We start off with a trip to local bar Cargo, cause Real Worlders only like to go to one place per city. It's KellyAnne and her two bitches, Cowhutta and Dumby.

Cow and KA are flirting away, but KA tells us she's trying to stop liking him. Cow says he's just going with it, but he does mention that a year in Georgia would do her good. It would only take that long to brainwash her into that scary Deliverance look that the rest of his family's got going.

We could teach 'er real fast like.

The next day, Trasha opens to the door to a flower delivery for KA! They're from a guy named Carey, who she met out at - guess where - Cargo, of course! She's not really feeling it for Carey, but she figures she'll give him a shot anyway. I don't see Cow sending you any flowers, so that's the spirit, sweetie!

Shauvon looks impressed, and slightly jealous. It was a nice bouquet, all pink, with lilies. Of course Dumby's got something to say, and of course it isn't nice. This guy just wants to show off that he has money and wants to get laid, he sneers. Yeah, so what's your game, Dumby? Take the girl to Burger King and slap her around?

Dumby wants to clarify. He uses money to get what he wants out of life. Well, what Carey wants is to get laid, so he's using money to send flowers to get it. How is whatever you do different? Well, Dumby doesn't define himself with money, he says. Ok again, agreed. You define yourself by being a reactive, ignorant ass. So much better to be defined by that than by money.

Dumby can't let it go. I too buy flowers, he insists, only when he does it, it means something. Is he kidding me? What in particular about Dumby's flowers makes them so much more meaningful than anyone else's? Besides, you know Dumby's the type to order generic red roses from one of those websites that delivers them all beat up in a UPS box.

I drew ya a flower. Now let's f**k, b**ch.

Regardless, Dumby tells us the reason why his flowers are so damn meaningful is because he earns the money to buy his flowers, and Carey clearly does not. What the hell, reasons Trasha correctly, you don't even know the guy. Oh, but apparently, Dumby met Carey for ten minutes, and that was enough time for him to know everything. Hey, why even bother with the date, KA? Just ask Dumby, he'll tell you everything you need to know about Carey.

Trasha points out the blatantly obvious, that Dumby has anger issues. He has lots of temper tantrums. But Dumby doesn't see it. He recounts the fight to KA, who never seems to fight with anybody, and tells her he wasn't doing anything wrong. Wasn't even raising his voice. People COWER when he raises his voice, he brags. KA smiles and agrees, like she does with everybody. Oh, maybe that's why she never fights with anyone.

Next we follow our new BFF's KA and Dumby to the most fabulous bathroom in Sydney. KA's in the tub, but don't be alarmed, Princess Priss is in her bikini. She talks and talks and talks about Cowhutta and then tells Dumby she's concerned that people will think she likes him, which clearly, she does not. She's so happy that she has Dumby to talk to about her love life and is glad that's he's calmer than before. And then, the heavens part and a miracle occurs as Dumby actually recognizes and acknowledges that he is too intense.

Now it's time to get deep with talk of sex and religion. The two topics that you should never, ever talk about...unless you're on a reality show that tries to be sort of topical, and the producers have included it in the "List Of Conversations To Have For More Camera Time", so Isaac and Trash get into it.

Isaac says the good Lord wouldn't have given us penises and vaginas if we weren't supposed to have sex. Trasha says the Bible says not to. She's not afraid to stand up for her beliefs, she self- righteously tells us. Wasn't she the one who copped to sex with her boyfriend back in Fresno? Whatever, she ends it with a "let's agree to disagree." Amen, Sister Christian.

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