Ooh this hurts. I cant even bring myself to read the recap yet. Goodbye B-Side :*( I love you and your recaps. Good luck writing your screenplays. Perhaps someday I'll sell the rights to my novels and you can write the screenplay for the movie based on my book, which will surely win Best Picture at the Oscars.

I still just can't believe it. I wish this were a dream!

No comment on Kina's clown whore makeup commercial?

You will be missed B-side, I've only been coming to the site for a few months now, but your recaps are among my favorites. Colie deserves all that she gets, she and her 80s headband can go back to Jersey. Good luck in all your endeavours!!!

i'm confused... did someone buy the site from j-unit and b-side or something? why the abrupt goodbyes? can anyone fill me in?

I loved how Colie, in the midst of her rants against Brooke said, "You can't just come in between people's relationships!!" Ummmm... do the names Alex and Adam ring a bell? Whatevs...

B-side, I can't believe you're leaving. No one else will ever be able to do MTV nonsense justice like it deserves.

I should probably post this on the Road Rules recap but I felt compelled to say it immediately, Brooke's new boobies are seriously out of control. I think she could have gotten a wee bit smaller size, does anyone agree?

Bye bye B-side, you will be GREATLY missed!!

This is so bittersweet. More Brooke insanity, but one final B-Side recap.

It's only fitting that I read this while there's a rather Real World-esque fight going on between the Portuguese couple upstairs.

Thanks for the laughs.

I'm just watching my DVR now, but I just had to ask this:

When Brooke said she was bored and frustrated, so "I'm going to watch two GAY men fooling around". Does anyone think she really needed to explain that two men who are fooling around are GAY? LOL!

where is everyone seeing Brooke's new boobs? Were these in the episode or in a confessional?

From where Im sitting Davis is one strong individual. I like him ...From what I can see, he is fun to be around, he enjoys being himself... The antics between him and Brooke are over the top hilarious. Davis and Brooke make the show!

Davis = worst gay ever

When he wandered off, I was hoping a mountain lion would eat him. Wishful thinking *sigh*

Watching that little clip of Brooke on road rules, looks like she got herself a new pair of boobs.

B-Side, you will be missed. You really are one of the funniest writers...EVER! What are you moving on to?

As an aside, was Road Rules on this week? Is it still on?

B-Side:

In a slightly stalkerish commemoration of this being your swan song entry, I would like to post my favorite thing you have ever written (even though it's about the Austin gang, not Denver):

"Still, Danny remained concerned: "I don't want like one eye to be like down here." Yes, because that always happens. I can't tell you how many times I've seen people go in for routine surgery only to emerge with one eye on their jaw. It's called Eye-Jaw. Really horrific. But hey, at least it's better than Penis-Nipple."

Thank you for making me laugh for the past 2 years! Your wit and vocabulary (I learned a LOT of new words from you!) won't be forgotten.

*Sniff*

It boggles my mind that Brooke is the only child of, not one, but TWO clinical psychologists! She’s in HELL, but it’s all in her head.

"Not only am I doing things that I hate, but I'm having to be told that this is my JOB!" Welcome to the life of nearly everyone who has a job.

but thanks to tvgasm, b-side, j-unit and edhill for making my job more enjoyable! we will miss you!!

b-side,

it was your real world recaps that got me hooked on this site. this is just too too sad!

Yes, KermitGirl22,I thought the same thing about her boobs. They look ill-proportioned. It's like fine you're a reality star now, on the eve of your burgeoning acting career and a boob enhancement will definitely advance you, but you make it look a bit obvious don't you think?

Newtrino she showcased her new boobs during commercials announcing that Road Rules was up next.

If I'm not mistaken, didn't Davis have sex with Reichen which caused Lance to break up with him?

Ironic . . .Seems like Brooke wasn't so wrong after all. Not to mention Davis outright said THE ONLY REASON WHY HE SHOULDN'T HAVE SEX WITH BROOKE WAS BECAUSE THEY WERE ROOMMATES, NOT BECAUSE HE WAS GAY AND NOT BECAUSE HE HAD A BOYFRIEND.

Even gay guys suck!

I'm really gonna miss B-side's recaps. It won't be the same.

This episode was pretty ho-hum.

Tyrie and Brooke was weird. Brooke is a weird chick. Why did she do that knowing Tyrie had a girlfriend? The funny thing is Tyrie seemed more than willing to keep it going.

