We rejoin our castaways in the most divine bathroom ever, where Dumby and KellyAnne are pitter-pattering around in domestic bliss, talking about how Dumby slept and how KA can't recall which toothbrush is hers. KA informs us that she'll go for any guy that "isn't scummy". Self important, confederate wife beaters are fine. Just no one scummy.

Parisa updates us on The Letter - apparently, she has still received no response from Dumby. She just can't understand how he calls himself intelligent and mature, but turns into a teenager around KA. Let me break it down for you, honey. He's a dude, and KA's sporting a super cute ass. Any questions?

It only takes Dunbar's Girlfriend Julie three minutes to rear her head into this episode, as he tells Parisa that he fell in love with Dunbar's Girlfriend Julie on the way to class. He continues on to tell her that Ole Miss is known for the most beautiful women in the world, waaaaay hotter than any girl here. Actually, Mississippi is known for having a name that was hilarious to spell out loud when I was in kindergarten, but I'm sure the girls are just adorable.

Anyway, to really drive his point home, Dumby makes sure to add that Parisa's most definitely not in the hot category, she's "interesting". Parisa totally takes the bait, retreats to the couch and cries to Shauvon about how in the Real World house she's the "interesting" one, but in New York, people stop on the street to look at her. Please. You're a nice looking girl, Parisa, but don't expect us to believe that Dumby's the first one you haven't been able to trap in your web.

Dumby, drunk on the power of two girls in love with him and smugly satisfied at having made one of them feel like dirt, goes to the confessional and proceeds to tell us that Parisa can't have the relationship she wants to have with him, and until she realizes that, he will not acknowledge her letter. Tough love, you see. And if she doesn't manage to figure it out on her own, he'll just beat it into her later.

Over in the kitchen, Cowhutta and Isaac are at their regular posts, but it looks like Cow's itching to make a break for it! He's moaning about how he doesn't think any of the women in Sydney are his type. Then he tells us he likes a classy lady. Very well, Sir Mountain, and classy ladies just love fellows in flannel shirts with the sleeves cut off.

But enough about you Cow, Parisa's lurking nearby, and upon hearing the news of no Cow-worthy ladies so far, she whines, what's wrong with her? Well, for me, it's that your butt smells, says Isaac very seriously. Isaac, please don't make sort of funny comments that put things in perspective. I am very comfy looking down on you from my soapbox, and I don't want to have to move.

Why, hello Trasha! Where have you been the past episode and a half? Who knows, but she makes a crucial guest appearance on this one, as Dumby chooses her as confessor for his awful plight of two girls in love with him. He can't help it if two girls have crushes on him. And he TRIES! He doesn't wash his face, he wears unfashionable trucker hats, keeps his teeth brown and snaggly...what more can he do?

But come on, he implores. One of the lovelorn wants to have a good time, and one looks at him as a soulmate. Who would you pick? He nastily advises Parisa to have a look at the book "He's Not That Into You" for a reality check. I am officially nastily advising him to have a look at this recap for one of his own.

Uh-oh. We know what happens when Isaac shares the diary room...

Trash, clearly wanting to make the most out of screen time, but without having to make a play for Dumby herself, takes the news back to KA, who is GROSSED OUT by Dumby's thinking she likes him. OMG, she would like, totally vomit if she knew he thought her and Parisa were just about ready to start a holy war over him.

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mspeaay :

Good Recap!! My DirecTv is off, but thanks to you I feel like I saw the show.

1 of 16 | Posted by mspeaay | Posted on August 31, 2007 8:21 PM

MichyPR :

I absolutely LOVED when Dumbass was talking down to Parisa and she was just pushing him away and saying she didn't have to listen to him. His face said it all and then he was like Goddamn it, that was the moment he realized that the girls were over him. I hope Parisa keeps rejecting him cause he really deserves it. I wonder how she feels now when she watches these episodes and sees all the mean things he's said about her. Good for KA for telling him what was up. I think she and Cow would make a cute couple and I agree that he is adorable.
I know this post didn't make much sense but whatever, I'm tired lol. Good job on the recap :)

2 of 16 | Posted by MichyPR | Posted on August 31, 2007 9:57 PM

McCreamy :

Dumby was creepy when he went to tell Cow KA is a tease.. he's a big boy, let him figure it out.. and maybe he doesnt care

3 of 16 | Posted by McCreamy | Posted on September 1, 2007 8:50 AM

shia0bundan :

Team Kelly Anne?

