Jasmine and Emilee are on the patio discussing Ayiiia. They are really putting effort into this catty thing, and I can not express how much I appreciate it. And I really appreciate it when I see Ayiiia poking her head through the door and eavesdropping! "What's wrong?" she asks them. Nothing, they tell her. Emilee says she lurks in corners waiting to hear what people are saying about her. Well that's not cool, but why are you spending so much time talking about her behind her back in the first place?
But later on, when Emilee's in bed and continuing talking about Ayiiia to Jasmine, there's Ayiiia lurking again! And confronting them again, only this time it's Emilee's turn and Jasmine scurries off. Bottom line, Ayiiia wants Emilee to say whatever it is she has to say to her face, which I can't really argue with, but when Emilee does it, surprise, surprise, Ayiiia's not happy. Emilee tells her all the roommates hate her, and Ayiiia yells back something about Emilee being immature.
From what I heard from spying, you're very immature. Now take this can and I'll go to the other side of the house with my can and we can talk it over. Through our cans. Free minutes.
There's lots of yelling and swearing and I realize that I have been writing about this fight for a few hours now and I still couldn't tell you where it began or what it's about. But I can tell you where it ends and that's with Ayiiia yelling at Emilee, "At least I wasn't adopted!" The roomies think that was a low blow, but I think it was kind of a compliment. At least someone wanted Emilee. Ayiiia should just be grateful no one gave her up. I might have. She might be a bad egg.
"Don't you love living with girls?" Ayiiia smirks to Brawny, like she's not the instigator. "Um, nooooo," he replies. Then she gets on the phone with her boyfriend and laments everyone else's actions that forced her to stoop to a level that she doesn't want to go down to. And then comes the inevitable "if this keeps up, I can't stay here". Very soon for a going home threat, right? We'll see how that one plays out.
So there we have it! Another drama soaked episode - can't say these Cancunies aren't bringing their A-game! Next week, it looks like every single roommate in that house gets laid. And who doesn't love soft core, basic cable, sheet draped, night vision porn? See you then!
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Wait! You forgot to mention that Ayiiiiiiiia got dumped a week before her abortion and *that's* why she's such a bitch.
1 of 8 | Posted by jules128 | Posted on July 9, 2009 12:40 PM
Thank you MTV viewing audience for voting Aiiiiiiiya onto the cast. Anyone notice how her bf keeps trying to convince her to stay in Cancun? He wants no part of that drama either.
ALL the girls (except Jonna) are hella annoying. Jasmine included. She's managed to involve herself in every fight too.
I think Jonna is just a sweet girl and more forgiving that I would be. Besides if her behavior so far makes her a slut than I would have been the queen to all whores by now cause CJ would have permanent Uglycutie breath...hehe.
2 of 8 | Posted by uglycutie | Posted on July 9, 2009 1:06 PM
I was with the boys up until they were going on "gay" night and didn't wait for the girls who were in the bathroom. I do agree with them that it was extremely rude to invite people somewhere and not wait for them to go, although it seems to me that the girls would have known which club to go to and could have went if they really wanted to.
Christina, the boss, is actually Ice from I Love Money 2. LMAO.
Also, I kept thinking this episode that Ayiia had to be a plant because no real person could be this socially inept. Sydney's Parisa was a virgin and sexually awkward and Hollywood's Greg was just an asshole who got mistreated, but Ayiia has no redeeming qualities, all under the guise of "being real." What a fake, phony bitch scheming to get airtime.... how many challenges do you think we'll see her on?
I put the over/under at 4.
3 of 8 | Posted by slutty_whore | Posted on July 9, 2009 7:22 PM
Any paragraph where Ayiiia's name is repeatedly mentioned is so difficult to read because of the letter I overload. Three consecutive I's in one word is visually overwhelming...
4 of 8 | Posted by aljal | Posted on July 9, 2009 7:47 PM
I totally see why Rihanna just hung out with the guys! I usually love the Real World, but these biotches get on my nerves so damn bad I have to change the channel. I find myself yelling at the TV!! Thank God for your recaps!! LOL!
5 of 8 | Posted by brattygrl | Posted on July 9, 2009 11:36 PM
Ayia is just part of a long line of RW crazies, see recipe for her creation below:
To get that perfect gap-tooth/crazy grin: Start with the female version of Theo from Road Rules and countless challenges
To get that "I'm crazy as shit but it's not my fault because I have a disease or some other excuse": Throw in some Tonya from RW Chicago
To get that "I love the sound of my own voice so I just yell nonsense at the top of my lungs": Throw in some Melissa from Miami
To get that faux-lesbian hookup: throw in some Brooke from RW Denver (this also helps increase the crazy quota exponentially!)
And my personal favorite, to get that, "I don't care if anyone likes me, I'll just sit outside alone, drinking wine and talking to the plantlife": throw in a dash of Lisa from ANTM!
And there you have it: Ayiiiiiiiiiia!
6 of 8 | Posted by carmelicious | Posted on July 10, 2009 11:30 AM
I know this is the wrong episode im talking about this in, but damn, ok. No one in my book deserves their food to be spit on, but i really think she might be the only person ive seen that deserved that shit! shes that wretched. when i was watching i was like "what an asshole!" (for spitting) and my boyfriend is like, "why? she deserved it he tried to be nice to her and she continued to be a bitch for nothing" so hes right...people like that have it coming whether it be spitting or an ass whooping, which she needs. also, i am pro-choice, but i think that if you are going to scream "at least i wasnt adopted!" at someone, you might not wanna be someone whos had an abortion cause it just makes you look like, stupid! and really immature. anyways im bored and that bitch was annoying me and her teeth are jacked for reals.
7 of 8 | Posted by loves2play05 | Posted on July 10, 2009 3:27 PM
how come no one is saying anything about how Aiiya has a boyfriend but hooked up with Emilee? I know it's girls hooking up but isn't that still cheating??
8 of 8 | Posted by winks523 | Posted on July 14, 2009 2:17 PM