Rick admits to having said rude and disgusting things to Prety. Now if he could only admit it to Prety's face, I think. And then, it's time for improv class. Today, we are graced not only with Charna, but also some dude named Miles, who's dressed like a lumberjack.
They're going to do "scene work". Heaven help us. Prety and Rick James have a fight about clown school. Crazy! Funny! Lumberjack Miles gives lame feedback. Later that day, an addiction specialist is coming to the house to give the roomies the post-rehab rules. Hot tub orgies, anger management, improv class, addiction specialists, this group is busy busy! Anyway, the addiction lady wants to know if they have any questions.
Dolt wants to know what Meat's "red flags" are, cause he still wants to go out and party. Goody thinks that they're just going to have to suck it up and not drink in the house or go out every night, but I have a feeling no one else is buying this idea. The addiction lady asks them if they're considered alternate activities.
Ummmmm....heroin?
Stripper says they're going to go horseback riding and to the shooting range to take Meat's mind of booze and coke. I can not thinking of anything duller to watch. They can't go to a club with him and drink around him, the addiction lady informs them, and at this news, Prety and Dolt look downright annoyed.
Dolt wanted to wait til she left to have the "real" rules talk. He doesn't think they party that much, so basically, there's nothing to tone down. Goody interrupts him at one point and he cuts her off with a "Hold on, I'm talking, thanks", which I kind of liked cause it was directed at her. The Stripper also agrees that they shouldn't curtail their partying.
Goody is frustrated feeling like nothing's changed. Hollywood's immersed in red flags, she tells us. Well, I guess we'll find out next week, when Meathead returns! Also, we check in with Prety's super fabulous modeling career. Work. Til then...
But I want my pink wiiiiiiinnneee!!!!
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Comments (17)
Dear Rick James, You disgust me.
- Signed,
The World
Seriously, last week Rick James lost most of my respect, but this week its really over. Seriously..."Your dad died because you are a f@%%^T!? I wouldn't have blamed pretty for decking his punk ass after that one. He really was the bigger man there.
Dolt just wants to fit in...Prety has never done anything to Dolt except teh dirty napkin in the bed and yet Dolt is always the loudest when Prety messes with somebody else. At least he admitted he shouldn't have been in the fight and admits to wanteing to talk to Prety's face. That I can respect.
I wish Goody would just leave. Jeeze. She doesn't do anything but sit on her high horse and cast judgement. Get over yourself honey.
1 of 17 | Posted by Silk CIty | Posted on June 3, 2008 1:18 PM
Check out the pictures of Lohan, Mel Gibson and the rest of the rehab crew on the wall behind the cast as the addiction specialist gives her talk. I love it.
2 of 17 | Posted by 38noles | Posted on June 3, 2008 1:30 PM
ChickBomb, I was afraid you wasn't going to recap the show anymore because you were tired of it, although this is probably the most interesting season they've had in a while.
Anyway, I still like Rick James the most. He may have crossed the line with Prety, but I know for fact that Prety did more **** to his housemates that their not even showing and Rick just had to vent even if he went too far.
Say you want about this cast, MTV did a good job with casting this season. They all have their faults, but you cannot tell me that this season isn't ten times better than the last like 5 seasons combned.
3 of 17 | Posted by bigjr6633 | Posted on June 3, 2008 2:13 PM
Well, I have to be completely honest and say that I wasn't feeling this recap. These past two episodes have been kind of epic in nature and reading your recap made them seem boring. It also seems like you left out some important parts as well...or just kind of glossed over them.
Anyways, check out Youtube. Rick James and Prety have a lot of videos on there. Almost all of Rick's videos have terrible comments about him. Prety has some videos explaining some things that happened in the house. If you're not bored with the show...you might want to check them out.
4 of 17 | Posted by MrsBojangles | Posted on June 3, 2008 2:19 PM
I have to disagree with Mrs. Bojangles. I think ChickBomb does a phenomenal job pointing out and mocking how these "epic" Real World house arguments are really just petty, childish fights over nothing. No one with the slightest ounce of maturity would let themselves get involved in these fights. They are stupid.
Can anyone even explain what Rick James was so angry about? Prety and Goodie were arguing over what started their feud, and Goodie's brother was trying to say it sounds like the two of you can and should just put all this behind you, when Rick James came out of nowhere and started yelling and screaming about nothing that made any sense. And then afterward tried to call Prety a bully. Which makes perfect sense.
