And we pick up pretty much exactly where we left off, in the aftermath of The Fight. And with Rihanna lying on the bed in the phone room in a pair of ridiculous cheetah print pants. And she's giggling about Insecure Emilee and Ayiiia's big showdown. See, I wasn't buying her BFF act the other night.

But Rihanna's just the narrator. Of course Ayiiia is on the phone next with someone back home, telling her how she and Emilee both said some things they shouldn't have. Cut to Emilee, outside on the balcony giving her post-fight wrap up to Jasmine, who's oddly dressed like Flo, of "Kiss my grits!" fame. Emilee is quite pleased with her verbal assault on Ayiiia. Oh, and it doesn't really seem like she thinks she needs to take back a damn thing that she said. It's just you on an island alone with your mean adoption comment, Ayiiia.

Heads up. Mel's grouchy today.

But we do get a clever cut back and forth between conversations. Ayiiia thinks Emilee is two faced. Emilee thinks Ayiiia is manipulative. They both agree that the other is "so annoying", and Emilee throws in her additional two cents that Ayiiia is just a "silly girl". Then they both conclude that the other one needs to "grow up". Well, glad we got that resolved. It's funny, but it's also giving me a headache.

And as Emilee continues on to Jasmine about how pigs will fly before Ayiiia says she's sorry, out comes Ayiiia onto the patio...to say she's sorry. She must have been lurking. Old habits die hard. Anyway, she apologizes to Emilee, mainly for the adoption comment and Emilee tells her she pretty much said all she had to say. Oh, except for, "It's just like, hot damn, dude." Who ever said Hooters wing slingers weren't articulate?

Besides Mel. I warned you he was grouchy!

Phone rings, and it's for Gay Bestie Derek! A storyline! Turn's out the phone call is from Derek's ex but current best friend, Kyle. Sounds smart, being best friends with your ex usually works out just great. Anyway, this Kyle character is not about to miss out on his Real World house visit, and he's calling to fill Derek in on the itinerary.

Derek retires to the living room where for once, the topic is Derek. The story with Kyle is that he's a big cheater, but Derek went back to him a bunch of times. Oh, and he also says he would again. "When you love somebody... you do stupid things," he simpers. No, if you're stupid you do stupid things. I think Forrest Gump had some kind of theory on that.

That night, the boys head out and Derek informs us that Joey has a plan to have sex with a different ho every week in Cancun. Gross. The victim of the noche is some skank who picks him up with some line about his lip piercing. Still gross. Meanwhile, Brawny dances around like a girl. No big surprise.

You have glaring open wounds. Let's fuck.

The next day at the pool, it's time to meet CJ's new friend. She's some hostess at the restaurant at the hotel pool. Rihanna accompanies CJ on his mission to chat up the hostess, and he runs his smooth pickup line of, "Are you muy single-o?" by her. If I were Rihanna I would have smiled and said, "Perfect-o!", but she helps a white boy out. Turns out, the restaurant girl is indeed single-o. CJ's happy. Rihanna's still decked out in the turquoise headband. Between that and the weave, I don't want to imagine what's growing on her head.

Whatever it is isn't single-o.

And then we get another phone call. It's Christina, the buzzkill known as the boss of Student City. She tells Brawny that they're doing some kind of "meet and greet" downstairs in the hotel. They head down, and meet a scrawny white dude named Pat who Jasmine tells us is hot. Ummm, interesting. Didn't see that one coming.

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