That night, Dolt and Blondie talk about Meathead coming home. Dolt wants to research fun, non-alcoholic things to do, like bowling. They head off to Pasadena to visit Meat. And there he sits, hair as spiky as ever, waiting like a little kid. They all give big hugs hello, and then he wants gossip, but they don't give him much.
Meat educates the group about rehab. Alcoholism's a disease. He's flipped the proverbial light switch, he says! He tells them he can't get into the party scene, and if that's the only option, then he'll need to go home. All the girls are supportive. Dolt humps him a bit.
The Stripper sobs and sits on his lap. She thinks he's in a better place. He's not dead, sweetheart. Rick James says he's holding his head up, and they're ready to make changes to accommodate Meat when he gets home.
But...that night, Stripper informs everyone that while they're out there in Hollywood, she plans on going out and partying. Dolt informs the group that he's actually spoken to Meathead about it, and it's totally cool with him if Dolt and the group still want to go out. This concerns Goody, of course.
That night, everyone goes out and gets crazy and drunk, except Goody. Blondie makes out with some random in the bar. Whoa, hold the phone! Didn't she tell us recently that Dolt trying to make out with her in the bar made her feel like trash? How is this guy different? Oh yeah, cause she's plastered.
Yeah, your nose is hot. MMMMM let me suck that nose.
When she gets home, she goes flying into the hot tub naked! Where are the decent people? All the other roommates land in the hot tub with her, and then Rick James notices the only one missing is Goody, who coincidentally, is also the only one not stupid drunk. Goody lies in bed with her princess sleep mask and Rick James slips and slides out of the hot tub and to her room. Then he falls on his ass in the hallway. It's quite hilarious.
They all end up naked in Goody's bed. She doesn't like it. She's trying to sleep. It's okay with Blondie, she thinks Goody's just sweet. Sure, til she passes judgment on you tomorrow morning, then we'll see how sweet you think she is.
But tomorrow's tomorrow and tonight's tonight, so the other five roomies jump back in the hot tub for some action. First Stripper and Prety make out. The Blondie and Prety. Then Blondie and Dolt. Oh wow. Is this going to turn into an orgy? Then it's Stripper and Cheesy Promoter JoJo the HoHo - of course he manages to get in on the group make out session, is anyone surprised?
Then Stripper and Dolt make out. Then Ugly Slutty Liar - no surprise that she made her way into the hot tub either - with Cheesy Promoter...ewwwww. Then Ugly Slutty with Rick James.
Who Would Jesus Do?
Blondie sits on the confessional chair, naked, and tells the camera to look at her! Cause this is everything she never wanted to be! Blondie's coke addiction can't be far away. I'm just waiting. She had a really good time with her roommates that night, she tells us.
Later that night, Prety forgives Rick James for kissing Ugly Slutty, and tells him it's over with. Rick James could care less, considering I don't think he ever bothered apologizing for kissing (and more!) Ugly Slutty in the first place.
Ugly Slutty sits by looking ugly and slutty. Prety is now desperately telling Rick James that if he wanted to make out with her right this minute, he wouldn't care. Ugly Slutty looks flattered at being pimped out.
But Rick James says talking with Prety is like talking to a four year old. Which may be right. He also says that Prety always seems to have his "heart to hearts" at five a.m. when he's stone cold drunk. So Rick James just has to walk away. Prety notes that while he's trying to put Rick James in his inner circle, Rick just doesn't want to be there.
The next day it's time for Rick James' trip to anger management. Today, Shannon is decked out in a candy cane striped tie. This guy's dapper. Rick James thinks his anger is normal. Shannon explains emotional intelligence, and Rick James talks about musical theory. Huh?
Lighten up. It's not Oz.
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Comments (17)
Dear Rick James, You disgust me.
- Signed,
The World
Seriously, last week Rick James lost most of my respect, but this week its really over. Seriously..."Your dad died because you are a f@%%^T!? I wouldn't have blamed pretty for decking his punk ass after that one. He really was the bigger man there.
Dolt just wants to fit in...Prety has never done anything to Dolt except teh dirty napkin in the bed and yet Dolt is always the loudest when Prety messes with somebody else. At least he admitted he shouldn't have been in the fight and admits to wanteing to talk to Prety's face. That I can respect.
I wish Goody would just leave. Jeeze. She doesn't do anything but sit on her high horse and cast judgement. Get over yourself honey.
1 of 17 | Posted by Silk CIty | Posted on June 3, 2008 1:18 PM
Check out the pictures of Lohan, Mel Gibson and the rest of the rehab crew on the wall behind the cast as the addiction specialist gives her talk. I love it.
2 of 17 | Posted by 38noles | Posted on June 3, 2008 1:30 PM
ChickBomb, I was afraid you wasn't going to recap the show anymore because you were tired of it, although this is probably the most interesting season they've had in a while.
Anyway, I still like Rick James the most. He may have crossed the line with Prety, but I know for fact that Prety did more **** to his housemates that their not even showing and Rick just had to vent even if he went too far.
Say you want about this cast, MTV did a good job with casting this season. They all have their faults, but you cannot tell me that this season isn't ten times better than the last like 5 seasons combned.
3 of 17 | Posted by bigjr6633 | Posted on June 3, 2008 2:13 PM
Well, I have to be completely honest and say that I wasn't feeling this recap. These past two episodes have been kind of epic in nature and reading your recap made them seem boring. It also seems like you left out some important parts as well...or just kind of glossed over them.