5 of 17 | Posted by Alafoss | Posted on June 3, 2008 4:25 PM
Of course nothing Prety did called for the type of comments the Will aka Rick made to him in regards to his father's death.
However... for all those out there who seem to think that an hour a week shows everything that happened in the house for the four months of filming... there's OBVIOUSLY many things that aren't being shown.
I like chicbomb's recaps but i have been a little disappointed in the last two with how much has been given to work with... that being said, i can see she's been listening to comments and trying to compromise with everyone's suggestions. so kudos.
6 of 17 | Posted by hollagirl2 | Posted on June 3, 2008 5:37 PM
I was really disgusted with Will these past two episodes, first he hooks up with that ugly chick that for some reason Prety likes, and then he butts in to Goody and Prety' argument saying how Prety got scared because he punched a wall. I loved how pretty told him "I'm not scared of you Will, you're not threat" something like the short guy with no muscles. And Dave kept yelling at least we stand up for ourselves over and over, it's easy when they both gang up on the other guy. God those guys are stupid, sucks when the 20 year old is the bigger man,literally and figuratively. I wonder why Greg goes home, maybe he gets "fired" cause I don't see him hitting anybody, I don't know.
7 of 17 | Posted by MichyPR | Posted on June 4, 2008 12:20 AM
I also think that this is a actually a good season of the real world and the recaps don't make it seem that way. I don't know where the love for Prety has come from and the Hate for everyone else. Prety is so annoying and I can see how he would get under everyone's skin...besides the fact that he is completely sexist. I believe the letter about the dirty kitches was from Dave, Sarah and Kim yet he only retaliated on the girls. He would infuriate me too. Prety is actually the only one in the house i cannot stand.
8 of 17 | Posted by yankeesfan | Posted on June 4, 2008 7:51 AM
would it be possible to just use the people's real names or keep the naming to a minimum? I don't have the capacity to watch this horrible show, but always got a kick out of reading tvgasm;s hilarious recaps. Sadly, I can't follow a word you say because I don't know who you're talking about.
9 of 17 | Posted by yeahkate | Posted on June 4, 2008 8:14 AM
personally, i hope chickbomb is lounging on her new $800 white neptune chiasso sofa eating funyuns, vowing not to change a thing about her recaps and wondering why she didn't spring the extra cash for scotch-guarding.
10 of 17 | Posted by k37744 | Posted on June 4, 2008 9:14 AM
i don't understand why only dave and will had to go to therapy (anger management) after all the drama ..what about prety greg? they should send him to b*itchass management.
pretty gross the way the whole cast (plus a couple of random tv groupies) was making out with each other in the hot tub. YUK!
11 of 17 | Posted by babeblue | Posted on June 4, 2008 11:36 AM
So, I was pretty disgusted with this episode. Yes, Greg/Prety has been a big asshole this season, but Will/Rick James had no business saying the things that he said. Prety is obnoxious, but he's not an axe murderer or anything. I have no idea where all of that anger from Will and Dave was about. Dave looked like such an idiot, by the way. He's such a follower, if someone else is mad at Greg he will be too for no reason. He's like 5'1'' and trying to scream and rant and look tough. Sorry nobody's buying it, midget.
Don't even get me started on Kim aka "I'll Judge Every Other Drunk Annoying Whore But When I Become When It's Acceptable".
The only people I honestly like from this season after this episode are Bri and Joey.
12 of 17 | Posted by hollabackboy | Posted on June 4, 2008 12:05 PM
snap into a slim jim.
13 of 17 | Posted by k37744 | Posted on June 4, 2008 4:13 PM
MrsBojangles, how can I find these you tube videos?
14 of 17 | Posted by kylann17 | Posted on June 6, 2008 9:12 PM
I think you're wrong about Will looking like Rick James. I think his name should be "Milli Vanilli" just because of how he dressed for the Real World Awards.
15 of 17 | Posted by nerrawllehctim | Posted on June 7, 2008 7:47 AM
i finally figured out what rick james looks like when he wears his striped, knitted hat. he looks like one of those jelly fish things from the old super mario bros game.
16 of 17 | Posted by reckless_saturn_11 | Posted on June 9, 2008 12:50 PM
nerrawllehctim:
I think you're wrong about Will looking like Rick James. I think his name should be "Milli Vanilli" just because of how he dressed for the Real World Awards.
LOLOLOLOLOL....perfect name.
17 of 17 | Posted by loves2play05 | Posted on June 9, 2008 3:00 PM