.
1 of 8 | Posted by jules128 | Posted on July 9, 2009 12:40 PM
Thank you MTV viewing audience for voting Aiiiiiiiya onto the cast. Anyone notice how her bf keeps trying to convince her to stay in Cancun? He wants no part of that drama either.
ALL the girls (except Jonna) are hella annoying. Jasmine included. She's managed to involve herself in every fight too.
I think Jonna is just a sweet girl and more forgiving that I would be. Besides if her behavior so far makes her a slut than I would have been the queen to all whores by now cause CJ would have permanent Uglycutie breath...hehe.
2 of 8 | Posted by uglycutie | Posted on July 9, 2009 1:06 PM
I was with the boys up until they were going on "gay" night and didn't wait for the girls who were in the bathroom. I do agree with them that it was extremely rude to invite people somewhere and not wait for them to go, although it seems to me that the girls would have known which club to go to and could have went if they really wanted to.
Christina, the boss, is actually Ice from I Love Money 2. LMAO.
Also, I kept thinking this episode that Ayiia had to be a plant because no real person could be this socially inept. Sydney's Parisa was a virgin and sexually awkward and Hollywood's Greg was just an asshole who got mistreated, but Ayiia has no redeeming qualities, all under the guise of "being real." What a fake, phony bitch scheming to get airtime.... how many challenges do you think we'll see her on?
I put the over/under at 4.
3 of 8 | Posted by slutty_whore | Posted on July 9, 2009 7:22 PM
Any paragraph where Ayiiia's name is repeatedly mentioned is so difficult to read because of the letter I overload. Three consecutive I's in one word is visually overwhelming...
4 of 8 | Posted by aljal | Posted on July 9, 2009 7:47 PM
I totally see why Rihanna just hung out with the guys! I usually love the Real World, but these biotches get on my nerves so damn bad I have to change the channel. I find myself yelling at the TV!! Thank God for your recaps!! LOL!
5 of 8 | Posted by brattygrl | Posted on July 9, 2009 11:36 PM
Ayia is just part of a long line of RW crazies, see recipe for her creation below:
To get that perfect gap-tooth/crazy grin: Start with the female version of Theo from Road Rules and countless challenges
To get that "I'm crazy as shit but it's not my fault because I have a disease or some other excuse": Throw in some Tonya from RW Chicago
To get that "I love the sound of my own voice so I just yell nonsense at the top of my lungs": Throw in some Melissa from Miami
To get that faux-lesbian hookup: throw in some Brooke from RW Denver (this also helps increase the crazy quota exponentially!)
And my personal favorite, to get that, "I don't care if anyone likes me, I'll just sit outside alone, drinking wine and talking to the plantlife": throw in a dash of Lisa from ANTM!
And there you have it: Ayiiiiiiiiiia!
6 of 8 | Posted by carmelicious | Posted on July 10, 2009 11:30 AM
I know this is the wrong episode im talking about this in, but damn, ok. No one in my book deserves their food to be spit on, but i really think she might be the only person ive seen that deserved that shit! shes that wretched. when i was watching i was like "what an asshole!" (for spitting) and my boyfriend is like, "why? she deserved it he tried to be nice to her and she continued to be a bitch for nothing" so hes right...people like that have it coming whether it be spitting or an ass whooping, which she needs. also, i am pro-choice, but i think that if you are going to scream "at least i wasnt adopted!" at someone, you might not wanna be someone whos had an abortion cause it just makes you look like, stupid! and really immature. anyways im bored and that bitch was annoying me and her teeth are jacked for reals.
7 of 8 | Posted by loves2play05 | Posted on July 10, 2009 3:27 PM
how come no one is saying anything about how Aiiya has a boyfriend but hooked up with Emilee? I know it's girls hooking up but isn't that still cheating??
8 of 8 | Posted by winks523 | Posted on July 14, 2009 2:17 PM