Welcome back to the Real World Sydney! It's a sunshiny day in the land down under, and we're treated to the fabulous sights and wonders of the city - the opera house, the ocean...and Trasha, on the phone with her boyfriend back in Fresno. I have a feeling this is not the first phone call of the visit. Jarrod's in hot water with Trasha, cause he hasn't called or emailed her. He points out that they've never communicated via email before, to which she responds that she's never been in Australia before. Come on Jarrod, get with the program. Trasha does what she wants while you stand by for phone calls. And don't forget the constant email reminders of how much you love her.
OK, fine, he'll email her every day, he tells her, but this isn't good enough either. Now he's "not being himself", so she thinks they should take a break until he starts to be himself again. Well, now Jarrod's mad, and he starts yelling too. I don't understand this fight any more than I understand the dual toned hair. Trasha just likes to get into it with people, and I appreciate the effort, but sorry, I need a little more substance in my Real World arguments. Step it up, Trash.
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She slams down the phone and storms out of the room with KellyAnne trailing behind her. Was KA sitting there the whole time? Is Trasha so pathetic that she needs her best friend of five minutes standing by while she whines to her boyfriend who she left behind that he doesn't email her enough? Where do they find girls like this? Oh right, Fresno.
Now remember, Trash was the one who was going to be sad if there were hot guys in the house, because she didn't want temptation. So naturally in the wake of the big fight with Jarrod, she calls Alex who she met out a few nights earlier. She just wants someone to hang out with and take her mind off Jarrod. See Jarrod, this is all your own fault.
When Alex gets to the house, he and Trasha lay around in the loft with KellyAnne and Dunbar. They talk about relationships. You'll be married from the time you're thirty til you die, declares Trasha, clearly trying to justify cheating on her boyfriend.
Downstairs, Isaac and Cowhutta are cementing their positions as house narrators, as they sit around the kitchen table talking about how two-faced Trasha is with the boyfriend. Isaac offers up a stunning example - he was looking for butter in the refrigerator, and Trasha came up and told him a story about this one time when Jarrod was looking for butter in the refrigerator. Uhh, good point, Isaac. Now get off your ass and get in a storyline.
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Trash loves hanging out with Alex. She LOVES being around him. She's only known him for a night, but whatever. Now it's Shauvon's turn. She only wants to be single and she says it about a hundred times. Keep telling yourself that honey, maybe you'll start to believe it. She also comments that she's not too excited about kissing Isaac, cause she can kiss American guys anytime. Hey, no judging you, Miss Sex and the Sack State Football Team.
Trasha tells Shauvon she can't think about Saturday night in California. It's all too painful. Understandable, I'm so sure what's happening back in Fresno is much more fabulous than what's happening in Sydney. Shauvon wants to call a guy she met, but she's not sure how to go about it. She was in a long-term relationship, you know.
Trash shouts some advise to just call him and not make a bigger deal than it is. I'm not, insists Shauvon as she continues to freak out about calling the guy for ten more minutes. Don't people understand that she was in a LONG-TERM RELATIONSHIP? I need to be a friggin' dating doctor, even though I can't handle my own relationship, Trasha informs us. Of course she should, Trasha knows everything.
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Comments (17)
Haha, that was great- fantastic job. These people are morons and I'm cracking up thinking about Issac and Cohutta sitting at the table for the entire 4 months.
Here was my favorite part:
"Who knows where Dunbar is during this whole episode, but my guess is probably on the phone with Dunbar's Girlfriend Julie telling her that two girls were fighting, most likely over him."
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Posted on August 20, 2007 11:16 AM
Haha, that was great- fantastic job. These people are morons and I'm cracking up thinking about Issac and Cohutta sitting at the table for the entire 4 months.
Here was my favorite part:
"Who knows where Dunbar is during this whole episode, but my guess is probably on the phone with Dunbar's Girlfriend Julie telling her that two girls were fighting, most likely over him."
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Posted on August 20, 2007 11:19 AM
Another great job, ChickBomb!
The fact that Trash just keeps turning in this argument with Parisa is so completely demented and sad. For some reason, Trash is jealous of Parisa; I can't figure out why though.
I do wish Parisa would get some better come-backs and slam this chick back in her place.
I'm only 2 episodes in, and thankful that it was Dunbar-free.