Also as attractive as Brooke looks half the time (she looks incredibly horrible the other half, which is amazing), she is going to have a hell of a time finding a guy who will put up with her all her high-maintenance crap.

B-side, I just read the best Recap you ever wrote, your leaving. My disdain for you is comparable to yours for Colie. My wishes for you are the same as yours for her.

OMG, I thought I was the only one that noticed Kina's clown makeup!! Is she serious with the green eyeshadow and overdone blush, go back to Jersey!!

Brooke's new boobies must be made of helium, because those babies were literally DEFYING GRAVITY. If B-Side were still recapping, I'd expect to see a screencap of Brooke's funbags, with a caption claiming "Don't EVER talk to me like that AGAIN gravity! EVER!!!! I DEFY you!".

I think Tyrie might actually be growing on me, I still have a little bit of bitterness toward him about that whole Davis episode. On the whole though, he does seem like a nice guy - I guess I'll have to give him a second chance. Unlike me, I know - but I'm just not myself these days, with B-Side leaving and all.

Brooke and Davis' fight was absolutely hysterical. I could NOT believe it when she flung that water in his face - it was awful. Funny, but awful. Also Brooke at the gym? She's starting to remind me of Private Benjamin, southern belle style.

Of course I can't let an opportunity to rip E. Colie apart go by, so her goes: E. Colie talking about how Brooke thinks she "owns" Davis - Yes, E. Colie it IS weirdly inappropriate, and somewhat offensive when people act like that? Is it ringing a bell? Does it look familiar? Because it SHOULD ALEX-GLOMMER-ONTO-ER!!!!!!

BTW, B-Side - MYL ambushing you with Colie completely cracked me up. The thing is, now she probably wants to do you, and then expects to be invited to your Mom's house for Pesach - Oy vey, DON'T do it!!!!!

Chee-Z, you crack me up.

I also noticed Kina's eye makeup, which was bad EVEN BY JERSEY STANDARDS (I grew up there, so I feel the need to defend).

I can't decide if Davis is confused about his sexuality and potentially bi or a gay man who is just fascinated by breasts. Although even I was mesmorized by Brookie's new ones.

B-Side, I will be IN HELL without your Real World and Hills and Laguna Beach, etc... recaps!!! What is a girl to do?!?

Best of luck in your future endeavors! You will be missed here.

Thank You B-Side for all the memories!!! For it was you who re-introduced me to the wonderful world of BB (didn't care much for BB1). And you made The Amazing Race (with your vast knowledge and love of TAR) that much more enjoyable to read, and truly awesome!

I am not completely hurting inside with the loss of your TAR recaps, for I have found another lover. Although He is not everything that you are, he is very close (sg).

I am sad to see you go, as well as J-Unit, and like TVgasm's past adventures, all good things must come to an end.
Farewell B-Side, Farewell the 'gasm of the past. Hello Tuberculosis....

To you Chee-Z-TeeVee I say Gay kocken offen yom

Now you're just toying with us, B-Side. I'm starting to try to accept the idea of you being gone, and then you return with this recap. Even though it didn't really go that way... well, you know. God, I'm going to miss you and your recaps! Couldn't you just cut down on the number of shows you recap and never leave?!

Sigh.

Well, this was quite an episode. Davis dancing while drunk is hilarious to watch, and Brooke continues to be a histrionic loon. PJ FINALLY left (I guess a lot happened while he was there because he couldn't have been there all too long). I'm underwhelmed by Colie's presence in this episode which is by far the best Colie-related feeling.

I'm not sure how I feel about Brooke. She's hilarious and fun to watch, and more likable than Colie and Jenn, but geez, she would drive me insane if I lived with her.

So sad...who's going to do the recap, now? ANTM is already ruined since J-Unit left...
Does anyone live on the Westside? Because I say we all throw a goodbye party for B-side & J-unit at Don Antonios...

So sad...who's going to do the recap, now? ANTM isn't the same since J-Unit left...
Does anyone live on the Westside? Because I say we all throw a goodbye party for B-side & J-unit at Don Antonios...

I hate the fact that Davis is attracted to Brooke. He say he's gay, yet he wants to have sex with a girl. What's that all about? Just say you're bi then, jeez. His got issues. Don't get me wrong, what Brooke did was pretty crazy and inappropriate too, but he deserved it cause Brooke never call him names, yet he can call her anything he wants?

