This week's show started off with Tyrie and Davis cooking in the kitchen, all lingering racial tensions put aside for the sake of preparing edible eggs (that didn't look so edible, by the way). Tyrie announced that he wanted some ass, which caused Davis to suggest that maybe he should bring some ladies to the house. Huh. What a revelatory idea!

That night at the club, Tyrie suddenly found himself in a sea of breasty women, and no one was more excited than... Stephen? "There are a million girls out here in Denver!" he told us, adding, "And absolutely none of them will be sleeping with me!" Okay, he didn't say that. He instead just continued bopping around like an oversized pea with a torso, and meanwhile, Tyrie moved in on a pretty girl named Ashley, or as I like to call her, JANELLE FROM KEY WEST. We had some major doppleganger issues going on here. Anyway, Tyrie got her digits, and it seemed like he was well on his way to bootyville.

The next night, Tyrie went out again, and this time around, he met a girl named Jazalle (pronounced like Giselle, spelled like INCORRECT). With her body pressed up against his, she told him, "You wait for tomorrow... Reggae on the Roof! You're gonna fall back and be like 'What?' I swear. Go. It's crazy!" This caused Tyrie to then tell us, "This girl is smart, and she's sexy!" Yes, all signs point to utter brilliance... Wait until she tells him about Old Country Buffet in downtown. Tyrie will think she's an astrophysicist!

In B-Story news, Davis announced that he would be planning a ski trip, which was kind of odd since this show was taped in the summer, but I guess in COLORADO!!! it's not unfathomable to ski year-round. Sadly, the early planning stages hit a snag as Davis discovered that probably no one wanted to go. Brooke, making her first of two five-second appearances this episode, sweetly denied her roommate, saying, "I'm much more of a sun person than snow." Technically, they're not mutually exclusive, but.... whatever. Not worth explaining her lack of logic. She should have just said, "I'm much more of a walking-around person than broken legs."

Later on, Tyrie called up Jazalle to see what she was gonna be up to on Thursday. Duh, Tyrie. REGGAE ON THE ROOF!!! Jazalle LOVES Reggae on the Roof! I personally like Calypso on the Veranda, but that's just me.

Tyrie then called up Ashley to see what she might be doing Thursday night, and uh oh! She was gonna be at Reggae on the Roof too! Crisis!!! By the way, we also learned that Ashley is a flight attendant. If anyone sees her on a plane, it's your duty to share your story with us.

Anyway, faced with the dilemma of both girls being at Reggae On The Roof (not to be confused with Filene's At The Basement), Tyrie suddenly realized he had overworked himself. "I got more games than Parker Brothers, and I got more variations of my game than Monopoly," he told himself, thus fulfilling his weekly quota of one random pop culture reference. Additionally, "I got more variations of my game than Monopoly" wins the award for Most Awkwardly Constructed Analogy of the Week. Maybe next week he can somehow incorporate a reference to the Mandelbrot set.

Nevertheless, Tyrie was now saddled with a major dilemma: what to do about the inevitable Ashl-azalle meeting? Resident genius Alex said that he should invite both girls to the club and see which one he's vibing with more. He then added, "Also, be sure to tell one of them that you're gonna make out with her, but then while she's waiting for you, cook a frozen pizza and have sex with the other."