4 of 16 | Posted by shia0bundan | Posted on September 1, 2007 9:11 AM

ting lee :

Chickbomb,

I loved your recap.

I bet you she sings really inspirational, uplifting songs.

Parisa starts singing, and surprise, surprise, she's got the blues.

Both gems.

love ya!
xo
Ting

5 of 16 | Posted by ting lee | Posted on September 1, 2007 9:33 AM

DP Hooker :

These people are all really bland and uninteresting.

6 of 16 | Posted by DP Hooker | Posted on September 1, 2007 8:28 PM

Jesst :

Kelly Anne's expressions make the best screencaps. Keep up the good work KA! Oh, and Dunbar is a douchebag....

7 of 16 | Posted by Jesst | Posted on September 2, 2007 7:29 AM

bakismaki :

I want to know if I was the only who was reminded of David from Real World singing "Come on be my Baby Tonight," when Parisa busted out singing.

On a side note, Parisa is not a bad looking girl at all. She totally ruins it when she talks though.

8 of 16 | Posted by bakismaki | Posted on September 2, 2007 5:22 PM

bakismaki :

Does anyone else think there is just maybe a tiny hint of racism behind Dumbbar's utter hate and anger towards Parisa. I hate to play the race-card, but the way Dumbbar acts is such a weird attitude to take. I think most dudes would be flattered and just try to act casually about it, but he seems to react by being mean and angry. Weird.

9 of 16 | Posted by bakismaki | Posted on September 2, 2007 5:34 PM

bakismaki :

I hate to play the race-card but does anyone else think there is maybe just a tiny bit of racism behind Dumbbar's behavior towards Parisa. Or maybe he's just a misogynist?

I don't understand his behavior and attitude towards Parisa. Okay she likes you dude and you don't, but why do you have to act in such a douchy and mean way towards her. It's weird.

10 of 16 | Posted by bakismaki | Posted on September 2, 2007 5:37 PM

Lloyd Dobbler :

Dumby is a good looking guy, with a crap personality. Parisa is an attractive girl with a whiny needy personality. II just love cow, he is so innocent, at least he sounds that way. Great recap!!!

11 of 16 | Posted by Lloyd Dobbler | Posted on September 3, 2007 1:14 AM

BonaFide :

Great recap, Chick Bomb. I really mean that. :-)

Best one of the season. Keep it up!

12 of 16 | Posted by BonaFide | Posted on September 3, 2007 8:54 AM

kristin_d_l :

She doesn't even really like him as a person, which begs the question, is really so good looking that everyone spent two weeks not noticing his shitty personality?

He's not good looking AT ALL. I have no idea what these girls see in him, unless they're looking for a guy who treats them like crap.

13 of 16 | Posted by kristin_d_l | Posted on September 3, 2007 9:45 PM

KermitGirl22 :

bakismaki: I think the same thing. His level of being mean for no reason seems to be fueled out of hatred, not anything relevant.

OH, and HILARIOUS about the Come on be my baby tonight... haha. it's that overdone "I'm so soulful" voice that makes it so funny.

I actually loved Kelly Anne in this ep, she totally owned Dunbar. When he hung his head down and goes "It wouldn't be me..." I laughed so hard. Then I laughed even more when he told Isaac "she said she's not interested, wink wink..."

Please, brother... you are SO yesterday's news.

14 of 16 | Posted by KermitGirl22 | Posted on September 4, 2007 12:04 PM

k37744 :

i liked dunbar in party of five, but he has turned into a total knob.

15 of 16 | Posted by k37744 | Posted on September 4, 2007 4:26 PM

kronus:

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16 of 16 | Posted by kronus | Posted on September 17, 2007 5:03 PM

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