Anyways, check out Youtube. Rick James and Prety have a lot of videos on there. Almost all of Rick's videos have terrible comments about him. Prety has some videos explaining some things that happened in the house. If you're not bored with the show...you might want to check them out.
4 of 17 | Posted by MrsBojangles | Posted on June 3, 2008 2:19 PM
I have to disagree with Mrs. Bojangles. I think ChickBomb does a phenomenal job pointing out and mocking how these "epic" Real World house arguments are really just petty, childish fights over nothing. No one with the slightest ounce of maturity would let themselves get involved in these fights. They are stupid.
Can anyone even explain what Rick James was so angry about? Prety and Goodie were arguing over what started their feud, and Goodie's brother was trying to say it sounds like the two of you can and should just put all this behind you, when Rick James came out of nowhere and started yelling and screaming about nothing that made any sense. And then afterward tried to call Prety a bully. Which makes perfect sense.
5 of 17 | Posted by Alafoss | Posted on June 3, 2008 4:25 PM
Of course nothing Prety did called for the type of comments the Will aka Rick made to him in regards to his father's death.
However... for all those out there who seem to think that an hour a week shows everything that happened in the house for the four months of filming... there's OBVIOUSLY many things that aren't being shown.
I like chicbomb's recaps but i have been a little disappointed in the last two with how much has been given to work with... that being said, i can see she's been listening to comments and trying to compromise with everyone's suggestions. so kudos.
6 of 17 | Posted by hollagirl2 | Posted on June 3, 2008 5:37 PM
I was really disgusted with Will these past two episodes, first he hooks up with that ugly chick that for some reason Prety likes, and then he butts in to Goody and Prety' argument saying how Prety got scared because he punched a wall. I loved how pretty told him "I'm not scared of you Will, you're not threat" something like the short guy with no muscles. And Dave kept yelling at least we stand up for ourselves over and over, it's easy when they both gang up on the other guy. God those guys are stupid, sucks when the 20 year old is the bigger man,literally and figuratively. I wonder why Greg goes home, maybe he gets "fired" cause I don't see him hitting anybody, I don't know.
7 of 17 | Posted by MichyPR | Posted on June 4, 2008 12:20 AM
I also think that this is a actually a good season of the real world and the recaps don't make it seem that way. I don't know where the love for Prety has come from and the Hate for everyone else. Prety is so annoying and I can see how he would get under everyone's skin...besides the fact that he is completely sexist. I believe the letter about the dirty kitches was from Dave, Sarah and Kim yet he only retaliated on the girls. He would infuriate me too. Prety is actually the only one in the house i cannot stand.
8 of 17 | Posted by yankeesfan | Posted on June 4, 2008 7:51 AM
would it be possible to just use the people's real names or keep the naming to a minimum? I don't have the capacity to watch this horrible show, but always got a kick out of reading tvgasm;s hilarious recaps. Sadly, I can't follow a word you say because I don't know who you're talking about.
9 of 17 | Posted by yeahkate | Posted on June 4, 2008 8:14 AM
personally, i hope chickbomb is lounging on her new $800 white neptune chiasso sofa eating funyuns, vowing not to change a thing about her recaps and wondering why she didn't spring the extra cash for scotch-guarding.
10 of 17 | Posted by k37744 | Posted on June 4, 2008 9:14 AM
i don't understand why only dave and will had to go to therapy (anger management) after all the drama ..what about prety greg? they should send him to b*itchass management.
pretty gross the way the whole cast (plus a couple of random tv groupies) was making out with each other in the hot tub. YUK!
11 of 17 | Posted by babeblue | Posted on June 4, 2008 11:36 AM
So, I was pretty disgusted with this episode. Yes, Greg/Prety has been a big asshole this season, but Will/Rick James had no business saying the things that he said. Prety is obnoxious, but he's not an axe murderer or anything. I have no idea where all of that anger from Will and Dave was about. Dave looked like such an idiot, by the way. He's such a follower, if someone else is mad at Greg he will be too for no reason. He's like 5'1'' and trying to scream and rant and look tough. Sorry nobody's buying it, midget.
Don't even get me started on Kim aka "I'll Judge Every Other Drunk Annoying Whore But When I Become When It's Acceptable".
The only people I honestly like from this season after this episode are Bri and Joey.
12 of 17 | Posted by hollabackboy | Posted on June 4, 2008 12:05 PM
snap into a slim jim.
13 of 17 | Posted by k37744 | Posted on June 4, 2008 4:13 PM
MrsBojangles, how can I find these you tube videos?
14 of 17 | Posted by kylann17 | Posted on June 6, 2008 9:12 PM
I think you're wrong about Will looking like Rick James. I think his name should be "Milli Vanilli" just because of how he dressed for the Real World Awards.
15 of 17 | Posted by nerrawllehctim | Posted on June 7, 2008 7:47 AM
i finally figured out what rick james looks like when he wears his striped, knitted hat. he looks like one of those jelly fish things from the old super mario bros game.
16 of 17 | Posted by reckless_saturn_11 | Posted on June 9, 2008 12:50 PM
nerrawllehctim:
I think you're wrong about Will looking like Rick James. I think his name should be "Milli Vanilli" just because of how he dressed for the Real World Awards.
LOLOLOLOLOL....perfect name.
17 of 17 | Posted by loves2play05 | Posted on June 9, 2008 3:00 PM