Okay, Rihanna totally bugs, but I was soooooo angry with Ayiia this episode. She cried about how if her parents found out she was involoved in a threesome (in which she had no involvement with the male player) they would be upset and consider her "sinful". SINFUL? Because being a really mean former meth addict with a cutting problem who has had an abortion and already made out with a girl on this show and is a drunken slut is the picture of purity? The threesome is what is going to disappoint her family?

Give me an effing break.

I don't think I have ever been so angry at anyone on reality television as I am at Ayiiia. Not even Puck.

Okay, I take that back. Maybe only second to Puck.

I don't think it's that big of a deal if they had sex and she didn't wake up. If she heard everything then she'd have a right to be pissed, but otherwise it just doesn't really matter, you know? Does that make me weird?

Since apparently I have nothing better to do I read the email she wrote from the screencap and tried to retype what it says except for a part I don't understand what it says:
"I'm so sorry I am being such a weirdo right now. I feel like when things are unknown to me my mind goes crazy. I officially decided I live in a house full of crazy people lol. Emilee just got up from bed and went up to derek and was like EVERYONE IN THIS HOUSE DOES NOTHING BUT LIE AND I ONLY TRUST YOU...ohhhh dear. Ayiiia is in the hottub right now and was like do you knopw what happened? I'm just really confused....(can't read what it says) was asking a me a lot of questions and I like couldn't answer her so I think that she took that as me trying to lie to her and keep things from her which is def not the case. The whole situation just makes me uncomfortable you know? ahhh and as far as the whole me freaking out thing goes it started with joey sending me an email saying that I need to watch my back because he saw how you treated Jaz for so long and thinks that you might be so involved with us because of the show and it made me think...but I talked to CJ about it and decided that maybe that was the case with Jaz but not with me. Then I started psyching myself out and wondering if you really liked me or if it was just like a hook up thing. I KNOW I'M BEING WEIRD so I need to stop worrying about what other..."

I find it funny that she thinks that Pat was with Jas to be on the show and that it was not the case with her...dumbass

Seems I have no life lol crap

MitchyPR, you rule.

You saved us all a LOT of work!

Rhianna is a moron. I'm not gonna pretend when I was in my early (ok, mid) 20's I didn't ditch a nice guy to hook up with some fast talking hipster dufus that eventually (and swiftly) broken my widdle heart...but girl, YOU'RE ON TV. It's so hard to believe that you can actually become THAT used to the cameras and THAT uninhibited by alcohol to do something that you will totally and utterly regret. The last 10 minutes of the show were like Psych 101. The sad, mopey music and the "wow I wish I hadn't done that"s were pathetic. I'd be more upset about the fact that it was Scrawny Pat. I mean, if you're going to embarrass the hell out of yourself, shame your family (?) and totally piss off your ex, then do it for someone who doesn't look like a 12th grader.

I wish Rhianna's ex would waltz back into town and bone Jazzy on the kitchen floor. Hey, it should happen. This is how my brain works.

And heygirl, I thought the same thing. Seriously, so she slept through it.....? Annnnnnnd......what? They're all drunk idiots. What's the biggie then? It'd be much worse if she woke up in the MIDDLE of it and had to storm out to write the RW obligatory 'nasty fridge note' about sluts and disrespect.

The last scene where Pat predictably blows her off and she has that "Ah-HA" moment should be shown to all little girls in grade school. He got his, so your dreams of having Scrawny babies and doodling "Mrs. Scrawny Pat" on your notebook are all for naught. Dammit I wish we were born realizing that.

For now I'm just glad my Ah-HA wasn't televised.

ok.. question.

remember when emilee and ayiiia were hooking up in bed in the nightvision cameras?

who was in the next bed then?

did she happen to forget about that part or wat?
i mean i agree its kinda gross n certainly wouldnt wanna be in the room but dont be so dramatic when u did the same thing

also... the rihanna/scrawny pat phone call at the end totally made my day lol am i mean? lol

I am going to give Scrawny this much benefit.... if you're in a loud club, it's very difficult to hear someone over the music, especially on a cell phone. I wasn't sure if he was blowing her off or was just not able to hear her and was just completely drunk and not sure who was on the other line.