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Posted on August 20, 2007 12:10 PM
Hey ChickBomb,
Love your recaps, but as someone from Sacramento, it's so distracting to me to see Sacramento State shortened to "Sack State", when it should just be "Sac State". I know it's incredibly stupid to even care, but I couldn't help but be bothered every time I saw it, like when people always use the wrong there/their/they're. It drives me nuts : )Unless this is some sort of clever Trisha/Trasha joke that I just don't get. Other than my one little nitpick though I have to say, I wait each week to read your recaps, keep up the good work!
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Posted on August 20, 2007 12:28 PM
Hey ChickBomb,
Love your recaps, but as someone from Sacramento, it's so distracting to me to see Sacramento State shortened to "Sack State", when it should just be "Sac State". I know it's incredibly stupid to even care, but I couldn't help but be bothered every time I saw it, like when people always use the wrong there/their/they're. It drives me nuts : )Unless this is some sort of clever Trisha/Trasha joke that I just don't get. Other than my one little nitpick though I have to say, I wait each week to read your recaps, keep up the good work!
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Posted on August 20, 2007 12:31 PM
ReCAP or ReCRAP? Not funny. Not insightful. Terrible... really terrible...
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Posted on August 20, 2007 12:57 PM
i think it's supposed to be a joke about jumping in the sack?
this episode was kind of boring. parisa's still immature and condescending. trasha's still bitchy and mean.
kelly anne is like a little neglected puppy dog bouncing back and forth between them wanting somebody-ANYBODY- to notice her.
the only part of the episode that i liked was when cohutta called trisha out on her rationale for taking a break from her relationship.
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Posted on August 20, 2007 1:28 PM
"Where do they find girls like this? Oh right, Fresno."
Hahahahaha
"Jesus. Call a Mulligan and get changed."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Hilarious recap...keep it up.
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Posted on August 20, 2007 3:15 PM
ChickBomb-
Sorry, its killing me.. Its "Sac State" not Sack State.
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Posted on August 20, 2007 3:35 PM
I went to UC Davis. Sac State was our supposed rival, so I'm pretty familiar with the school. Point is, I think "Sack State" works...
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Posted on August 20, 2007 4:27 PM
Are you kidding me, of course "Sack State"is a joke on Trasha's behalf. The comments about her jumping in the sack with the whole football team didn't give it away?
Anyway, I thought the recap was great.
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Posted on August 21, 2007 7:54 AM
Loved the recap. Chickbomb, keep bringing the funny and I'll keep reading. I also love the idea of Issac and Cohutta sitting at the table gossiping for the duration of the series.
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Posted on August 21, 2007 3:56 PM
i just keep thinking of kelly-anne huffing in a corner about getting no attention throughout the entire episode.
it's great that i don't have mtv anymore...now i can just imagine what everything is like...
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Posted on August 21, 2007 7:34 PM
i just keep thinking of kelly-anne huffing in a corner about getting no attention throughout the entire episode.
it's great that i don't have mtv anymore...now i can just imagine what everything is like...
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Posted on August 21, 2007 7:35 PM
Is it horrible that I hate Parisa? I mean HATE Parisa. Don't get me wrong, I think Trasha is a dumb, loud, bitch, but at least you know where you stand with her and what you're getting. The way Parisa makes little passive aggressive comments (like how when she's drunk she's inconsiderate like normal people), and is just smug and acts like she's better than everyone drives me crazy.
Too funny how as needy and annoying as KellyAnne is she didn't get carried home from the bar (yet), like some people who had mentioned not wanting to babysit.
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Posted on August 21, 2007 10:54 PM
Hahahaha loved the recap. I felt so embarassed for Parisa when she passed out, I mean damn. I really like Cohutta cause I really loved how he called out Trasha on her BS and I also liked how Isaac told her he didn't know yet if he liked her as a person...I'd take that as a NO. Anyways, again great recap.
My favorite part was:
"He picks her up, throws her over his shoulder, and we see her flat 45 year old ass in some very unfashionable jeans."
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Posted on August 22, 2007 10:11 AM
thank god you called out the australian boys' "style." i was mildly terrified every time they were onscreen. the sad part was that shauvon was the one female in the house that i could remotely stand (which is not saying much), until i heard her state that ky's "style" was what she liked. painful.....it was painful to listen to.
faux hawks push me to the edge of vomiting.....and i hate the saying "real men wear pink." no. no, no, NO. shudder.
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Posted on August 22, 2007 6:52 PM