dumby is quite possibly THE most frustrating and repulsive human being I've ever observed in my life.

I liked how Issac accused Parisa of trying to make out with him when she gave him the rock. His deadpan delivery was hilarious.

Did anyone else hear Ashli say something about Dunby treating her like Trisha the day after that happened??? What did that mean...Did Trash hook up with Dumby some way we missed??

What was that Trisha comment that Ashli made?? Did I miss something...it seemed to imply that he hooked up with Trasha, no?

I thought she meant that Dumby treated Ashli like he treated Trasha on the day after him and Ash hooked up. He didn't like Trasha, so he treated her like that. I hope that made sense.

I'd love it if he hooked up with Trash though. Just one more nail in the coffin of that self-righteous, racist, ignorant, spoiled, hypocritical, hideous bitch. But I'm not bitter. ;-)

Great season, Chickbomb! In fact, I wasn't even watching this show and then I read one of your recaps and it sounded good. So I went back to the first episode and started watching it. I can't wait for ROL2!! I really hope that they bring back the 80s stripper like they did NY on FOL2. I think she really loved him.

"Then they have a laugh over it. Isaac, I'm disappointed."
So am I! I've been a huge Isaac supporter, but last week, he lost cool points after he hopped on the "It's All Parisa's Fault" bandwagon and blamed her for making Noirin uncomfortable, and it is kind of stupid that a grown man is so attention-hungry that he will not own up to a prank to save his girlfriend some discomfort. This week, he falls even lower in my estimation when he entertains Dunbar's misogyny.

"Ashli is appalled. You put his tiny, pus covered penis in your mouth, but this appalls you? I don't get it."
ChickBomb, we all have that one dick we regret, so stop acting like you haven't put one in your mouth and then kicked yourself for it. of course, it is appalling to hear people speak of you in such a derogatory manner for no evident reason.

Dunbar is a huge douche! What is this guy's deal, and how the heck did Bunim-Murray find him? I am starting to like Ashli. Truth be told, she has grown on me, and I think that her stay in Sydney has transformed her from the girl who once declared that when she competes for a guy and wins "it's the best feeling in the world to know that I am somehow better than the other girl." She made a mistake, owned up to it, and is sincerely remorseful. I've forgiven her!

If you care enough to check out facebook and myspace, there is well-documented evidence to suggest that Dunbar and Julie are still together. In fact, Julie blames the entire situation on Ashli! Seriously, how fucked up in the head is Julie?

Dunbar is honestly one of the most vile people I have ever seen on a reality show. I really hope he and Ashli's chat was well edited, bc she kinda placed the whole blame on herself. I just wanted her to say "you were in the bed too! yuo weren't saying no then!" i was so frustrated...and the things he said were so degrading...he is just a horrible person. can't wait for the finale though! oh, and i was thinking the same thing. they all have to be going to LA, thats where flights from sydney fly into. so im wondering why they all left at different times and went separate ways.

Thanks alot CB, nothing like the mental image of Dumbar's "tiny pus covered penis" while I'm eating a bowl of frosted mini wheats.

it's nice to see that people are starting to realize ashli isn't a horrible person.

@ hbcitygirl:
"it's nice to see that people are starting to realize ashli isn't a horrible person."

You forgot to add the word "anymore" to the end of your sentence.

I watch waaaay too much reality television, and Dunbar is easily the most disgusting person I've seen on any show. I didn't think I could hate anyone more than Dicklet from BB8, but I was wrong!

I love your recaps, Chickbomb, and can't wait for ROL2!!!

I've stopped watching, but you actually made it sound kind of good! lol. I love that you finally grew to like Parisa at the end, and your recaps are AMAZING. Can't wait to journey with you on the next season

i hate dunbar, probably more than i hated danny from the "austin" season. he is worse. he is abusive, bi-polar, repulsive, self-centered, and never takes responsibility for anything. yeah, okay, ashli had no business messing with a taken guy. but its not like she forced his dick in her mouth. this was the perfect way for dunbar to go out, so america can see what a disgusting person he really is. and then, the fact that [despite ashli 'ruining his life', him admitting being guilty about the cheating, and him verbally abusing her] he wanted to 'spoon' after they made up. if julie doesn't dump him, she's an idiot and deserves a piece of shit like him.

i don't hate ashli, by the way. not a huge fan, but i dont hate her. i think she matured along the way and is more likeable than when she first came in the house. she just got attached, realized she made a mistake, and owned up to it.

and the fact that parisa forgave the roommates of all the did to her, and wished them well and teared up at the end, makes me really like her. she's a good person.

Dunbar must be suffering from emotional disturbance, probably stemming from his sexual abuse history. It's no surprise to me that he has difficulty with affect regulation and interpersonal relationships. He needs professional help.

You can just imagine how Dumby justified his cheating too. "Baby, I was so lonely, I just wanted to feel closer to you. She was the exact same body type as you, when I looked down I tried to imagine it was you doing it...."

