I was truly disgusted and frightened by Cowhutta's statement to KA: "If you're pregnant, we're going back to Georgia to raise a family" (or something along those lines). As if she has no choice in the matter! He sounded like such a stupid redneck with that comment. I would have taken my ass to the nearest clinic if I was KA. Also, I could not understand a word of the conversation between Cow and his father. Thank God for the subtitles! I don't think English was the language they were using (good thing Trasha wasn't involved in that conversation! She would have given him a dollar and told him to learn English).

LOL what's your scrabble score! i love your captions!

i know it sounds terrible what cohutta said to kellyanne, but i guess that's just how things go down south...

Ashli is RETARDED.. way to start getting emotional once the sex starts.. and um, do they think julie is not going to find out? you're being filmed you know. i think she'll figure it out. i hope she dumps dumby's stupid ass.

Did Dummy Bear seriously say "ration and logic"? Did he mean "logic and rationale"? Ahhhhcyacyacyacyacya!

He should come over to my house for some English lessons! Oh, I would teach him SO good! Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah! OHHHHH YEEEAAH!

This is by far the best real world season in a long time. There is actual drama, not seen since real world las vegas, we even had a pregnancy scare, who knew those two were even doing it. I mean we have shows not just based on bars and stupid fights, MTV needs to have more international seasons, causes it forces the roomates to be together and creates more drama. Cow is just so country, he has made several men are in charge comments throughout the season to KA, to shavoun, to all the girls actually, be he is so lovable, so we all just ignore it. Actually, I think the was girls in this generation behave, see shavoun, KA, girls on Laguna beach, actually MTV in general have sent the women's movement backward.

Cow is so freakin country. So what does "I guess that's how they do it down south" mean? Not everyone down south talks like him. I'm not from Georgia, but close. I'm from Austin Texas and no one here talks like that!
KA should stop the relationship and run far far away and never look back. I wonder where Parisa was. I saw her one time when she was talking to Isaac's girlfriend and that's it.
Ashli is so stupid! What happened to "I'm so over it" girl? Didn't look like that in the end. I feel bad for her because he ignored her the whole next day.. no I don't, that's what she gets!Guess it wasn't that good??????????

Did anyone notice when Cow was brushing his teeth that KA was in the shower...with her shirt on? Not wetting her hair of face?? Before they went to bed?? Washing up the cooter before a little sexcapade???? Am I crazy or did I see that?? YUCK.

I think The Hills editors worked this episode. Near the beginning we see Ashli in her black and white top coming home from the bar or something, supposedly pre-fight with Dunbar. Later, at their hand-holding heart to heart, she's in the same get up.

Shenanigans!

Gfab:

I was truly disgusted and frightened by your statement: "I would have taken my ass to the nearest clinic if I was KA"

Why are you disgusted and frightened?...

Oh, is it because of the fact that she might be referring to an abortion?..big deal

women have the right, and you don't have the right to judge..so mind your own business terrorist..blowing up clinics and shit..

"so mind your own business terrorist..blowing up clinics and shit.." -loves2play05

saying stuff like that makes you just as ignorant as you accuse others of being.

I've lived all over GA, and there are some parts where everyone sounds and thinks like Cow. Having lived all across the deep south, I have to say that Texas is nowhere near being "from the south".

How dare the commenter write his/her personal opinions! I am shocked! Persoanl views on abortionand religion that may or may not be offensive to people? The nerve! And isn't just as ignorant to write that there are places where evryone thinks like Cow? Isn't that the pot calling the kettle ignoarnt?

I lived all over Virginia, and let me tell you everyone thinks just like me. Idiot.

gnomecorp:

I am fully entitled to my opinion (as are you). Therefore, I will not tell you what to do with your body, and you will not tell me what to do with mine. That is all. Kthxbi!

"And Ashli indeed tells us that she is trying to stay away from him. She feels stupid giving him so much affection when he doesn't return it. Oh, hello Ashli, this coffee smells wonderful, doesn't it?"