I thought Brooke's size were perfectly fine, and didn't need any fixing. Now it just pops out of the TV screen becoming somewhat of a distraction more than anything else. It's like owning a brand new white BMW and painting it neon green with glitter all over.

To you Chee-Z-TeeVee I say Gay kocken offen yom

To that I say "Fardrai zichs deyn kopf! Mishuggah!

Feh!

B-Side, you'll be really missed. Your recaps are unmatched and I really enjoyed reading them. This is going to be the understatement of the year, but you're a very smart and funny writer and I'm quite certain that you'll be successful doing what you're good at. Good luck with everything B-side!

Hi roleepolee,

I think Davis is really confused because of the heavy-duty Evangelical Baptist trip his family puts on him. My feeling is that Brooke and Davis are both a little overwhelmed with the sexual energy in the house, and they're "playing" each other to avoid it - they are both safe to the other one.

One of my oldest, best friends is gay, and when we were younger we would both get jealous of each other's SO's. It wasn't sexual, although it seemed like it - it was purely territorial. Luckily my husband and his LP know it's just playfulness, so we can still act like a couple of nuts when we're out carousing. It's still fun too! :-)

Mgasm,

I'm so with you and I'm going to order the Spencer steak!

Hi Cheez-T. I'm a little confused. I think I know what LP means (limited partner?)but Sorry, I don't know what SO stands for (sexy bastards?).

Oh, my B-Side!
The best of luck in the future.

What is a Belorussian Jew to do? How do I love thee... That didn't work.

I will miss you with every fiber of my being. Good luck. I will always love you.

I thought I was the only strange person out there, but no, I've found people as surprisingly refreshing as I am.

Thank you. Love always, SpaceVenus.

To you Chee-Z-TeeVee I say Gay kocken offen yom
To that I say "Fardrai zichs deyn kopf! Mishuggah!

Kish mier en toochis. Colie is a Bissel Farblongjid but she is truely a Gutte neshumah Can't you throw a shana maidel a bone

Seriously B-side, where are you going? WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN TO THE AMERICAN IDOL RECAPS??!!

I hate Brooke. I hate her soooo much. Also, I don't understand how she can have the body she does if she never works out. Does she starve herself?

The Tyrie comforting Davis moment was so cute. I think those two are my favorites in the house...They've redeemed themselves since episode two.

Are Jizelle and Tyrie just hooking up or are they boyfriend and girlfriend? Cuz if they're the latter, that redemption is lost.

I think the Brooke/Davis friendship is really adorable. Colie needs to keep her nose out of it!!!

B-Side! This place will never be the same without you!

roleepolee,

SO = Signifigant Other

LP = Life Partner

:-)

bffforever - I'll get back to YOU later.

Thx for the explaination, CZTVA. N2S, I had a "WDYM?" moment. IHA! I got all this from the IAD. IBN. Laugh Out Loud...

Its not F'in cool that Brook gets to "snap" at everyone, Than everyone thinks when they "snap" back at her that they should say sorry, "cus Brook isnt strong enough". F that.
P.S I understand why Brook thinks that Davis belongs to her(I mean he doesnt, but why Brook thinks this stuff). He has been flirting with her this hole time. Only now he wants to act like he is inocent she is makeing all this up. BS

To Chee-Z #21:

What do you mean you're still bitter about Tyree because of the Davis argument episode? Davis was the a-hole in that episode, not Tyree. How many times did Tyree walk away from drunk Davis, even though he was getting pretty heated himself? That was responsible and something very rare to see on The Real World.

Also, Davis spit that N-word out pretty easily (and with no provocation, either). I don't remember Tyree saying anything to Davis to deserve that level of insult. To date, he hasn't ever disrespected Davis like that or even called him anything that starts with an "F."

Almost every cast member (except Stephen and Alex) has dragged Tyree into their personal drama, I feel, because he's the big black man in the house. Good luck with that, because he's a real teddy bear and I'm glad that, for once, Real World hasn't cast a black guy who has anger issues that are disproportionate to the rest of the crazies in the house.

Also, one more thing:

It's funny to me that so many people seem to find Brooke's anger issue hysterical, when if Tyree or Stephen were doing the same thing - having nervous breakdowns every 5 seconds for no reason - they would have been escorted off the show ASAP! I'm sorry, Davis should've been kicked off the show for getting in Tyree's face like that and hurling the N-word at him. A black guy (David from season 2) has been kicked off the show for doing less.

