Hello and welcome back to more Real World Hollywood. I didn't know if I could take any more, after last week, but I suffered through. Actually, this week wasn't as bad. And there was almost an orgy. Bet that got your attention!
Just in case you wanted to lose your appetite. It's the ChickBomb diet. You're welcome.
It's evening time in the Real World house and Prety Greg's cookin' up a storm for his cousin and his friends, a meal that's either French toast sticks or hot dogs. I can't tell. Rick James Will tells us that Prety has to "remain the cocky tough guy who can never do wrong". Prety tells us that this dude has tried to get with his girl. Who's right? Will there be a dance off? Rick's already got the hair for it.
And dumbass Prety is still believing Ugly Slutty Liar Reva (I know it was Ugly Whiney Liar, but I felt like changing it) about the whole, entire kissing and / or sex thing being Rick James' fault. He's so mad at Rick James, feels like he's a snake in the grass.
Then Blondie Kim and Goody Sarah enter the house and are immediately disgusted by Prety's mess of French toast sticks or hot dog residue in the kitchen. And it isn't long before Dolt joins the "Greg makes a mess!" brigade. Although it is pretty disgusting, if I must be honest. But must I? Whatever, since they happen to be right about this, I'll just call Blondie out for her fake Miu Miu bag.
Prety rule #1: Never let a dude come in your face.
We get a close up of the garbage, and then Blondie writes a note to Prety about the mess. Signed, Dave, Kim and Sarah. Just in case anyone didn't know, they're a team. They're on one side, and Prety is an island. All by himself. They'll be having some DaveKimSarah t-shirts made up pretty soon. Prety responds with: "Dear Kim and Sarah, Fuck you." I don't care if they actually had a point. Prety is saying exactly what I'm thinking about them most of the time, and for that alone, I love him.
More close ups of dirty dishes, and then the Catty Sisters discover that Prety has messed with their toothbrushes. Okay, ew. But they're Goody, Blondie and Dolt's, so whatever. Carry on, Prety.
Dolt decides the best revenge for Prety's dirty dishes is to throw them in the trash. Cause then no one will have dishes, and that's what's important. Dolt totally gets it. He proudly recounts his actions to Rick James articulating that if those dishes reappear in the kitchen unwashed, he's just going to bring them back outside. That'll show him!
Anyway, Rick James tells us that Prety is rude to them, he plays pranks on them...no one believes in Prety, and no one trusts in him. Well, I trust in him. I trust in him to create the house drama! Do the rest of 'em think the whole Goody/Rick James/Dolt/Blondie love rectangle is actually interesting?
Even the fish is bored.
Rick James gets on the phone with his Dad to complain about Evil Prety. Dad tells him it's a "temporary situation, and this too shall pass." How did such rational parents raise such idiotic Real Worlders? Anyway, Rick James mentions that despite meditation, he's got lots of anger that just sits there inside of him. Foreshadowing? I hope so!
Then we cut to Rick punching the crap out of Joey Meathead's old punching bag to the tune of some tribal sounding drumming while Prety stands there watching. Foreshadowing? Most definitely!
While Rick's expelling his anger, and Prety's standing around watching, Dolt is sitting like a king on his blow up throne in the swimming pool. Dolt's the man. He yells at Prety for the dirty dishes, and now the dirty toothbrushes.
Prety appears on camera to tell us each toothbrush's journey. Blondie's toothbrush hit the countertop, the inside of the sink, the bottom of his sandals, and finally, the floor. Goody's brush hits all the same places. Meanwhile, King Dolt on his plastic orange throne is yelling about how we'd "best believe" that if Prety's antics continue, there will be "Hurricane Dave". I'm not worried.
A five-foot tall hurricane with a Karate Kid bandana is more like a light tropical storm.
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Comments (17)
Dear Rick James, You disgust me.
- Signed,
The World
Seriously, last week Rick James lost most of my respect, but this week its really over. Seriously..."Your dad died because you are a f@%%^T!? I wouldn't have blamed pretty for decking his punk ass after that one. He really was the bigger man there.
Dolt just wants to fit in...Prety has never done anything to Dolt except teh dirty napkin in the bed and yet Dolt is always the loudest when Prety messes with somebody else. At least he admitted he shouldn't have been in the fight and admits to wanteing to talk to Prety's face. That I can respect.
I wish Goody would just leave. Jeeze. She doesn't do anything but sit on her high horse and cast judgement. Get over yourself honey.
1 of 17 | Posted by Silk CIty | Posted on June 3, 2008 1:18 PM
Check out the pictures of Lohan, Mel Gibson and the rest of the rehab crew on the wall behind the cast as the addiction specialist gives her talk. I love it.
2 of 17 | Posted by 38noles | Posted on June 3, 2008 1:30 PM
ChickBomb, I was afraid you wasn't going to recap the show anymore because you were tired of it, although this is probably the most interesting season they've had in a while.
Anyway, I still like Rick James the most. He may have crossed the line with Prety, but I know for fact that Prety did more **** to his housemates that their not even showing and Rick just had to vent even if he went too far.
Say you want about this cast, MTV did a good job with casting this season. They all have their faults, but you cannot tell me that this season isn't ten times better than the last like 5 seasons combned.
3 of 17 | Posted by bigjr6633 | Posted on June 3, 2008 2:13 PM
Well, I have to be completely honest and say that I wasn't feeling this recap. These past two episodes have been kind of epic in nature and reading your recap made them seem boring. It also seems like you left out some important parts as well...or just kind of glossed over them.
