Oh, but first she's going to cry to Jasmine about it. Jasmine might actually be the only roommate I even sort of like at this point . Either first impressions were wrong, or the rest of them really are that wretched - I'm going with option two. Anyway, she tries to coax Emilee out of her mood but Emilee is not having it. So much more fun to stay mad. Ayiiia says Emilee's got an attitude and she doesn't know why. The rest of the group is donning lifevests to swim with the dolphins, but Emilee is out. She even flat out tells the group that she just doesn't want to do anything that they want to do.
And her loss, cause she totally misses out on the fun swimming and playing montage set to cheerful pop music. Maybe she wouldn't be such a downer if she participated. But she's still moping. Until very late in the day, she gets in a hammock and decides that she acted pretty lame all day and she might owe the rest of the roomies an apology. She does get some chick on a piano singing about putting your "best foot forward on a cloud" set as the soundtrack to the revelation. Where there's an Emilee, there's a sappy song.
Before they leave the island, they once again "lose" Ayiiia. Of course she's not really getting lost, she's intentionally separating herself in situations when she knows they'll come looking for her. That night, she's on the phone with her boyfriend back home. This is the first we're hearing of this guy. Ayiiia's complaining about how much she hates her roomies. Then she's running through the house being miserable and annoying everybody.
Stare at the sperm painting. You'll feel better.
The next day, Emilee's back at the pool with the boys and she's actually nicely telling them what they did the day before that got her so upset. And it's very well received. Battle declared ended. But that's okay, cause there's a bigger one brewing and that's Ayiiia vs. everyone!
That night, Jasmine and Emilee catch Rihanna up on the drama, and apologize for leaving her out of things. And while it sure seemed like Rihanna set that separation up herself, she does accept their apology and tell them that she felt bad to have been left out. So the three of them sit on the patio making amends and talking about Ayiiia while she sits alone inside. New clique!
That night is Roomie Night. I don't know what that means, except Ayiiia's not in on it. She's drinking wine by herself again. Rihanna tells us it used to be her and the guys, and now it's "the seven of us and Ayiiia". The next morning, Ayiiia tells us that Emilee won't make eye contact with her and she's ignoring her. And that night, Ayiiia's discussing it with Jasmine. There's talk of attitudes and picking sides. Actually, there's Ayiiia talking about attitudes and picking sides. Jasmine's pretty calm.
And Ayiiia baits her more and more. First I thought she was complaining about Emilee, but it seems that Jasmine has now become Ayiiia's big problem in the world. How did that happen? Jasmine humors her, but finally rolls off her bed and strolls away. "Now you're mad!" Ayiiia yells after her, and then tells us she doesn't understand why when she was trying to go to Jasmine with a problem it got "thrown back in my face". I'd say "Huh?", but really, why bother. I think we've already learned not to look for reason in Ayiiia's arguments, just to sit back and enjoy the crazy.
The second I can think of two words that rhyme, I'm getting a pen.
Then Ayiiia follows Jasmine out into the living room and continues to bait her and bait her and bait her until Jasmine finally gives up and yells back. Derek is sitting there passing judgment about how they must like fighting with each other. Well, one of them does. Derek gets on my nerves. Little high and mighty prissy ass bitch.
That night, it's boys night. Joey tells us with the girls around it's a time bomb. They have fun, get drunk and then get lost somewhere in Cancun. Then Derek dives in some bushes and pees in them. And then a security guard comes along and tries to fake security guard arrest him, which amounts to him telling Derek he needs to explain himself to the manager. Wow, they really don't mess around in Mexico. But CJ, who's a little smarter than he looks, runs after them and explains to the security guard that Derek was just puking in the bushes. Crisis averted. Back to the house.
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Comments (8)
Wait! You forgot to mention that Ayiiiiiiiia got dumped a week before her abortion and *that's* why she's such a bitch.
1 of 8 | Posted by jules128 | Posted on July 9, 2009 12:40 PM
Thank you MTV viewing audience for voting Aiiiiiiiya onto the cast. Anyone notice how her bf keeps trying to convince her to stay in Cancun? He wants no part of that drama either.
ALL the girls (except Jonna) are hella annoying. Jasmine included. She's managed to involve herself in every fight too.
I think Jonna is just a sweet girl and more forgiving that I would be. Besides if her behavior so far makes her a slut than I would have been the queen to all whores by now cause CJ would have permanent Uglycutie breath...hehe.
2 of 8 | Posted by uglycutie | Posted on July 9, 2009 1:06 PM
I was with the boys up until they were going on "gay" night and didn't wait for the girls who were in the bathroom. I do agree with them that it was extremely rude to invite people somewhere and not wait for them to go, although it seems to me that the girls would have known which club to go to and could have went if they really wanted to.
Christina, the boss, is actually Ice from I Love Money 2. LMAO.
Also, I kept thinking this episode that Ayiia had to be a plant because no real person could be this socially inept. Sydney's Parisa was a virgin and sexually awkward and Hollywood's Greg was just an asshole who got mistreated, but Ayiia has no redeeming qualities, all under the guise of "being real." What a fake, phony bitch scheming to get airtime.... how many challenges do you think we'll see her on?
I put the over/under at 4.
3 of 8 | Posted by slutty_whore | Posted on July 9, 2009 7:22 PM
Any paragraph where Ayiiia's name is repeatedly mentioned is so difficult to read because of the letter I overload. Three consecutive I's in one word is visually overwhelming...
4 of 8 | Posted by aljal | Posted on July 9, 2009 7:47 PM
I totally see why Rihanna just hung out with the guys! I usually love the Real World, but these biotches get on my nerves so damn bad I have to change the channel. I find myself yelling at the TV!! Thank God for your recaps!! LOL!
5 of 8 | Posted by brattygrl | Posted on July 9, 2009 11:36 PM
Ayia is just part of a long line of RW crazies, see recipe for her creation below:
To get that perfect gap-tooth/crazy grin: Start with the female version of Theo from Road Rules and countless challenges
To get that "I'm crazy as shit but it's not my fault because I have a disease or some other excuse": Throw in some Tonya from RW Chicago
To get that "I love the sound of my own voice so I just yell nonsense at the top of my lungs": Throw in some Melissa from Miami
To get that faux-lesbian hookup: throw in some Brooke from RW Denver (this also helps increase the crazy quota exponentially!)
And my personal favorite, to get that, "I don't care if anyone likes me, I'll just sit outside alone, drinking wine and talking to the plantlife": throw in a dash of Lisa from ANTM!
And there you have it: Ayiiiiiiiiiia!
6 of 8 | Posted by carmelicious | Posted on July 10, 2009 11:30 AM
I know this is the wrong episode im talking about this in, but damn, ok. No one in my book deserves their food to be spit on, but i really think she might be the only person ive seen that deserved that shit! shes that wretched. when i was watching i was like "what an asshole!" (for spitting) and my boyfriend is like, "why? she deserved it he tried to be nice to her and she continued to be a bitch for nothing" so hes right...people like that have it coming whether it be spitting or an ass whooping, which she needs. also, i am pro-choice, but i think that if you are going to scream "at least i wasnt adopted!" at someone, you might not wanna be someone whos had an abortion cause it just makes you look like, stupid! and really immature. anyways im bored and that bitch was annoying me and her teeth are jacked for reals.
7 of 8 | Posted by loves2play05 | Posted on July 10, 2009 3:27 PM
how come no one is saying anything about how Aiiya has a boyfriend but hooked up with Emilee? I know it's girls hooking up but isn't that still cheating??
8 of 8 | Posted by winks523 | Posted on July 14, 2009 2:17 PM