HAHAH.

You are hilarious, ChickBomb. You make watching these idiots bearable, because I can't wait to read you make fun of them every week.

This is probably the dumbest season of Real World in a long time. Dumby is such a narcisisstic asshole. He really thinks every girl in the house wants him so bad. KA is just a tease, Ashli is just a slut, and Parisa is just desperate. Get over yourself please. Plus, either way, he will be caught. You're cheating on your girlfriend on national TV buddy. I think she'll find out.

gfab: That's so great that you support baby murder! Really, I'm proud to share the world with people like you...maybe if more people did it, we wouldn't have so many idiots running around murdering!!

Also, I've lived in Georgia my whole life, and it's a great place. We have everything California does (beach, mountains, city, rich people, mexicans, great weather, etc...) without the snobby west-coast attitude.

um... the clinic comment could just have been a reference to going for a pregnancy test or obtaining emergency contraception. in any case, would you rather she bring a kid into the world she doesn't want? and why get upset with chick bomb for possibly implying she's pro choice but not condemn ka and cow for premarital sex?

p.s. LOVED the recap. i don't even watch the show, just love your recaps.

sillage, texas isn't the south. texas is closer to cali than ga. i've lived in ga, but i wouldn't dare go up in those hills. crazy stuff going on up there. i'm surprised cowhutta is attracted to a woman besides his sister, is all i'm sayin. progress indeed!

also, i think errrrica was talking about cow's "we're just gonna have to raise a family then" comment more than his accent. many people in the south are against abortion and believe that a baby should be born no matter the ridiculous conditions surrounding the pregnancy. i was just in ga two weeks ago and saw a commercial truck driving around with the big-ass bumper sticker reading "it's not a choice, it's a child." now being from ca, that sticker really offended me on so many levels.

motown: yes, I would rather her bring a child into the world that she doesn't want...do you how many women would love to have children and can't? Why do you assume that my pro-life stance is based on religious beliefs that would condemn premarital sex? I'm just against killing people. If you murder a pregnant woman and her baby, you are charged with fetucide, so why is abortion any different?

blahblah: You are a shining example of snobby west-coast attitude. Georgia isn't full of backward inbred retards waiting to get Deliverance style on you. Open your eyes and don't be so ignorant and bigoted toward something just because you don't like it.

Obviously this issue gets me a little worked up, so I hope I don't sound like a bitch, I'm not trying to piss people off, I am just pretty passionate about this topic. I haven't even mentioned the people who condemn Cohutta for his family statement. Seriously?! You're going to fault the guy for stepping up and handling the situation like a real man? How can his desire to make the best of a situation be wrong? Would you rather him run and hide and then default on his child support payments? That seems to be a popular choice these days.

OK, I think I'm done ranting, hope I didn't offend anyone!

spreadhead:

We'll just have to agree to disagree. I'm not going to persuade you to change your opinion, and you will not persuade me to change mine (and yes, I was referring to emergency contraception, but that was beside the point). Thankfully, we live in a society that allows us to have our own beliefs and opinions.

I love when people refer to abortions as THIER choice with THEIR bodies and that it's THEIR business and no one else's. I think it's the unborn child's business just as much as the mother's, unfortunatley the child does not get a say in what the mother does to THEIR body.

Uh people.....

This is a website about two things... TV AND COMEDY. Please take your political, moral and religious arguments elsewhere.

Because you are being a buzzkill.

And also, reading rude comments on either side of an argument on a site that is supposed to be fun makes both sides look like fanatics. So just stop.

Thank you.

Oh this was a riot. You are TOO good, ChickBomb. Thank you AGAIN!!

I was wondering how Cow knew he was so fertile as well. Interesting. And there was something very touching about Cow's convo w/ grandpa and his willingness to be "A good man". It was nice. And I kept waiting for one of the nutty drunk blondes to come in and throw something at him.