Anyways, check out Youtube. Rick James and Prety have a lot of videos on there. Almost all of Rick's videos have terrible comments about him. Prety has some videos explaining some things that happened in the house. If you're not bored with the show...you might want to check them out.
4 of 17 | Posted by MrsBojangles | Posted on June 3, 2008 2:19 PM
I have to disagree with Mrs. Bojangles. I think ChickBomb does a phenomenal job pointing out and mocking how these "epic" Real World house arguments are really just petty, childish fights over nothing. No one with the slightest ounce of maturity would let themselves get involved in these fights. They are stupid.
Can anyone even explain what Rick James was so angry about? Prety and Goodie were arguing over what started their feud, and Goodie's brother was trying to say it sounds like the two of you can and should just put all this behind you, when Rick James came out of nowhere and started yelling and screaming about nothing that made any sense. And then afterward tried to call Prety a bully. Which makes perfect sense.
5 of 17 | Posted by Alafoss | Posted on June 3, 2008 4:25 PM
Of course nothing Prety did called for the type of comments the Will aka Rick made to him in regards to his father's death.
However... for all those out there who seem to think that an hour a week shows everything that happened in the house for the four months of filming... there's OBVIOUSLY many things that aren't being shown.
I like chicbomb's recaps but i have been a little disappointed in the last two with how much has been given to work with... that being said, i can see she's been listening to comments and trying to compromise with everyone's suggestions. so kudos.
6 of 17 | Posted by hollagirl2 | Posted on June 3, 2008 5:37 PM
I was really disgusted with Will these past two episodes, first he hooks up with that ugly chick that for some reason Prety likes, and then he butts in to Goody and Prety' argument saying how Prety got scared because he punched a wall. I loved how pretty told him "I'm not scared of you Will, you're not threat" something like the short guy with no muscles. And Dave kept yelling at least we stand up for ourselves over and over, it's easy when they both gang up on the other guy. God those guys are stupid, sucks when the 20 year old is the bigger man,literally and figuratively. I wonder why Greg goes home, maybe he gets "fired" cause I don't see him hitting anybody, I don't know.
7 of 17 | Posted by MichyPR | Posted on June 4, 2008 12:20 AM
I also think that this is a actually a good season of the real world and the recaps don't make it seem that way. I don't know where the love for Prety has come from and the Hate for everyone else. Prety is so annoying and I can see how he would get under everyone's skin...besides the fact that he is completely sexist. I believe the letter about the dirty kitches was from Dave, Sarah and Kim yet he only retaliated on the girls. He would infuriate me too. Prety is actually the only one in the house i cannot stand.
8 of 17 | Posted by yankeesfan | Posted on June 4, 2008 7:51 AM
would it be possible to just use the people's real names or keep the naming to a minimum? I don't have the capacity to watch this horrible show, but always got a kick out of reading tvgasm;s hilarious recaps. Sadly, I can't follow a word you say because I don't know who you're talking about.
9 of 17 | Posted by yeahkate | Posted on June 4, 2008 8:14 AM
personally, i hope chickbomb is lounging on her new $800 white neptune chiasso sofa eating funyuns, vowing not to change a thing about her recaps and wondering why she didn't spring the extra cash for scotch-guarding.
10 of 17 | Posted by k37744 | Posted on June 4, 2008 9:14 AM
i don't understand why only dave and will had to go to therapy (anger management) after all the drama ..what about prety greg? they should send him to b*itchass management.
pretty gross the way the whole cast (plus a couple of random tv groupies) was making out with each other in the hot tub. YUK!
11 of 17 | Posted by babeblue | Posted on June 4, 2008 11:36 AM
So, I was pretty disgusted with this episode. Yes, Greg/Prety has been a big asshole this season, but Will/Rick James had no business saying the things that he said. Prety is obnoxious, but he's not an axe murderer or anything. I have no idea where all of that anger from Will and Dave was about. Dave looked like such an idiot, by the way. He's such a follower, if someone else is mad at Greg he will be too for no reason. He's like 5'1'' and trying to scream and rant and look tough. Sorry nobody's buying it, midget.
Don't even get me started on Kim aka "I'll Judge Every Other Drunk Annoying Whore But When I Become When It's Acceptable".
The only people I honestly like from this season after this episode are Bri and Joey.
12 of 17 | Posted by hollabackboy | Posted on June 4, 2008 12:05 PM
snap into a slim jim.
13 of 17 | Posted by k37744 | Posted on June 4, 2008 4:13 PM
MrsBojangles, how can I find these you tube videos?
14 of 17 | Posted by kylann17 | Posted on June 6, 2008 9:12 PM
I think you're wrong about Will looking like Rick James. I think his name should be "Milli Vanilli" just because of how he dressed for the Real World Awards.
15 of 17 | Posted by nerrawllehctim | Posted on June 7, 2008 7:47 AM
i finally figured out what rick james looks like when he wears his striped, knitted hat. he looks like one of those jelly fish things from the old super mario bros game.
16 of 17 | Posted by reckless_saturn_11 | Posted on June 9, 2008 12:50 PM
nerrawllehctim:
I think you're wrong about Will looking like Rick James. I think his name should be "Milli Vanilli" just because of how he dressed for the Real World Awards.
LOLOLOLOLOL....perfect name.
17 of 17 | Posted by loves2play05 | Posted on June 9, 2008 3:00 PM