Ri Ri seems to be the type who wants to be the center of attention and when she doesn't get the attention from one source, she bounces to the next. I'm sure she'll recover by next week. And, she knows that she'll have Matt in her back pocket, if something better doesn't come along.

I was also glad that Vowel told Jassy about the 3some or whatever it was and Jassy had little to no reaction. Good on her for finally taking what little self-respect she has and moving on.

Haha, this episode was ridonkulous, but isn't this what we all wanted while we were bored out of our minds in Brooklyn?

I have a few thoughts. First, when did Emilee and Ri Ri become such besties? Is Emilee mad that SHE wasn't a part of the hook up, or at least some girl-on-girl action? Why was it ok that she slept through Ri Ri and Pat boning, but it was inexcusable to sleep through Ri Ri, Pat AND Ayiiia boning? Also, it isn't really clear, but did Ayiiia and Pat actually have sex? She told "Ryan" they didn't but isn't that what a threesome is?

Also, I'd like to comment on Ri Ri's headband thing. Every few seasons, one of the girls starts a stupid fashion trend, and the others follow suit. Was it in Hawaii that everyone wore the stupid Indian "third eye" dots? I think that one even carried into one of the challenges. It's like a teen movie where someone tries to make up a catch phrase. "That's so fetch!"

Lastly, Pat is so odd. He reminds me of Simon from RW Paris. It's obvious that it's his general disinterest that has these girls in a tizzy. If he were more straightforward and talkative, these girls would want nothing to do with him. Well, maybe Jasmine still would :). I wonder if CJ's annoyed that he never got to hook up with Ri Ri since she eventually did break up with boyfriend.....or maybe he realizes he dodged a bullet with that one.

Long time reader, first time poster here. Seeing as she slept through *the boning*, Emileeee has no reason to get upset or bothered...except that now she isn't the object of Aiiiiiya's crush anymore. She's just jelly of Rhianna getting that attention.

That's so fetch!

scrawny pat looks like Mr. Bean. they had a 3some with mr-fucking-bean. for shames!

The Canadian Pat/ Rhianna call was the best part of the episode. It def. trumped the stupid threesome. I bet Rhianna calls her b/f and tries to get back together w/ him before the season's over. Thanks MichyPR, for figuring out what the email said! I was dying to know...and thats a pretty sad statement.

I wish I had read the comments first....then I wouldn't have strained trying to read the email from RiRi myself. I must have no life either. LOL

I was wondering...who was the 3rd roomate that hooked up with Scrawny Pat?

where is the recap from when brawny got kicked out?..its not in the archives...the latest one in there is when joey got kicked out..this keeps happening!

Did anyone else notice how completely disinterested JR was in Jasmine?

He couldn't have looked more bored everytime she was all over him.

I think at one point when they were lying on the hammock his head was turned the other way. Also, when they were saying goodbye outside of the hotel, he couldn't get out of there fast enough while she was doing baby voices and telling him how much she will miss him.

First, I pointed out Flex from Daisy of Love's Myspace, and now I found Rihanna's Twitter. My patheticness may be out of control, but it had to be done. I loved the phone call at at the end of the episode, but if you look at her background on her Twitter, it appears no love has been lost between the two. Blech.

Andreak - I noticed her Twitter, too. That girl is not happy unless she's surrounded by pictures of her kissing guys. And apparently, she, Emilee, Derek and now CJ are all in Toronto visiting Pat right now. I'm a sad, sad person for knowing this.

I amazed at the level of whore-baggery I have witnessed this season. For most people, having your girlfriend break up with you for a shallow reason is devastating. Jonne dumped her bf on TV and then immediately decided to have nasty sex with some random dood she met in Cancun and her female roommate on THE REAL WORLD.

In other words Jonne contributed to making a porn after ripping the heart out of someone she claimed to have loved. She didn't care who knew or who was watching. It was all about her sexual needs.

I am glad she dumped him though. BF didn't need some selfish skank in his life.