I don't hate Ashli either, I hate to say it but chickbomb, I think you might have crappy initial judgement when it comes to people. You loathed Parisa and Isaac from the start too but they turned out to be the best of the bunch. You even sided with Trasha in the Alex debacle, poor form :(

Lol @ Miss Tint. I always thought it was hilarious that Dumby chalked his little affair with Ashley up to her having the same body type as Julie. That really is original, mostly for its stupidity. Do you know how many girls out there have the same body type (skinny body, medium sized tits)!? For shits sake Dumby.

And I agree with you hollbackboy. I thought Danny was the biggest RW douche ever (well Jenn and Colie aren't douches as much as repulsive sluts), but Dumby really takes the cake.

Anyhow... this season was really awesome. I don't agree with people that say EVERY SEASON, including this one that the RW is just getting trashier and trashier.. Nah, this season wasn't trashy at all (Denver!? Come on.. cannot get worse than that herpes-fest)! I was thoroughly entertained and the drama came from a good place (hateful bitchiness as opposed to drunken sluttiness). Hope next season is as good!

And Chickbomb, my apologies for the venom we all directed towards you mid-season about the Parisa hate. I love your recaps come back next season!

"Jenn and Colie aren't douches as much as repulsive sluts"

LOL, shia. Touche, touche... non?

did anyone else notice that the hats Isaac gave out to Ashli and Parisa all say ISAAC. He wears his own name on his hat!

What Dumby said to Isaac in the beginning of the episode was: "The only time Ashli is on top is when she's XXXX-ing my XXXX, and then I'm the one who is on top."
You got it wrong ChickBomb when you said in the second paragraph of this recap that Dumby told Isaac that "the only time Ashli is on top is when she is TALKING"---that is sooo not what he said.

I'm shocked that everyone seems to think that all that happened was a couple of BJs. He definitely dipped his wick in the honey pot. In Ashli's email to her friend she clearly stated that "we ended up having sex". It was so frustrating to watch the two of them talk around the subject with vague statements like "what we do behing closed doors" and "what we do in your bed". That kind of immaturity shows that they shouldn't be having sex with anybody.

Dunbar is just about the most repulsive, angry, fuck for brains I've ever seen. He'll probably end up dead or in jail in the next few years. What any of those girls saw in him is beyond me. He had a good build but the rest was just anger and inbreeding. Maybe Grandpa successfully mounted his mom cuz that dude clearly has some chromosonal issues.

@Miss Tint:

What a strange complaint. Who cares what Chickbomb thought of the roommates at first or if it changed or if it's how everyone else feels? I'm glad her feelings are mutable, and you know, it's sort of a testament to people being multi-layered and dynamic. It's just weird that forums like these end up with some sort of defacto hot/not consensus and the review is supposed to call it for us?

I thought they definitely had sex too...basically from the email that Ashli sent her friend. I would never say "we ended up having sex" if i had just given a guy head.

Not that it happens on a regular basis or anything...

@ jesshloly

I care what chickbomb thinks, that's why I read her recaps. That being said, I'm not asking for anyone to tell me who I should and shouldn't like, and if I was, I certainly wouldn't be seeking advice from an anonymous recaper.

I guess as a "multi-layered and dynamic" person, I felt within my rights to comment on conflicting opinions between myself and chickbomb. I find it interesting that you felt this was an inappropriate thing to do on a public forum built specifically for people to express their opinions. Such a suggestion infers that your own expression of opinion regarding my post was also inappropriate and perhaps a little "strange".

I do hope your feelings about this issue and myself are mutable, I'd so like us to be friends.

So, r ya gonna recap the re-union?

^^^^^
guess not ..im not surprised i just hate how chickbomb kinda half assed this whole real world season..her recaps always seemed kinda rushed and always super late ..i did enjoy her recaps but i hope she isn't doing the next real world recaps.

Rights have nothing to do with it, or even appropriateness. I'm just giving my opinion on what you said. I think it's stupid. That's all, really. Anyway, bravo, you are a very snarky internet forum commenter. Also, learn what "infer" means. Look, at me, I can be snarky too!

@jesshloly:

Glad you cleared that up. *eyeroll*

Yeah. So. Anyway. Midol anyone? ;-)

miss tint:

You can just imagine how Dumby justified his cheating too. "Baby, I was so lonely, I just wanted to feel closer to you. She was the exact same body type as you, when I looked down I tried to imagine it was you doing it...."

I don't hate Ashli either, I hate to say it but chickbomb, I think you might have crappy initial judgement when it comes to people. You loathed Parisa and Isaac from the start too but they turned out to be the best of the bunch. You even sided with Trasha in the Alex debacle, poor form :(

Thank you!! I agree 100% with this statement. CB totally trashed (no pun intended) Parisa over the entire season and now she's trying to throw a compliment or two her way? And I remember CB siding with "Trasha", too. Very telling about CB's values/personality.

I heart Isaac! (except for him humoring Mr. Abusive)

And I liked Parisa and her mom jeans from the start. Anyone who's sane will go crazy in a house full of nuts. I didn't agree with CB's assessment that Parisa is judgmental. She has moral standards. There's a difference.

Real World Rule to Live By: The person most emotionally affected by the housemates' behavior is usually the person with the biggest heart (or need for outside approval, take your pick).

Even though I don't like your conclusions, you're still a funny writer, CB..and that's all I ask for while reading recaps.

On to Hollywood!