Ashli, Ashli, Ashli...you're a dummy. You lost this one, babycakes. But you gave it a good effort. Now meltdown. I know you will.

And where's poor Julie? I hope she's nailing some stud without hat-head as we speak right here... GO JULIE!

So Asslee just realized that Dumby bear is a jerk. Wow is she retarded or what.

Snooty Bootches-

Sorry, I didn't realize you were running things

This recap was so freaking hilarious (even if it seems now to be a debate between how hick-y southerners actually are, and whether or not abortions are a-ok)!!!

For the record, Dunbar repulses me to no end. However, Cow (Melungian or not) is adorable. Yes, he was willing to man up to the situation--maybe a little too eagerly, but whatever. AND BEST OF ALL: he talks to freaking grilled cheese sandwiches! Backwoods or not, I think he's too cute; a nice break from the Abrams, Dereks, and even the Mizzes of MTV. I genuinely think he knows exactly how he comes off and couldn't care less about what others think of him.

And the KA church scene...all I could think of was this episode of Family Guy where Stewie is being baptised and they pray to the Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost. And then Peter chimes in and says, "Oh, and Space Ghost."

Just my two cents...I've lived all over the country and traveled the world and there's nowhere that I'd rather be than right here in the good ol' south.

How do you figure Texas isn't the south? Seriously??? Have you looked at a map lately? I live here; I should know where I am on the Map. And we are right in between CA. and GA. But what ever.
Why is everyone getting all worked up about abortions? No where in the recap did I read she should go do that. I see it like this; if it doesn't have to do with you personally just don't worry about it. There are a lot of people that get abortions for what ever reason and who are WE to judge? We are no one to say what we THINK is right or wrong. Yeah, everyone is entitled to their own opinion, but let’s just drop it already!
I agree with snootchy bootches, this is about TV and Comedy.
By the way... great recap!!

i actually thought it was sweet that cow told ka that they would "be a family" if she was preggers. I dont think he meant any harm by it. Dumby is def one of the most annoying real worlders ever and u know he will show up on future challenges if there are any.

I really wish people would stop it with the complaining about the stereotypes on here. Every part of the country has stereotypes about it. Some people fit the mold and others don't. Cowhutta happens to be someone from the south who is typically what one would think of if they thought of the south. No one needs a lesson on stereotypes...we're here to talk about the show and how stupid or not stupid the people on it are.

What I don't understand is how KellyAnne could get so freaked out about one busted condom....before she was even late!!! It's not all that easy to get pregnant.

I have to agree with teamM because KA immediately freaked, I'd at least wait a little, also is that girl stupid or what? "I'm gonna go weigh myself?" Give me a break! Dumb as rocks. Anyways, I think Ashli is getting what she deserves after being such a bitch to that girl at the club in a previous episode, who's the slut now? lmao great recap :) looking forward to tonight's episode.

mmmmm ur right. Noirin has all of a sudden moved in......but as long as she keeps calling lil Dumby Bear out she can stay as long as her heart desires....lol

"Also, I've lived in Georgia my whole life, and it's a great place. We have everything California does (beach, mountains, city, rich people, mexicans, great weather, etc...) without the snobby west-coast attitude."

Spreadhead, don't confuse rich with having great-grandparents that are rich. Blue blood and blue benz's are different things.

"sillage, texas isn't the south. texas is closer to cali than ga."

Sillage, perhaps West Texas is closer, but I highly doubt it. It's 19 hours to Florida and 24 to Cali from the oil fields. Less than 12 to Florida from H-town.

As for Texas not being part of the South... I'm not going to grace that with an answer. You're talking to a cotillion presented, cowboy hat wearing, honest to goodness oil tycoon's daughter. If that isn't Southern, then my parent's haven't dragged me to every single Civil War monument in the United States. (There is one in Arizona, in case you're interested).