Did anyone else notice that when PJ left, Davis said something about how much closer they had grown during their week together? That was THE LONGEST WEEK EVER.

B-Side, I'm so sad that your recaps have come to an end. I haven't posted much since I developed my full-blown addiction to TVgasm a year ago, but I've been a dedicated reader of everything you write and a dedicated viewer of (almost) every show you recap. Even the ones I don't even love to hate, just hate. But redemption always comes in the recap. You're an immensely talented wordsmith ("Snaps to Davis's anti-snap!"), and I'm sure we'll be seeing much more of you.

You are, in a sense, a great humanitarian: you made it okay for smart people to proudly declare their love for the trashiest and least redeeming of television programming.

I wish you the best.

I had a Real World moment last night that I couldn't wait to share with the fans at TVGasm...

I was innocently sitting in the massage chair at the local nail salon when in walked none other than our favorite nutcase Brooke. Stilletos and little mini cutoff shorts-ankle brace not included. She was very busy texting on ehr phone the entire time-I am sure letting people know what HELL she was in. Personally, if hell involves free wine and a foot massage then count me in!

how did she look? are her new boobs as enormous as they are on tv?

Blah Blah,

I was referring to the beginning of the Tyrie/Davis episode when Tyrie confronted Davis in the hot-tub. He was extremely aggressive, and Davis actually initially did try to walk away; even asking if they could talk about when they were sober, and Tyrie flipped out. By the time Tyrie was calm, Davis was out of control.

They were BOTH at fault in the end. Tyrie because he over-reacted to start with and Davis because he responded in the absolute ugliest way possible. I do not think the N- word is EVER OK, under any circumstances, I want to be clear about that. I really thought they both acted like drunken idiots, although being drunk certainly does NOT excuse using such an offensive term.

Frankly, I can't stand to watch any type of confrontation get that extreme - it really upsets me, I can't stand it when people yell at each other.

tulip - that's awesome! Did you say anything to her?

Just a thought...CheeZ TEE VEE Addict now that Laguna Consultant might be taking over the Hills recaps why not you for RW.

yeah, someone should take over, and it should be Cheez T. I WANNA TAKE OVER AI!!

even though she is my favorite (and that is NOT saying much) i didn't talk to brooke. i was sort of nervous she would yell "do not EVER talk to me like that again." i did stare at her out of the corner of my eye though.

and i had not heard the implant rumor before now, so i wasn't paying attention, but i don't remember them looking huge or anything like that. anyway, it was all very exciting and i tried to tell the girl that was doing my nails about her, but i'm pretty sure she didn't speak english.

For anybody who hasn't seen Brooke's new boobies, here's her myspace:
http://myspace.com/brookelabarbera
and another picture:
http://i17.tinypic.com/43p4nc0.jpg

I just saw the previews for "The Inferno" - OMG!!!!!!! I can't wait!

It looks like all the biggest assholes and crazies are all on at once! I think they should change the the name from "The Inferno" to "The Infernal Ass-Blisters of Reality TV", and include cast-members from ANTM and The Apprentice.

Anyway, it looks like E. Colie cries. Again. And Tonya is still a skank. My only hope is that Carpe Cancer isn't there this time. HATE her!

As much as I love posting on TVgasm, I think I might be a little too extreme to recap - 50% of us hate my ass... LOL! ;-)

I just hope this week's episode of RW contains more craziness, and Brooke-downs. I love those, they're my favorites!

chee-z:

please recap! you'd be so good at it.

can't wait for the inferno.

Brookes new boobs are like two new planets!!

This is lame. What is gonna happen to all the recaps that B-side was responsible for?

I am having anxiety about who's going to recap this now! And it's on TONIGHT!!!!!

Any insights MYL?

Geez...now, I feel like a stalker. Did anyone else see Brooke's myspace page that Jerseygirl posted? Read her blog:
"I am currently on a very low dose of the antidepressant Cymbalta. I take 30 mg. every day. In addition, if I am having trouble sleeping, or having an anxious or panicky episode, I take a prescribed Klonopin. These 2 medications have worked well for me. I have tried several medications… Xanax, Busbar, Lexapro, Pamelor, Zoloft. I have also tried cognitive-behavioral therapy, a type of therapy designed to help anxiety specifically."
Apparently, this is the exact pharmaceutical cocktail that makes Brooke so snappy and induces the sensation of "BEING IN HELL!!"